eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Vauxhall corsa LS auto 1995 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404261931025?hash=item5e1fe38811:g:TDcAAOSwDVRkSQ6d

 

Fancy ruining a car with that pair of Tory party c**ts on it. 

[Cavcraft]

£500 SLK

MERCEDES SLK 230K AUTOMATIC @ MCD CARS | eBay

'Dents on rear wing size 12'

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1370753523722137

[Cavcraft]

What are these things like, guessing borderline sodding awful?

jeep patriot | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1989 Bedford ASTRA Van PROJECT £1295 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Looks at this little sexpot! Supposed to be a 'Fizzy beater' back in the day, iirc, don't think it'll be for sale soon as they must be mega rare now and quite sought after

Puch M50 Grand Prix Moped Classic | eBay

[Rustybullethole]

2 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404261931025?hash=item5e1fe38811:g:TDcAAOSwDVRkSQ6d

That is something. I don’t know quite what. 
Id like to bead blast it all back to bare metal though. 

[wuvvum]

This old thing has popped up again.

Sounds like it's had some money spent on it - wonder if they've finally managed to sort its issues?

[Kringle]

2 hours ago, grogee said:

"Would sir like a white background with his Ledbury Maestro?"

"Uh, yeah, I guess"

"Certainly. That'll be £6,500 please. Cash or cheque?"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285251848160?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=2Jv7l9z1Qdq&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=2Z40wC2iSsq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

KanGetFucked

[Kringle]

15 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

This old thing has popped up again.

Sounds like it's had some money spent on it - wonder if they've finally managed to sort its issues?

Hey I remember this! The vendor talks like a forum member, I wonder if it is?

[Yoss]

7 hours ago, Volksy said:

Royal Mail = Shit FTFY

What have I done now? 

[High Jetter]

20 minutes ago, Kringle said:

Hey I remember this! The vendor talks like a forum member, I wonder if it is?

Driveway's too neat for most of us 🤣

[Cavcraft]

1967 Wolseley Hornet 998cc Classic Mini Riley Elf Project Barn Find | eBay

[Dick Cheeseburger]

How does this work? No mot since 1980 but the seller has recently pulled the plate and now has it registered on an age related plate?

Clicky:

[meowmeow]

any tory councillors looking for a campaign vehicle for upcoming local elections....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404261931025?hash=item5e1fe38811:g:TDcAAOSwDVRkSQ6d

 

the more you look the worse it gets

[grogee]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

What are these things like

Hateful

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256056543088?hash=item3b9e28c770:g:64sAAOSwq~BkSYK8

[MantaGTE85]

5 hours ago, grogee said:

"Would sir like a white background with his Ledbury Maestro?"

"Uh, yeah, I guess"

"Certainly. That'll be £6,500 please. Cash or cheque?"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285251848160?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=2Jv7l9z1Qdq&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=2Z40wC2iSsq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

That would be a very strange car to look at with X reg plates. Were these meant to have fake E28/E30 trims? If not, what would it have had originally?

[barrett]

Very expensive but tidy-looking Sinker

But, wait, what's that?

Struggling to work out if this is original or retro-fitted, but it looks great. I've asked the vendor for clarification because life's too short for these sort of unanswered questions

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275813581216

[catsinthewelder]

Super tempting for £1k in Worcester 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/6218672328208585/?ref=facebook_story_share

The Sunny's up for £1200 too.

[wesacosa]

[wesacosa]

the word replica doing some salt pinching here

 

[matt79]

1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

the word replica doing some salt pinching here

 

Looks like it was made by someone who's never watched 'Only Fools & Horses' or understands what the word 'Replica' means

[Metal Guru]

4 hours ago, matt79 said:

Looks like it was made by someone who's never watched 'Only Fools & Horses' or understands what the word 'Replica' means

Well most people think it was a Robin anyway.

[wesacosa]

[outlaw118]

On 4/25/2023 at 8:55 PM, Wibble said:

I can’t remember the last time I saw a Granada L that still had the windows in, without the wings bolted.

FTFY

(soz)

[alcyonecorporation]

23 hours ago, grogee said:

"Would sir like a white background with his Ledbury Maestro?"

"Uh, yeah, I guess"

"Certainly. That'll be £6,500 please. Cash or cheque?"

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285251848160?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=2Jv7l9z1Qdq&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=2Z40wC2iSsq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I could go to my local tip and LITERALLY LOOK AT THIS on the way back without deviating from my route. 

[grogee]

Midlands 7 Serieses, they've definitely* not been involved in any crime. They're about 3 grand or summat.

Paedo Black:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2008-bmw-7-series-730d-sport-4dr-auto-full-service-history-saloon-diesel-automa/1455078045

Ultra Violent:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-730d-sport-7-series/1456783926

[Cavcraft]

Reva g-wiz 48v electric car spares or repair | eBay

Needs batteries, surprise surprise.