The grumpy thread

[iainrcz]

Oh and the Mrs has been asked to go for neurofibromatosis screening. To be fair she does have some of the symptoms.

Cafe au lait marks, lumps on her head and marks in her eyes.

The worrying thing is increased risk of breast cancer.

My mum, great aunt and her mum died of that so it can fuck off.

[sheffcortinacentre]

LPG at garage I use has been 79.9 last 12 months,other local has for same period been 130.9how do the justify that!is it costing 50p a litre more to deliver to them?

[High Jetter]

5 hours ago, iainrcz said:

The SD card in my dash cam has shit itself. It reads but won't write.

To be fair, it is at least 10 years old.

My writing was shite at 10yo too, undecipherable.

[iainrcz]

3 hours ago, High Jetter said:

My writing was shite at 10yo too, undecipherable.

My writing still is. I know what it says and that's all that matters.

[cobblers]

Got some fairly urgent stuff on the way with DPD.  Ordered it last Sunday, dispatched Monday. Been loaded on the DPD van every day last week, and every day its:

" Kirk is currently making delivery number 1, you are delivery number 121"

and by 4:30PM he's on delivery 65 or so and then they just take the fucker back to the depot.

Every day we ring DPD and they say "sorry, the driver was very busy yesterday, we'll deliver it tomorrow"

[Metal Guru]

12 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Got some fairly urgent stuff on the way with DPD.  Ordered it last Sunday, dispatched Monday. Been loaded on the DPD van every day last week, and every day its:

" Kirk is currently making delivery number 1, you are delivery number 121"

and by 4:30PM he's on delivery 65 or so and then they just take the fucker back to the depot.

Every day we ring DPD and they say "sorry, the driver was very busy yesterday, we'll deliver it tomorrow"

I’ve had two deliveries from DPD recently . Had a text saying something like “Chris will deliver your parcel between 1.38 and 2.38pm today.”

They have been precisely in the middle both times.

[cobblers]

They're usually absolutely spot on with the timing - in fact if a driver is running too fast he's not actually able to scan a parcel as "delivered" until the predicted delivery time.

But whatever is going on this week is bizarre, it reckons the guy is going to do 120 drops in 90 minutes.

[Talbot]

Today's grump:  Caught myself with the angry grinder last night.  Luckily, it caught part of a fingernail, so it didn't just go straight through my finger.  Fairly significant amount of finger ground away though.  Turns out a 700w grinder with a 6mm grinding disc is remarkably* effective at removing skin.

Didn't really hurt too much at the time.  Stings like fuck today, and I can't type properly...

[cobblers]

2 hours ago, cobblers said:

Got some fairly urgent stuff on the way with DPD.  Ordered it last Sunday, dispatched Monday. Been loaded on the DPD van every day last week, and every day its:

" Kirk is currently making delivery number 1, you are delivery number 121"

and by 4:30PM he's on delivery 65 or so and then they just take the fucker back to the depot.

Every day we ring DPD and they say "sorry, the driver was very busy yesterday, we'll deliver it tomorrow"

Wow, what a surprise! DPD can't find the address that has a massive sign directly off the road and receives a few hundred parcels every day

[Metal Guru]

42 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Wow, what a surprise! DPD can't find the address that has a massive sign directly off the road and receives a few hundred parcels every day

I’ve got a DPD delivery for today. Christopher will be here between 15.34 and 16.34. I’ll let you know how it goes!

[Markeh]

As someone with a borderline unhealthy obsession with Popmaster, I am devastated to hear Ken Bruce is leaving Radio 2 - The cynic in me has doubts that his new Greatest Hits show will be as good.

[andyberg]

8 minutes ago, Markeh said:

As someone with a borderline unhealthy obsession with Popmaster, I am devastated to hear Ken Bruce is leaving Radio 2 - The cynic in me has doubts that his new Greatest Hits show will be as good.

It was only a matter of time. They have been slowly culling the stalwarts for younger types 🙄 I stopped listening a few years ago now.

Edit:

Greatest hits radio isn't too bad. Simon mayo has his old radio 2 show on there with his old co hosts. Also a few other peak music (80s) radio 1 DJs.

