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I know there are bigger problems in the world but a new trend in MURICUR is shaving cats so they look like lions. Which probably means people (retards) in the UK will start doing it soon. :(

Really don't like the sound of that :evil:

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I know there are bigger problems in the world but a new trend in MURICUR is shaving cats so they look like lions. Which probably means people (retards) in the UK will start doing it soon. :(

 

That could be quite amusing really, I predict lots of mongs covered in scratches and a huge increase in sales of Elastoplast. :lol:

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I know there are bigger problems in the world but a new trend in MURICUR is shaving cats so they look like lions. Which probably means people (retards) in the UK will start doing it soon. :(

 

That could be quite amusing really, I predict lots of mongs covered in scratches and a huge increase in sales of Elastoplast. :lol:

 

Nah, said mongs also have their cats 'de-clawed'. Yeah, really.

 

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Here is the link if any of you have a reddit account and wish to join me in a futile attempt to show my disapproval by downvoting it and upvoting the comments calling him a dick:

 

Unfortunately it's turned into another argument involving Americans thinking something is cool and acceptable and the rest of the world thinking the opposite. And 75% of reddit is yanks so it's a losing battle.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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They shut loads of them a few years ago. I want to buy one not far from here and make it into a proper motorists café, I reckon I could make shit loads of money.

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Somehow I have never eaten in a Lite Chef OR a KFC? I'm not a tree hugger or nothing, it's just never happened!

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Man, KFC is alright but near me they seem to only hire actual mongs, fair play to them and all that but it's a logistical nightmare trying to get any sense out of the staff, so I don't bother often cos you always end up with nothing like what you ordered and feel bad complaining cos the bird who took your order has done well to actually dress herself.

 

I had a little chef breakfast about 5 years ago, it was actually alright but a week later they flattened the place and built a carphone warehouse and dominos pizza - I'd rather a little chef tbh.

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Why did God create Domino's pizza? To punish mankind for his complacency in allowing the Holocaust to happen.

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^^^^^^ :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Last time I went in little chef (must be 10 years ago admittedly) they charged about £12 for a fried breakfast that was not as good as what a burger van towed by a knackered old jeep Cherokee could manage for 1/3 the price.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I'm experiencing WATANABE COURSE WORK MARKS levels of anger at Flickr now. I can't even share pictures on there anymore, the useless fuckers.

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Doesn't Little Chef go out of business/almost go out of business every couple of years? I got a refreshing deja vu blast reading that article.

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They shut loads of them a few years ago. I want to buy one not far from here and make it into a proper motorists café, I reckon I could make shit loads of money.

 

 

think again

 

the lease/ground rent on those places is astronomical. Thats why the food is so fecking expensive and poor quality, while their minimum wage staff usually share a house nearby, owned by the manager, or area-manager, thus giving the management more power over their helpless slave/employees.

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They shut loads of them a few years ago. I want to buy one not far from here and make it into a proper motorists café, I reckon I could make shit loads of money.

 

Vicars Cross?

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Flickr has always frustrated me.

 

I am aware it has changed but it started out impossible and still is.

 

I'm experiencing WATANABE COURSE WORK MARKS levels of anger at Flickr now. I can't even share pictures on there anymore, the useless fuckers.
Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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They shut loads of them a few years ago. I want to buy one not far from here and make it into a proper motorists café, I reckon I could make shit loads of money.

 

 

think again

 

the lease/ground rent on those places is astronomical. Thats why the food is so fecking expensive and poor quality, while their minimum wage staff usually share a house nearby, owned by the manager, or area-manager, thus giving the management more power over their helpless slave/employees.

 

 

Oh aye, but I still reckon with a lot of hard graft, advertising and decent staff+right atmosphere it's do-able. I'd also be willing to own a nearby house and rent it out to loads of Polish dollybirds. Obviously their uniforms would all be wipe clean ones to keep the costs down, there's an Ann Summers shop in town too so it's a win-win situation. Especially as I could have the upstairs as a knocking shop. Not that I've thought about this of course.

 

Warren: Yeah, Vicars Cross, or Littleton to be exact. Whilst they never get round to putting a bypass in place, there is a metric shitload of slow moving passing traffic who'd all love to pop in for a Cavburger and LHM Juice. Everything would be fried and thus I'd have enough free fuel for my car I could collect all my staff from the docks.

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You just reminded me of Mikey 'lotto lout' Carrol who stated he used to get turned on when his girlfriend would come home in her Little Chef uniform smelling of chip fat.

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I quite liked Little Chef breakfasts, but they're like £85 now and extra for black pudding.

Still, you get a free lollipop for clearing your plate. In a strange trend, I know of at least two ex-LC buildings that have been turned into Sex Shops. I suppose they're out of the way, you're never going to get spotted leaving with your new Inflatable Tracy.

 

KFC on the other hand rule. I don't know what goes in to their secret recipe but I presume it's addictive in some way, either through MSG or Cocaine. Love it. Especially the really greasy bits at the bottom of the bucket. They've just changed their chips though, they used to be the only big name fast food place using actual chips (like, cut from potatoes) but they've changed to reformed mash, like McD's and Booger King. I've been known to be so starving hungry I thought a bucket to myself was a good idea, eventually finished it.

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KFC on the other hand rule. I don't know what goes in to their secret recipe but I presume it's addictive in some way, either through MSG or Cocaine. Love it.

 

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RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

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I like Little Chef, there's something comforting about it even though it is (was) a rip off. They did drop their prices massively a few years ago though.

 

Today: An endless stream of people asking me to do the 'favours' which usually fall under my job description. Must learn to say no more often.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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SRS question: is there anyone out there who drives a black Mk4 Golf that isn't a complete and utter knob warbler? I swear I've been plagued by dickheads in them today from motorways to A roads and retail parks.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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One had cleverly* painted his grille red. One tried to jump the queue for a car parking spec, but that was a battle they weren't going to win.

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