The grumpy thread

[warren t claim]

Write to HR and tell them their consultation was a steaming shower of shit and a total waste of time?

[warren t claim]

You need to do a Dave Lee Travis by quitting live on air. Maybe follow it up by in appropriately touching up one of your fans.

[MrDuke]

Barricade the door and see how long you can play Heathen Earth by Throbbing Gristle before a SWAT team arrives.

[warren t claim]

Do a traffic report where if you take the first letter of every sentence and put the together it spells out "my boss is a two faced cunt". See also James May autocar yearbook and Fuck you Desmond for inspiration.

[TimothyClaypole]

Being sent to Occupation Health for being off sick. checked with HR, 4 days in 7 months - I am the new "sick note"...

 

Another quality department manager.  This was after she accused me of lying over being sick last Monday because the guy I go to work with was off the same day with a knackered exhaust - it was my turn to drive to work that week so he should have been the one she accused of taking the piss.

[MrDuke]

I R NOT PRESENTER

 

In that case, barricade the door and see how long you can deliver (made-up, if necessary) traffic reports in the foul-mouthed style of Bricktop, complete with references to body disposal, before a SWAT team arrives.

[chaseracer]

Thank fuck for that.  Now to completely avoid the news media for the next three days...

[SambaS]

Crying here thanks Autoshite LORL

[Cavcraft]

WOTTERZ: I don't actually know what you do for a living, can I make something up?

[autofive]

if your ashamed of it watanabe you must be in advertising

[Spiny Norman]

I'm not normally one to bitch about keyboard warriors but tonight quite out of the blue, during what I thought was a good natured bit of banter on the Autoshite Facebook page, someone told me that he hoped my mother dies from testicular cancer, which was nice....
 

[vulgalour]

Don't put your mate on the game or you'll be the Pimp of a limp gimp in a Jimp full of shrimps in an Imp.

 

He won't do it, he's too much of a wimp.

[messerschmitt owner]

So he's a wimp in a jimp then.

[Wilko220]

I'm not normally one to bitch about keyboard warriors but tonight quite out of the blue, during what I thought was a good natured bit of banter on the Autoshite Facebook page, someone told me that he hoped my mother dies from testicular cancer, which was nice....

 

A usual suspect?

[messerschmitt owner]

some bugger knocked down and killed one of the cats this morning

[KruJoe]

Ooh that's rough MO, sorry to hear that.

Best wishes to your family.

[Wilko220]

Horrible news - very sorry to hear that.

[RedSparrow]

I'm sorry. Poor cat.

[messerschmitt owner]

wife and daughter are distraught! I was at work and a neighbour knocked on the door to tell them.

 

 

I've to find a nice spot in the garden later.

[dollywobbler]

I hope your soil isn't too clay-laden. We lost three cats where we lived previously (one of many reasons for hating the area now). Bloody hard work burying them! Never nice and can't be fun to explain to children either.

[messerschmitt owner]

My little one has dealt with a few deaths but it was her favourite cat - the Siamese one. It's what occasionally happens when the cats live next to a road though.

 

 

Soil is not too bad - I know a nice spot at the back of the garage that is sheltered by a tree.

[SambaS]

I hate to see cats run over.... owt else I don't have a problem with but cats really effect me.

 

I found out my Mum had our perfectly healthy but a bit old cats put down when she moved house and had to retire to the walk in freezer to cry...

 

I never could understand why she didn't just give them to me, we'd had those cats since I was about five... and the other maybe ten.

[Angrydicky]

Sorry to hear that MO

[Spiny Norman]

A usual suspect?

 

I think his name has popped up in the same sentence as the words 'cock-gobbling tosser' before yes, Daniel Vn.

Added the bell end to the blocked list so it's all good.

 

 

Campbell, so sorry to hear of your kitty, must be horrible.

[Junkman]

Och, poor little kittycat. I'm so sorry.

[Cavcraft]

+15 on the cat, MO. Soz to hear about that.

 

 

Regarding that VN character I found him to be an arrogant tosspot but if you give better than you get (though obv. not suggesting you be as vile as him) he seems to back down a bit. There are far worse than him on there it has to be said.

[Lord Sterling]

Sorry to hear that Campbell. Poor little cat, hope he/she is at peace now.

[messerschmitt owner]

She's popped in the garden. Other cats are a bit lost.

[trigger]

For those of you who haven't seen this on Facebook, very sadly another old car has succumbed to the dreaded failed fuel line disaster, this time it's a Chavenne. 

 

 

[Lankytim]

Gah! A Chevanne! Why can't it have been a barried up fiesta or something??