The grumpy thread

[Station]

Mikhail Brewski?

[Noel Tidybeard]

iirc if you lock an rover with the key the alarm doesnt arm (friends dad used to lock dog in car whilst doing front garden)

[ruffgeezer]

Tried that but it's got a switch in the door thst arms the alarm.

[cms206]

Hahaha pmsl, absolutely brilliant.

 

What isnt brilliant is Andys original post, thats just fucking balls mate, that's the type of calamity that would happen at my work as well.

Guess who was dispatched to Oban this morning to cover the 0521 to Glasgow?

 

Yep, me.

 

Guess what was actually running, meaning I was out of bed at 1.30am to travel 110 miles each way again for no fucking reason?

 

Yep. Train operated as normal...

 

In getting diesel then a quick cross city 8-seater transfer at 9ish then home and off til Saturday.

[purplebargeken]

^^ Your bosses hate you.

[purplebargeken]

Am I really the only qualified person in the household re: clearing up cat hairballs?

[purplebargeken]

Attention neighbours....... I am not the fucking 'Car Whisperer'. 

[alf892]

The fucking rover's fucking alarm is fucking going off again, I thought I'd got the stupid fucking thing fixed by rewiring the boot lid, but no, it's got to be a bleepy little cunt at 11.30pm hasn't it.

 

Fuck raffling it, I'm going to chop it in at the weekend for something else.

Dunno if similar but happened with MrS Alfs Aldi...........its got a cat 1 alarm and one of the 'feautures is a self powered alarm sounder which has rechargeable batteries.

 

Once they cease to recharge the fucker goes beserk.

 

Expensive to replace so cured by amputation

[vulgalour]

For the fourth time I saw that spotless red Mk2 Cavalier today.  I had my phone camera this time and I was on foot so I was gonna get it, finally!  Then the screen on my phone just ate all the icons and wouldn't let me get to the phone until after the Cavalier had gone and couldn't be photographed.

 

I know I'm not imagining this car, other people have seen it too.

[alf892]

For the fourth time I saw that spotless red Mk2 Cavalier today.  I had my phone camera this time and I was on foot so I was gonna get it, finally!  Then the screen on my phone just ate all the icons and wouldn't let me get to the phone until after the Cavalier had gone and couldn't be photographed.

 

I know I'm not imagining this car, other people have seen it too.

pah..........that is said about Nessie too!

[AlabamaShrimp]

Fucking job centre... Just come in to sign on and as soon as I walked in the door I'm jumped on by "reception" asking where I'm going and who I'm seeing. What happened here? Job centres used to be busy places where you came to find a job now you have to have an exact reason to be there

[Bobthebeard]

Fucking job centre... Just come in to sign on and as soon as I walked in the door I'm jumped on by "reception" asking where I'm going and who I'm seeing. What happened here? Job centres used to be busy places where you came to find a job now you have to have an exact reason to be there

Possibly all part of the Grand Plan* to reduce unemployment figures. Make people looking for work feel like they shouldn't actually be there and hope they all go away. No welcoming smile or any offer of advice etc. Just 'Yes, can I help you' from stony faced reception. Not good. Happened to me last year! I just felt like running away. Great. Just what you need.

[Noel Tidybeard]

Am I really the only qualified person in the household re: clearing up cat hairballs?

yes, yes you are

[purplebargeken]

^^ Thought so.

 

 

Attention 99% of people in Central London....... Just Fuck Off and do not invade my personal space especially when I am walking with a stick you fuckwits.

[purplebargeken]

Oh oh, Vulgalour is stalking Rovers now. This is not really a grump, just a social comment. 

[Bobthebeard]

^^ Thought so.

 

 

Attention 99% of people in Central London....... Just Fuck Off and do not invade my personal space especially when I am walking with a stick you fuckwits.

Hit them with the stick, that'd larn 'em. (Lancashire response. May not work in that there London)

[bub2006]

Mates next door neighbour is a bit of a twat. Mrs screams and shouts and he tries to be as obstructive as possible. Well the cunt has just jumped in his p plate astra and reversed into my fucking vectra then pulled off. Not happy. And nor was he when I opened his door and told him he hit my motor.

[Cavcraft]

The fucking rover's fucking alarm is fucking going off again, I thought I'd got the stupid fucking thing fixed by rewiring the boot lid, but no, it's got to be a bleepy little cunt at 11.30pm hasn't it.

 

Fuck raffling it, I'm going to chop it in at the weekend for something else.

{goes in shed to find bunting and 'PX welcome' signs}

[cort16]

I made the mistake of switching broadand providers to BT as I'm essentially getting it for nothing and it is of course total shite. You get what you pay for I supposed.

I don't know if the issue is with the broadband or with the shitey homehub thing but it's bursting my plums. It goes from slow to in operable and stuff like youtube and netflix doesn't work at all.

 

It was never fast because I'm fucking miles from the exhange but the old tesco one had a bit of consistancy at least. I dread having to call up a BT call centre.

[ruffgeezer]

{goes in shed to find bunting and 'PX welcome' signs}

 

 

You could have cleaned the Dulux and cat shit off of it first!

[vulgalour]

Oh oh, Vulgalour is stalking Rovers now.

I really want a pre-facelift R8 but there is no place for it in my life and hasn't been for some time. I *really* like them, especially the two door coupé*.

[UltraWomble]

Utter fucking cuntfuttocks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33552499

 

Bollocks to the "were cutting some expenses" utter contemptible shower of shite the fucking lot of them. I tweeted Dave and told him they were wankers the lot of them. Utter fucking nobbers the cunting lot of them twatting piss takers.

 

NOT only that utterly shitting shamefull 10% rise, but they are taking away unsocial hours payments from nurses too. Whores of a pustulating twat. cUNTING SHEEPSHAGGERS THE LOT OF EM.

[EssDeeWon]

Fed up of being in Portugal now.

 

Trying to order a white coffee or get a proper cup of tea is like asking for the world! Then tonight I ordered burger and chips......of course a burger and some crisps arrives (chips are a packet of crisps here)

 

I want to get home and attend to my Rovers!!

[Cavcraft]

I really want a pre-facelift R8 but there is no place for it in my life and hasn't been for some time. I *really* like them, especially the two door coupé*.

 

 

If only you could find someone selling a pre/mid/fuck knows facelift one who'd part-exchange a Vauxhall Corsa. I mean, do these kind of people even exist?  

[vulgalour]

Will this mystery person notice if I put Vauxhall badges on the Xantia to pass it off as a Corsa do you think?  It's a lot* like a Corsa.  Well, it has a lifting tailgate.

[Cavcraft]

Fuck the tailgate, does it like veg?

[michael1703]

I cooked some sausages that had some little white bits on that might have been worms/maggots

 

Fairly sure I'm not ill, but I think the thought of being ill is making me ill

[vulgalour]

It runs on all kinds of veg.  Reversing with the windows open makes me hungry so I avoid reversing unless I've got food.

[fred]

I cooked some sausages that had some little white bits on that might have been worms/maggots

 

Fairly sure I'm not ill, but I think the thought of being ill is making me ill

Sweaty mold is that - may give you the tommy tits but wont kill you

[mercrocker]

Fed up of being in Portugal now.

 

Trying to order a white coffee or get a proper cup of tea is like asking for the world! Then tonight I ordered burger and chips......of course a burger and some crisps arrives (chips are a packet of crisps here)

 

I want to get home and attend to my Rovers!!

No good ever comes of being in that there abroad. They know full well what chips are, just taking the piss....