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I don’t think you’re getting Buyer’s Remorse - but I think you’re addicted to the thrill of the chase. The search, the deal, the collection, the early days. My mate is the same with women.

You know, I don't think I'd ever made the connection before but I used to be this way with women too. At the risk of repeating myself, I don't regret it because I had some brilliant experiences (and some awful ones, mind you) but I couldn't have kept it up forever.

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This fucking place, its not a school or a nursery, thank fuck you can still go to a pub and discuss shit and talk about women you'd like to shag, it's getting fucking tedious, like having your fucking granny as a baby sitter.

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How many complaints? Some transparency please.

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Fucking picasso shit itself this morning taking wife to work. Hey ho. I'm Spanish again.

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I think we should all inundate the mods with complaints about things we don't like.

 

And post pictures of attractive ladies on all the threads...

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I've only been on here for a few months so don't know what it used to be like but very much enjoy it as it is.

 

I wouldn't be a mod for the world but maybe there's something else influencing them?

 

One forum I'm on was threatened by the company that hosted it for posting a picture of a topless woman. 

I don't know the hosting arrangements for this site but given the present climate with 'MeToo' etc. etc. maybe the mods are trying to head off future problems before it gets 'snowflaked' out of existance?

 

That's my conspiracy theory anyway.

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I think we should all inundate the mods with complaints about things we don't like.

 

And post pictures of attractive ladies on all the threads...

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Sorry Bramz, it is an affliction some are born with, you could try a pcp cold turkey, but it doesn't work for long. If you do ever find something you like for more than a few weeks, you'll soon get bored with it. In some cases buyer's remorse has kicked in before I've even got things home. I currently have it with the Land Rover, I got rid of the one I liked to replace it with one that should suit me better, unfortunately I don't like it and so far, despite throwing thousands of pounds at it, don't think that I ever will. Still at least whoever buys it off me when I inevitably sell it at a loss will get a bargain, with all the horrible jobs done.

Can confirm that buying a brand new car to help with shite addiction is ineffective.

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I've only been on here for a few months so don't know what it used to be like but very much enjoy it as it is.

 

I wouldn't be a mod for the world but maybe there's something else influencing them?

 

One forum I'm on was threatened by the company that hosted it for posting a picture of a topless woman. 

I don't know the hosting arrangements for this site but given the present climate with 'MeToo' etc. etc. maybe the mods are trying to head off future problems before it gets 'snowflaked' out of existance?

 

That's my conspiracy theory anyway.

 

There is, but we're not allowed to mention it. All members are equal but some are more equal then others & unfortunately they are one of the worst at trying to appear offended at everything.

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I reckon this place hasn't been the same since Breadvan's meltdown where he threatened to sue the forum...

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I'm not eloquent. I'm not an expert writer. I'm not subtle.

 

What I do is written as I speak with not much thought.

 

I'd like to say I'm absolutely sick to fuck of what Autoshite is turning into. The well written post above says it all about how this place used to be.

 

Since the twin cunts of Breadvan and Dave fucked this place over nothing has been the same. We have over moderation at things that have to go in the category of 'if you don't like to don't read it'.

What annoys me the most though is never explaining the reasons for why things are done and it all come across as a 'protecting yourself from yourself' shit that just isn't needed. I'm not asking to know who's complaining about everything but I'd like to know how many it was and what they found so objectionable. What's disappointing is this place has always been so tolerant of everything and was a place where it was OK to' be different'.

 

I slowly posted less and less and eventually left a few months ago due to this kind of crap. I came back as I missed whatever it was that made here special but I'm struggling to think why now.

 

So what's next? When do we start with the no swearing and other pointless crap that's banned on places like piston heads? Turn the site into retro rides where everyone has to agree?

 

I don't know the answer but I know it's not what we have now.

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Back on the subject of cars... Fucking Coil is failing on the Mondeo, limped it to work. Fortunately I’ve got a spare tucked away in the garage, for once being a hoarder has paid off.

 

 

Spares cars are epic. I don't think I've actually bought a rad or a set of pads for years. New looking set of pads on that scrap E36/E46?

 

Get 'em in the toolbox.

 

Went for a good 5 mile walk but I now have a blister on my heel the size of Croydon. #fuxakes

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I feel like I'm going insane. I keep getting buyer's remorse about two weeks after I buy a car. Now it's the turn of the Buick. The blinders I had on when I bought it have fully worn off and now I keep seeing things that are wrong with it. I'm pretty sure running old cars is beginning to seriously effect my mental health and it's making me a dick to people close to me.