[crad]

8 minutes ago, andyberg said:

It was only a matter of time. They have been slowly culling the stalwarts for younger types 🙄 I stopped listening a few years ago now.

Edit:

Greatest hits radio isn't too bad. Simon mayo has his old radio 2 show on there with his old co hosts. Also a few other peak music (80s) radio 1 DJs.

problem with greatest hits is the bloody adverts, they drive me up the wall (and the fact i can't seem to ever get a good signal in the motor when i'm in sussex).

[LightBulbFun]

4 hours ago, cobblers said:

Wow, what a surprise! DPD can't find the address that has a massive sign directly off the road and receives a few hundred parcels every day

Oh whats the chance of that I have also just placed an order with TLC Electrical on Sunday as well!

I treated myself to somewhat* of a Variac upgrade when I found the big beasty on the right for a good price on eBay

thats not a Variac this is a Variac!

and realised to make full use of it, I was going to need a bigger boat mains supply! a 13A mains socket just aint gonna cut it anymore

so I started plugging away and what I would need and dont you just love project creep! all the bits and bobs have ended up costing almost what I paid for the Variac itself! its like a cheap/free car, dosent stay cheap for long!

"so I need a 32A IEC socket, ok, and I want one thats switched, right, then ill a suitable amount of 6mm Flex to wire the Variac with and a plug for that, and then another plug and coupler so I can add a 32A outlet to the output of the Variac itself, oh and also an industrial sized terminal lug crimp set to make up the the connections to the Variac itself because its 8mm Stud connections are bigger then any crimp terminals I have on hand currently"

you get the idea!

 

on the plus side, it means I got free local branch delivery, so hopefully no faffing about with unreliable couriers! me and the seller of the Variac had a right nightmare with getting UPS to deliver it to my door!       

managed to get all the way to my local depot when it suddenly became too heavy... (even tho they knew exactly how much it weighed and accepted it otherwise)

so that was "fun"

I was worried things where going to go sideways again when I got this email and I was thinking "oh great its probably going to take them a million years for it to get to the branch"

and in typical fashion it was one of the items in the order that was not critical to function (just an automatic wire striper I thought id finally get one to try out while I was at it)

but thankfully I have an email today saying it will all be delivered tomorrow fingers crossed! (between 8AM and 5PM, knowing my luck, probably 8AM after I have just finally passed out at 6AM LOL)

 

 

I hope your able to get your order in the end! 

[Saabnut]

Top tip boys and girls. When you do an oil change on your Komatsu minidigger, and leave it inside overnight because a) you want to check the oil level again in the morning and b) you have had enough for the night, after you have confirmed the oil level the next day and are driving it out, do remember to open the roller shutter door the extra foot the digger takes over the normal height for the Kubota.

This will save you several hours trying to straighten the door and having to grind a section off the door itself so you can get it to move again!

Still, it is the first time I have hit it hard enough to do damage in over 20 years, which is approximately 20 years longer than expected. Some more fine tuning with heat, the sledge hammer and the welder tomorrow should see it indistinguishable* from a new door!

[motorpunk]

I am beginning to hate most Range Rover drivers, based on the following observations made over 24 miserable hours. 

Brand new RR parked on a hill, nose to nose, against a lovely old scabby Daewoo. Parked so hard that the nose of the Daewoo was pressed in/down, with the weight of the RR against it. The RR also had it's arse parked at an angle making getting by nearly impossible. Driver (old gammony fart) sat in the RR reading a book. "You've hit that car in front" I told him. "No, I've touched it" he said. Whatevs. Parking cameras on the blink, are they? Twat.

Dual carriageway with queuing traffic for 2 miles to join Motorway. Left lane solid. Right lane with fast moving traffic. You know what's coming, right? At the chevrons, covered in the usual debris and shit, a new RR stops the traffic in the outside lane to push in the front of the queue, with perhaps 6" to spare before ending up hitting the armco. No indicators, obvz, no 'thank you', nothing. Twat.

Motorway, 4 lanes, RR gently weaving between lane 2 and 3, over-correcting, causing queue to overtake in lane 4. I get by... driver on the phone. Later on the same thing drives a few mm off my rear bumper as me doing 80ish overtaking things in lane 3 isn't fast enough for him, despite the cameras. Twat.

