The grumpy thread

[cort16]

Behind your ear?  I've done that more than once...

 

When i read that I actually checked but no. 

[cort16]

This DIY is hot on the heels of leveling the wonky radiator in the hall by wedging a bit of wood under it I'd normally use when jacking up my car.

 

 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Top radiator shite.

[Mally]

I'd secure the wall bracket before it fell on the kids. 

[Guest Hooli]

Tedious Minor grump-->I've just spent 45 minutes aligning a kitchen cupboard door.I executed several steps including altering it to make sure it was level and totally square.

I reset all the hinges, put the door back on and it's still pissing wonky. My blue philips screw drive was so frustrated by the process it just got up and fucked off.

I've no idea were it's gone. I had it in my hand 4 seconds before it's disappearance. I've now tidied up and I still can't find it.

 

In the garage where you haven't been, or upstairs where you also haven't been with it. That's where mine always wander off too.

[cort16]

Featuring oil stains from several Classic cars..

[cort16]

I'd secure the wall bracket before it fell on the kids. 

 

There's still one wall bracket holding it the other fell off and it sank on one side. The wood was originally used in an attempt (failed) to secure the dodgy bracket to the wall with no more nails.

It's level now so you know. Fixed.

[cort16]

In the garage where you haven't been, or upstairs where you also haven't been with it. That's where mine always wander off too.

 

That's the thing I didn't move. The screw driver handle is oval so it couldn't have rolled off either.

It's probably in the tumble dryer.

[Picketlinefeelingfine]

Why was my thread deleted? Have I done something wrong?

[Cavcraft]

Because there's thread already in place for moaning about things...

 

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/30113-grumpy-old-man-thread/

 

 

in other words, the thread it's now in.

[FakeConcern]

What thread was that?The one about the noisy Polo at 5am?

[dollywobbler]

Dan - can I suggest Relate? I've heard good things and I think they do online chat sessions. 

[Mally]

There's still one wall bracket holding it the other fell off and it sank on one side. The wood was originally used in an attempt (failed) to secure the dodgy bracket to the wall with no more nails.

It's level now so you know. Fixed.

 

I'm all for a good bodge, but that's a bad bodge.

If its a solid wall you need longer rawlplugs, If its plasterboard.

 

https://www.screwfix.com/p/easyfix-spring-toggles-3-x-50mm-20-pack/7978X?tc=CA8&ds_kid=92700023385601018&ds_rl=1247848&ds_rl=1245250&gclid=CjwKCAiAoNTUBRBUEiwAWje2lkcg-wR8n38O1jOJdOjCjTKb7TXBadXCZ8FWUrfGfbC9QplgRirWhBoCygYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CO3QzPyEx9kCFQWRGwodSwMGnA

[FakeConcern]

The problem with moving everything to this thread is I would never read it as there are so many posts that are too far beyond the "Grumpy" such as so and so just died or has a terminal diease or I just lost my job and I don't usually look at it because of that. Not that I don't feel for those people (I do) but don't think someone liking your post on an internet forum when your mum/dad/wife has died quite does it. I'm only on here as I got moved!

[cort16]

I'm all for a good bodge, but that's a bad bodge.

If its a solid wall you need longer rawlplugs, If its plasterboard.

 

https://www.screwfix.com/p/easyfix-spring-toggles-3-x-50mm-20-pack/7978X?tc=CA8&ds_kid=92700023385601018&ds_rl=1247848&ds_rl=1245250&gclid=CjwKCAiAoNTUBRBUEiwAWje2lkcg-wR8n38O1jOJdOjCjTKb7TXBadXCZ8FWUrfGfbC9QplgRirWhBoCygYQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=CO3QzPyEx9kCFQWRGwodSwMGnA

I know how to fix it properly I just don’t want to have to remove that radiator , so it can just stay like that for now.

[AlabamaShrimp]

a jack russel or a ferret would be more suitable for tackling a dirty rat.

 

it takes a vicious little bastard to get another vicious little bastard!

You need one of these to tackle a dirty rat

 

 

I wouldn't call him a bastard though.

