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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

DodgeRover

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It is slightly amusing how those who are weak of mind and who lack the ability to think past a tabloid headline get suckered into an 'us and them' narrative...

 

 

Grump: you can't get a decent silicone-based personal lubricant which doesn't clag your pubes up when it dries.

You can, will check the name when I get home.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Is this available'

 

Yes.

 

'120ifjuwot'

 

What?

No idea what you're on about.

 

'Cas'

 

Who is Cas and what does 120ifjuwot mean?

 

'Orat senmi piskot'

 

I haven't the faintest idea what the fuck you're on about, tbh.

 

'Gow 10noklok yes'

 

'Senmi poskod'

 

 

Well, that's that cleared up, then.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Does the car work is it good for commuting'

 

Did you read the advert?

 

'No sorry'

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Guest Hooli

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How on earth do you cope dealing with such mongtards?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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By getting increasingly ruder to them. And sometimes saying I've sold to the scrap man for £50 less than the chancer/s have offered me. 

cpjitservices Rank: Renault 16

cpjitservices

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Hmmmm just got wage slip through.

 

£300 quid short... see what happens come payday.!!

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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By getting increasingly ruder to them. And sometimes saying I've sold to the scrap man for £50 less than the chancer/s have offered me.

I always leave them thinking I've sold it for £20 or swapped it for a Twix. This makes them burning with rage inside, if only they had offered you the £100 a few hours earlier...

  • Cavcraft and GrumpiusMaximus
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treehugger Rank: Renault 16

treehugger

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Am off to Urmston, Lancs next Tuesday. Of course cunty Northern rail are striking that day.

Fucking typical.

DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

DodgeRover

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It is slightly amusing how those who are weak of mind and who lack the ability to think past a tabloid headline get suckered into an 'us and them' narrative...

 

 

Grump: you can't get a decent silicone-based personal lubricant which doesn't clag your pubes up when it dries.

Silicon Moist

 

No clag noticed whilst under load.

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Saw a tatty old Reliant van today.  Ooo, I thought, that's a rarity... wait a minute, it's yellow.  Have they..?

 

FUCKING TROTTER VAN

 

You could see it used to be blue where all the shoddy yellow paint was flaking off too and that just made me more cross.

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Austin-Rover Rank: BL Wedge

Austin-Rover

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Am off to Urmston, Lancs next Tuesday. Of course cunty Northern rail are striking that day.

Fucking typical.

 

No. Actually the staff are striking ...because of cunty Northern rail.

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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"I would have given you £200 for it"

 

Well, if you had, you'd be driving a car by now.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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"I would have given you £200 for it"

 

Well, if you had, you'd be driving a car by now.

 

No, no they wouldn't. There's a whole other breed of dickhead now who I swear wait until you put 'sold' under an advert, then message you asking if you have it. When you say no, they then suggest they'd have paid more for it. 

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yes oui si Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

yes oui si

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"There's one like this near me for £300, I'll give you £350 for it tomorrow."

 

"Buy the one near you for £300."

 

"I can't it just sold."

 

"Then buy this one for £750."

 

Conversation via text message that happened in less than a minute. That £300 car must have sold quick...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Is this available'

 

Yes.

 

'What is the problem on the car'

 

on advert.

 

'yes'

'and what is last price'

 

I don',t think you did read advert.

 

'100 I com now'

 

I'd rather set fire to it and push it fully ablaze into my kitchen as I'm cooking my tea.

 

'Ok thanks'

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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How on earth do you cope dealing with such mongtards?

Sadly, illiteracy is a growing problem....in the developed world.

  • Christine, DodgeRover and myglaren
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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

DodgeRover

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Broken Xbox just needs a fuse, a stolen ped, a pit bike and me mates staffy straight swap tonite m8?

 

I think some of these conversations should have made the grin thread!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Problem solved, it's just been sold.

Des Rank: Renault 16

Des

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Excellent work! Pics?

Bollocks, I yanked the dashcam to grab a screenshot, 30 odd files and most are all like 'Windows Media Player cannot play the file. The Player might not support the file type or might not support the codec that was used to compress the file'.

Weird, six files in the middle of the list, all just over a gig work, all others around half gig, no giggedy.

Anyway, I had to go out in the afternoon, but not before I made a phone call to get the wanker ticketed. That's a double lowered kerb, obvious garage door and driveway gate and THREE fucking signs, selfish scum.

junkyarddog Rank: Isuzu Florian

junkyarddog

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Pads on the old man's focus delaminated!

 

This car only just passed it's test.

 

This week I have fitted a new water pump,then the rear brakes started to grind,so new shoes and cylinders,unions into the old cylinders crumbled with rust so new copper pipes had to be made up too.

 

Then this Morning,A clonk followed by the brake pedal going to the floor,FFS!

 

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This car has been a faithful servant though for many many years,but to top it all off after I got back from a test drive I got a shock from the fucking key.

 

Car is possessed.

If it keeps this kinda shite up it will find itself heading for the baler!!

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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I had a visit from The Law on Tuesday, at work.  Had to do a breath test, which I think was the first one I've ever done!  Apparently someone was following me and thought I was erratic enough to report.  The visit isn't the issue, that was all conducted in a friendly enough manner.  However, today my boss gave me a Company Letter about it.  FFS.  

 

Did the letter read "Dear Eddy, I hope you are OK.  Is there anything we can do?" 

 

I bet it fucking didn't.     Sorry to hear of your health problems, its hard enough earning a crust without that.

clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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Fucking PayPal. Now fucked for the holidays. Fucking well played you inept bunch of useless cock gobbling toss bags.

 

What happened bubsy ?

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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I've got some big decisions to make and I'm flipping freaking out about it. It all got a bit much so I've stuck my quilt and some old sofa cushions in the back of my van and disappeared away to camp in the middle of nowhere to get away from it all. I've walked for three hours and now I'm sat in a pub. I'm a bit better for it but I'm no closer to making these decisions. Pfff

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PhilA Rank: Lancia Gamma

PhilA

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That's after trying out for the remake of Driving Miss Daisy. Short trips ffs.

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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What happened bubsy ?

Possibly his PayPal account is in debit because PayPal have "held" a sum following a "complaint/refund demand" by a dodgy buyer who is trying to get something for nothing.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I've got some big decisions to make and I'm flipping freaking out about it. It all got a bit much so I've stuck my quilt and some old sofa cushions in the back of my van and disappeared away to camp in the middle of nowhere to get away from it all. I've walked for three hours and now I'm sat in a pub. I'm a bit better for it but I'm no closer to making these decisions. Pfff

 

Anything any of us can help with? Hope you're ok chief.

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DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

DodgeRover

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I've got some big decisions to make and I'm flipping freaking out about it. It all got a bit much so I've stuck my quilt and some old sofa cushions in the back of my van and disappeared away to camp in the middle of nowhere to get away from it all. I've walked for three hours and now I'm sat in a pub. I'm a bit better for it but I'm no closer to making these decisions. Pfff

Don't forget how to get back to the van!

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