Top of my street, T junction with school on one side and scout hut the other, RR parked half on the pavement on the corner, making it impossible to see around it to pull out, and impossible for wheelchairs/pushchairs to get by on the pavement. Twat.

Local village bypass, fast but quiet traffic, RR SVR thing slowing to walking pace then zooming up behind the car in front, window down, enjoying the engine noise and annoying the fuck out of me and probably everyone who lives nearby. Twat.

I'm grumpy now. Nipped to the shop to get some bits, what make of car is parked in two bays as it's too fucking big for one, in a busy carpark, in the icy/rainy conditions? RR. Twat. 

What is it with these bloody things? 

[meggersdog]

Had a LR defender in today. The new valeter for one of my best customers  brought the car in and complained about a steering shake at anything over 40mph. He said it felt like the car was breaking in half, the front going one way the back going opposite. Put on the ramp and there is a new A frame balljoint on the rear axle and a new steering damper. The car had obviously  just come out of the workshop. Whether the "technician" missed the bleeding obvious or forgot I don't know. The steering drag link was held on by gravity alone. The nearside balljoint had no securing nut what so ever.

After finding a suitable replacement nut I phoned the workshop manager. The "technician" is the same one who left a wheelbearing so loose it affected the brakes. When it came back from the MoT he spent two hours fucking about replacing the servo, brake master cylinder and bleeding to still have a brake problem. Tightening up the bearing cured the problem. Hope the dangerous twat was given his cards this afternoon.

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, Saabnut said:

blind old man speaks

 

 

youve lived in your house how long?

[New POD]

On 16/01/2023 at 15:30, Wack said:

Last time I was in Costco E10 was 137.9. E5 was 10P more IIRC 

1.469 on Friday for E5 Costco Star city. 

[RoverFolkUs]

1 hour ago, meggersdog said:

Had a LR defender in today. The new valeter for one of my best customers  brought the car in and complained about a steering shake at anything over 40mph. He said it felt like the car was breaking in half, the front going one way the back going opposite. Put on the ramp and there is a new A frame balljoint on the rear axle and a new steering damper. The car had obviously  just come out of the workshop. Whether the "technician" missed the bleeding obvious or forgot I don't know. The steering drag link was held on by gravity alone. The nearside balljoint had no securing nut what so ever.

After finding a suitable replacement nut I phoned the workshop manager. The "technician" is the same one who left a wheelbearing so loose it affected the brakes. When it came back from the MoT he spent two hours fucking about replacing the servo, brake master cylinder and bleeding to still have a brake problem. Tightening up the bearing cured the problem. Hope the dangerous twat was given his cards this afternoon.

I knew someone like that, never could wrap my head around his line of thought on numerous occasions when blatantly obvious defects were missed on a service or something got bodged in a completely ridiculous and unsuitable manner. Like super glueing a broken wiring harness, it duly still did not work. This was on an ECU. Wrote the car off in the end as it would have needed a replacement ECU and loom. It was only a banger, but that's not the point

The last I heard, he's no longer a mechanic!

[Metal Guru]

9 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

I’ve got a DPD delivery for today. Christopher will be here between 15.34 and 16.34. I’ll let you know how it goes!

It didn’t!

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, meggersdog said:

Had a LR defender in today. The new valeter for one of my best customers  brought the car in and complained about a steering shake at anything over 40mph. He said it felt like the car was breaking in half, the front going one way the back going opposite. Put on the ramp and there is a new A frame balljoint on the rear axle and a new steering damper. The car had obviously  just come out of the workshop. Whether the "technician" missed the bleeding obvious or forgot I don't know. The steering drag link was held on by gravity alone. The nearside balljoint had no securing nut what so ever.

After finding a suitable replacement nut I phoned the workshop manager. The "technician" is the same one who left a wheelbearing so loose it affected the brakes. When it came back from the MoT he spent two hours fucking about replacing the servo, brake master cylinder and bleeding to still have a brake problem. Tightening up the bearing cured the problem. Hope the dangerous twat was given his cards this afternoon.

Management material if ever was.

[iainrcz]

Can't sleep, again.

Hurrah.

[Zelandeth]

0732...Get up to let out one of the dogs who is doing the I need to pee dance.