 

I don't know what to do. If I sell, I'll buy again, without a doubt. If I keep...will I ever be happy?

 

 

Same as me. The sense of relief when a car is sold and gone...............then we do it AGAIN!

 

TBF, that 323i was the one I regretted selling. Such an effortless old smoker. I've sort got the horn for that 518i. Must resist. I'm 51 for fucks sake, too old for this, surely.

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I think the problem is that the current crop of mods are all liberal leftie hippy types.  One even drives a 2CV ffs.  I reckon we should let Rev_Bluejeans moderate the forum for a while, see if that improves matters.

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I think the problem is that the current crop of mods are all liberal leftie hippy types.  One even drives a 2CV ffs.  I reckon we should let Rev_Bluejeans moderate the forum for a while, see if that improves matters.

WCPGW?

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Spares cars are epic. I don't think I've actually bought a rad or a set of pads for years. New looking set of pads on that scrap E36/E46?

 

Get 'em in the toolbox.

 

Went for a good 5 mile walk but I now have a blister on my heel the size of Croydon. #fuxakes

The spare coil I have is about 20 years old but it worked when I took it off a few months ago. If it sorts it then I’ll swat a new coil and leads on in the summer and I’ve got it for a spare then. Hopefully it’ll not go entirely on my way home from work...
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I think the problem is that the current crop of mods are all liberal leftie hippy types. One even drives a 2CV ffs. I reckon we should let Rev_Bluejeans moderate the forum for a while, see if that improves matters.

I'd go with that, one of RBJ, Jazoli, Hooli or despairs and tires should have a go and try co-operating with the rest of the moderation team.
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there's no such thing as the popular vote on here

 

That's bollocks, we have one for the calendar every year.  :-P

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WCPGW?

 

 

No racism, no religion, no politics and no fannies. Tits at my discretion.

 

The rest is free, crack on. You're grown ups after all.

 

In a nutshell.

 

Some here would love to see the back of me. Namely those who would love to squeeze the marrow from life with their narrow minded 'I'm right and you're all wrong' views. No, I don't really want to see tits or fannies here. I kinda know what they look like anyway. But some of us are still non emasculated blokes who don't have Right On friends or Mrs to please. We can still look at a photo of 20 year old Jane Fonda because to straight Men, she's probably the most beautiful thing we've ever seen. Our heart still does that little skip when we see an amazing looking Lady crossing the road. We're odd like that and I'm fucked if I'm going to apologise for it. 

 

You don't need to be a racist sexist bigot but you can still be a regular bloke who laughs at rude jokes, takes the piss out of friends and use coarse language if you so choose. I'm so lucky to have a wide cross section of friends ranging from somewhat far right to full on Communists. Some don't have that luxury and thus struggle to see the world as it really is because they live in their little bubble and cannot understand the viewpoint of others.

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As long as we can all agree that hipsters are all wankers, I’m good.

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Current grump: In the barbers. Fucking hate getting my hair cut and no, I don’t want to talk about my work or my holiday.

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Who's defining what or who a regular bloke is?

 

The shag thread - I posted on it a couple of times but recently found it in poor taste. I just didn't click or tap on it.

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Some here would love to see the back of me. 

 

Not here Rev, you're an interesting character and would be a loss to this place.   I agree with your first line too :)

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Shag thread gone!

 

..No it can't be 

 

.........Please no 

 

...............Too much work went into it

 

.....................Years of celebrity fetishes collated into a tame goldmine of loveliness and not a bare titty on show that I recall 

 

In short I am bereft  :-(

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I come to Autoshite for car stuff, I may be perceiving it wrong but it often seems like the people who are always bitching and moaning about it apparently being a nanny state don't post much if any car content, thus I couldn't care less if they feel the need to flounce off into the sunset.

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While I agree with a lot of what RBJ says, I do need to point out that rights are not like cake: just because someone else is getting more doesn't mean that you get less.

 

Women are considered to be real people these days, but it doesn't follow that men are emasculated. Straight white men are still very much at the top of things, thankyouverymuch.

 

I'm not sure that that's what you were getting at (while you have a healthy appreciation of the female form I don't recall you saying anything truly misogynistic) so sorry if I've read something that isn't really there - that word emasculated always raises a warning flag to me though.

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I'd go with that, one of RBJ, Jazoli, Hooli or despairs and tires should have a go and try co-operating with the rest of the moderation team.

 

I've got on with two of them in the real world before....

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