The grumpy thread

[plasticvandan]

Club spares schemes.yes I've joined your club.yes you have the monopoly of being near enough the only supplier.But please can you move into the 21st c3ntury,just a little bit? I've just had my posted order form returned,because I hadn't signed the cheque.seeing as its the first time I've used one in 10 years,that's not surprising.as they only sort orders for 2 hours every Wednesday,I've got another week to wait.I swear they see the fax machine as the work of the devil,Let alone PayPal!

[Taff]

Sorry but no. Pre 2001 plates are only exempt from the honeycomb background rule.

 

Having said that, I don't think I'd be failing the original dealer plate for mis-spacing, sounds like a tester on a mission to fail stuff. Boo.

 

Go back and punch him in the face, as hard as you can

 

Fixed, invoice the angry man

[cobblers]

You know when normal beer goes stale it's quite minging isn't it? Well home brew is like 100x worse, I presume cos it's still yeasty and has no preservatives in.

I should know better because I've done it before - left half a pint on the side in the workshop for a few days then come back in and wondered what was stinking the whole place out, followed my nose to the pint pot and gave it a good sniffing to see if that was the problem. Violent gagging confirmed that it was the beer. I've never smelled anything even nearly as instantly wretch inducing as old home brew.

 

Anyway today I was carrying a dozen empty bottles down from the workshop, in a plastic crate. The smaller neck of bottles usually means the smell doesn't get out so some of these have been festering in the heat for a week+.

Halfway down the stairs the dog trips me up, I stumble and manage to pour the dregs out of most of these bottles all down myself, some splashed up my face and in my mouth, it was fucking rank man, I absolutely stink and so does the carpet on the stairs but I can't stomache going anywhere near it.

[DeeJay]

I'll bet your dog is still laughing its tits off.

[Bren]

Left Dawlish at 1020. Arrived Warrington 1640. Fucking joke.

 

Wrecked cars all over the place.

 

I wish people would concentrate- people get killed when you don't.

[Pillock]

Aye, I came back from Bristol to Leicester last week, Friday so I guess a busy day for holidaymakers coming or going - used the M5 and M42.

 

There was a VW T4 that had hopped over the armco on the M5 just north of Gloucester services - didn't really click what had happened at first, must have only been a few minutes before I arrived, but then I could see the yellow paint on the bent-over armco, and the yellow T4 was now upright on the southbound carriageway facing north. The reason I could see this is that a few folk had stopped on the hard shoulder as the woman in the van was guiding her three kids across the motorway to safety, looked like a trucker had stopped and was letting them sit in his cab. So three lanes of traffic at standstill whilst people walk across. Seems simple. Dickhead in lane 2 next to me starts trying to drive around people to get through, there's a woman in bits and toddlers on a motorway and he's worried about missing his dinner or something. I was just about to get out the car and lay into him when the trucker (6ft tall, 6ft wide, zz top beard) just stood in front of his Insignia and gave him "the look". 

 

M42 just after the M5 junction, someone was using a 4X4 to tow a discovery on a trailer. I say was, because clearly not long before I got there they'd decided to instead smear the discovery all over the road. Jacknifed trailer, hit another car in the process, debris everywhere. In fairness to them it's the southbound downhill bit before you get to the M5, it's easy to lose a trailer there.

[fred]

Went past the common up the road from me today, and bloody Pikeys have invaded it again, 30 odd caravans cars crap and hundreds of kids. Last year all the fucking manhole covers were nicked in the vicinity and Council spent 3 days removing their fucking rubbish. and the break ins went through the sodding roof. Fucksticks - Bloody Pikeys

[vulgalour]

Xantia changed hands in July, DVLA get my month's rent on it and my brother's month's rent on it because of the new rules.  Then in August they take a payment from my brother and a payment from me.  Waitaminute.

[Keymaster]

Always instruct your bank to cancel the dd when you sell a car, its the only way to be sure the dvla wont do this. They'll just send you an arsey letter instead, because they can't steal your money for a month or two to invest in god knows what while you wait for them to process the refund.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Went past the common up the road from me today, and bloody Pikeys have invaded it again, 30 odd caravans cars crap and hundreds of kids. Last year all the fucking manhole covers were nicked in the vicinity and Council spent 3 days removing their fucking rubbish. and the break ins went through the sodding roof. Fucksticks - Bloody Pikeys

Look on the bright side, now that's scrap's worth next to fuck all ,they won't be nicking the manhole covers.

Oh, that means they'll have to nick more stuff from barns and sheds instead,sorry.

[Junkman]

Come on show us this ill spaced plate junket man.

 

[vulgalour]

Smacks of "I've got to fail this old car on SOMETHING", does that.

[michael1703]

Wood pigeons, noisy little fuckers

[twosmoke300]

Fucking useless wanky met office , check forecast yesterday - full sun this weekend . So I left the windows of my newly purchased soggy Audi open to dry it out at my unit . Woke up this morning at 7 to the sound of it pissing down . Forecast now changed to overcast with showers .