[RayMK]

Plasticvandan.  Dan, I have spoken to you a couple of times in Reliant circles over the years and regard you as a friendly face when I hobble around such gatherings.  See if you can reduce  your financial concerns by following some of the suggestions.  Sometimes just considering the advice of others can help you to see your own way forward. A chat with your GP can also help.  You have quite a flair for fixing Reliants and motorbikes. While this may not pay bills, you are respected for these abilities and should take some pleasure from the fact that many are quietly admiring your depth and breadth of knowledge.  Spring will arrive eventually, making riding the MZ a real joy again.  I wish I could still ride a motorcycle.  Keep posting!

[dave21478]

Tedious Minor grump-->I've just spent 45 minutes aligning a kitchen cupboard door.I executed several steps including altering it to make sure it was level and totally square.

I reset all the hinges, put the door back on and it's still pissing wonky. My blue philips screw drive was so frustrated by the process it just got up and fucked off.

I've no idea were it's gone. I had it in my hand 4 seconds before it's disappearance. I've now tidied up and I still can't find it.

 

I have 22 of the bastards to fit tomorrow. I can feel the rage building already.

[vulgalour]

PVD: You're a useful person, don't go doing anything stupid.  You've been bloody useful when I've been dealing with my hopeless old wrecks.  Drop me a PM if you need to talk at someone, I won't mind.

[dozeydustman]

One of the cats has been a real shitbag of late. I'm sure she has mental issues.

 

Does bugger all all day. Won't drink won't eat just sleeps. And sleeps. And farts. And sleeps some more.

 

Mrs Dustman comes home and the cat won't stop harassing her for food. Food & drink provided, it's not good enough.

 

I want a dog.

[Kiltox]

Sounds like a cat alright.

[Rod/b]

Cats are dickheads. We’ve got two, which is at least one too many.

[Parky]

One of the cats has been a real shitbag of late. I'm sure she has mental issues.

 

Does bugger all all day. Won't drink won't eat just sleeps. And sleeps. And farts. And sleeps some more.

 

Mrs Dustman comes home and the cat won't stop harassing her for food. Food & drink provided, it's not good enough.

 

I want a dog.

I AM YOUR CAT AND I CLAIM MY FIVE POUNDS

[Louise2cv]

I heard the cat flap click-clack last night. Then the unmistakable rhythmic sound of concertinaing vom ejection. Promptly followed by the click-clack of the cat flap.

 

He came in from outside just to vom on the stair carpet, before popping back out again. He's come in, just to be sick. On my carpet. From outside. W. T. F?

 

Cats. I'm not having another.

[dave21478]

Cats are dicks.

 

2am?

Juuust on the point of falling asleep?

I think now would be the ideal time for me to repeatedly attempt to jump from the windowsill to the top of the wardrobe.

 

Watching tv?

Look at my butthole. Look at it. No really have a look, up close, I will rub it right in your face, will I?

 

Working eh?

need to concentrate on that budget spreadsheet? 

This would be the perfect time for me to really loudly slurp at my minge for ten minutes straight.

[Rod/b]

One of mine comes in for a piss. I live in the fucking desert, there’s literally no end of sand the little prick could use, but of course not. The other one chooses to shit in the neighbours flower pots, which is a bit embarrasing.

[SiC]

I heard the cat flap click-clack last night. Then the unmistakable rhythmic sound of concertinaing vom ejection. Promptly followed by the click-clack of the cat flap.

 

He came in from outside just to vom on the stair carpet, before popping back out again. He's come in, just to be sick. On my carpet. From outside. W. T. F?

 

Cats. I'm not having another.

I guess if you're a cat, it makes sense to do that. As a cat, outside is dangerous and you need to have your wits around you with full attention. If you're being sick, then you can't do that and risk injury or halm.

[bramz7]

My cat was better than an alarm clock. 654 every morning scratching at the door to be let in.

657 she'd be on her way back out my room.

[Cavcraft]

Cats are ace, even my favourite ever one which broke my son's fancy glass plaque he got for being student of the year at college.

[mk2_craig]

Aye our cat is a right wanker. My son (4 and a half) asked me if we could list her on eBay. Not a bad idea! Spares or repairs section I think.

 

In other news I packed all my eBay sales stock away to tidy up the attic enough for Mrs_Craig to get the room to sort through some stuff she was gonna take to a car boot indoor sale. Next day two people click Buy It Now on items I've had listed forever and were of course right at the back of all the boxes of junk. I know it's shite leaving the premises and money entering the bank but still, sods fucking law.