"Hmm, feels a bit chilly in here..." 

Consults thermostat.  12C.  Set point 16C.

"Uuuhuhhh..."

Looks in utility room.  Boiler not running.  Pilot light out.

"Arse...let's see if it will re-light."

Ignitor button snaps in half and disappears through the control panel.

"Ah, right.  It's going to be one of *those* days is it..."

[calebaaront]

After fully servicing my Peugeot 205 yesterday and being sent the wrong distributor cap by AutoDoc I've come across an earth or other electrical issue. So now I can't even test it! Will be investigating today

[sierraman]

AUTODOC must be the absolute last of the last resorts. It takes a month of Sunday’s to arrive from somewhere like Latvia so posting it back must be a laugh a minute. 

[Jazoli]

25 minutes ago, sierraman said:

AUTODOC must be the absolute last of the last resorts. It takes a month of Sunday’s to arrive from somewhere like Latvia so posting it back must be a laugh a minute. 

Agreed, I really don't understand why people use them apart from penny pinching, use a local factors, get quality parts, be able to return them in the unlikely event its wrong, its a no branier for a few quid saving.

[Zelandeth]

23 minutes ago, sierraman said:

AUTODOC must be the absolute last of the last resorts. It takes a month of Sunday’s to arrive from somewhere like Latvia so posting it back must be a laugh a minute. 

That's exactly what they're counting on.  The returns process is so convoluted and time consuming they're hoping you just won't bother.

...Which in my case after returning one item a couple of years ago has always been the case.  For the sake of less than £20 it's just not worth the hassle.  Forget ever trying to get them to admit that they've sent you the wrong part for your car.  They are utterly convinced that their computer system is infallible.

 

Boiler update: Did get it re-lit, but wound up having to remove all the covers and light it the old fashioned way.  Was kind of expecting the thermocouple to have died and that to be why it was out, but it's stayed lit since.  No idea why it was out, only happened once before and that was when there had been a confirmed disruption to the supply overnight.  Hoping that's all it was, though I'll be eyeing it suspiciously for a while!

[Rocket88]

11 minutes ago, Jazoli said:

Agreed, I really don't understand why people use them apart from penny pinching, use a local factors, get quality parts, be able to return them in the unlikely event its wrong, its a no branier for a few quid saving.

I’ve got stuff from them before… Peugeot 205 headlamp units , which no-one else had in stock. Arrived pretty promptly, reasonably priced.

[Zelandeth]

16 minutes ago, Jazoli said:

Agreed, I really don't understand why people use them apart from penny pinching, use a local factors, get quality parts, be able to return them in the unlikely event its wrong, its a no branier for a few quid saving.

Simple answer is not much choice unless you have someone decent locally.  None of my local factors are any use whatsoever for getting parts for mainstream stuff...so it's basically Autodoc (or one of their plethora of other trading names) or some random eBay seller.  If you're really lucky GSF *might* have it, but most likely the part you want has been out of stock since 2003.  Or they wind up taking forever to get it transferred in - it took them nearly a fortnight to get an oil filter to me last time I used them.  The package from Autodoc arrived before their bloody filter.  Euro Car Parts I will never touch again since they screwed me out of more than £200 by selling me someone else's used fuel pump a few years ago.

I keep trying to find a decent independent factor to use round here but keep getting disappointed so wind up using Autodoc.  Few folks have suggested there are a couple of independent places in Bedford worth a shot - but that's the best part of two hours gone by the time I've got there and back, and I just can't afford that unless I was already out that way.  Price really isn't a factor for me, it's just availability.

I've only had a handful of things turn up wrong from Autodoc - and it's usually been one item that's wrong out of a whole box of stuff.  Last two occasions what they've sent me has matched what every other online store and GSF would have sent anyway, so I can't really point a finger at them too harshly there.  I've definitely had more incorrect things handed out from Motorserv and GSF than have arrived wrong from Autodoc.

Their returns process is laughable though and does put my back up as it's blatantly a way for them to save money by hoping you just won't bother.  Not using them though given the options I have around here would be biting my nose of to spite my face.

GSF aren't the easiest to return items to either and it winds up feeling like you've asked the world of them for the world on a plate for them to take stuff back.