I'm sure they have a man on the Isles of Scilly who looks out of his window and updates it to suit .

If any other company was so useless at their job they would have gone bust years ago .

I'm off to find the man in charge and have him lick the water out of the filthy footwell as punishment

[Lacquer Peel]

I think predicting the weather at a local level is like fortune telling.

[twosmoke300]

I realise it is difficult in cornwall but they have enough money and tech at their disposal to be able to at least get it something near surely !

I wonder if they know how much grief it causes people that have made plans dependant on the forecasts

[myglaren]

Wood pigeons, noisy little fuckers

Slugs:  Quiet but why do they have to eat my flowers and not the bloody weeds 

[scdan4]

Aye, I came back from Bristol to Leicester last week, Friday so I guess a busy day............

 

 

 

I hate the m4 round brissle. especially on fridays. It is always, always broken. Slightly different reasons, slightly different places, but always, always broken.

 

The hatred is such we now refuse to travel near it on a friday.

 

Remember kids, just say no.

[EssDeeWon]

 

Yeah that needs replacing JM, that doesn't look anything like L81 VRW at first glance.

[J-Rod]

Slugs:  Quiet but why do they have to eat my flowers and not the bloody weeds 

Because they're like that...

[Bren]

I'd love to know what it is that is causing me to cough shite up day and night and why even simple things like climbing the stairs are leaving me short of breath and rattling my chest / throat. I even struggle to sleep and I have been in the spare room for the last six months.

 

Never suffered with anything like this before, it's not asthma ( had a spirometery test) - six months ago I was running 10 k in under an hour and doing kickboxing- I should have competed in an inter club in march.

 

It has absolutely flattened me.

[Lukas]

I hate these romanian gangs that send young boys and girls around, knocking at my door and begging for money. 

 

Makes me very angry. 

[HH-R]

Was supposed to get almost £80 cashback from Topcashback for buying broadband from TalkTalk, been waiting almost three months and nada.

 

Told them to shove it, first and last time I'll be using anything like that.

[gordonbennet]

Twats setting out roadworks diversions, effin use some common sense if it's not been banned.

 

Yesterday, Saturday evening/night, M25 clockwise closed jct 19 (Watford) to 21a, not a problem cos 19 leads off at a maximum speed 2 sliproad onto a half mile long road ending up at the A41/411 roundabout where you just carry onto the old North Orbital Road, all dualled, brill bit of design, just as quick sometimes to use that old section instead of the M25 either way.

 

Fuck that, we're not doing any works there but what we'll do is cone it right down to a single lane for 400 yards immediately before the 2 lane clear skip road begins, which is running swimmingly by the way, massive queues for no reason whatsoever other than sheer cuntishness.

 

How did we stay a world power for hundreds/thousands of years yet the present day fruit of their British lion loins couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, what went wrong.

[dave21478]

One of the horses on the farm is having a proper spack-attack. Cant walk, can barely stand, generally confused and anxious. Been like that since Thursday night but is still eating and drinking relatively normally. The vet has been out and after an awful lot of IV fluids, blood tests and various other medical procedures, their official diagnosis is "I dunno."  Brilliant.

She has been separated from the others but fell over and has fucked up her eye now as well. If there is no improvement by tomorrow I think she will have to be put down.

[scaryoldcortina]

"The space permitted between a “1†or an “I†and another character is proportionately greater than the above dimensions"

 

If that's the only thing it failed on go back and kick him in the nuts.

[EssDeeWon]

Was supposed to get almost £80 cashback from Topcashback for buying broadband from TalkTalk, been waiting almost three months and nada.

 

Told them to shove it, first and last time I'll be using anything like that.

 

I wouldn't tell them to shove it.

 

I would pursue them for it, after all they agreed a deal that meant you get £80 cash back, but they don't cough up?

 

It takes only a few minutes to drop a line to the financial ombudsmen. (And then send them the case number)

[HH-R]

I might have burnt my bridges a bit now, could give it a go though.

 

Their Facebook page is full of complaints that cashback hasn't tracked, TCP's answer to that being that you can lodge a missing cashback claim and it MIGHT appear sometime in the next three months... or six... or never.

 

I never have any luck with stuff like that, TT's £100 shopping voucher offer that's on more often than the DFS sale wasn't on for three days, which is when I signed up, typical.

 

Still happy with the deal, saving £26 a month compared to BT and the broadband hasn't dropped out since June which is a new record.

[cort16]

I fucking hoovered up a sock as I was hoovering around it due to not being arsed to pick it up. It's a dyson and it's sooked it up deep, deep inside and when I turn it on smoke pours out (no doubt from the smouldering sock). I did attempt to dismantle it but my hung over brain can't cope so I just gave up. 

Fuck socks, literally. I guess it's a trip to the dyson doctor.

[hairnet]

tv decided to change channel at 7pm onto radio 1 - havent listened to them for at least 20+ years

 

no stuff set till later (film)

 

and ive been out all day and watched nothing - listening to cd purchased from amazon who delivered today (WTF??)