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We are delighted to offer this twin bed maisonette in a desirable residential area of Preston

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0813,  Spunktrumpet Lane offers a good sized garden with amenities and has easy access steps 

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In the lovely south facing terrace, there is a paddling pool c/w built in water feature and a hand grenade/bear trap to stop unwarranted visitors

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The rear garden has been decked and the vendor is prepared to leave the built in children's play area

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This wonderful, one-off pied-a-terre bijou compact living space also comes with an outside WC which is not overlooked

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We highly recommend viewing as properties of this magnitude rarely come up for sale . As an incentive the vendor is prepared to waive the stamp duty and has pointed out that although in need of a course of modernisation  'at least it hasn't got 'that' fucking badge on the grille'

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£2,500. Freehold.

 

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Besides perhaps diesel engines, there's surely nothing that can make these horrible fucking things any worse

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Cheap Prairie. That's banger racer money, isn't it? Can't see it'll hang around. 

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11 hours ago, Spottedlaurel said:

Saw that somewhere up North (relative to me at least) back in 2017:

1980 Volvo 244 DL

 

A car that's as big* as a house. 

*twice as long as the house is wide. 

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Manual V6 156 in an excellent spec that failed it's Mot due to crustiness, among many other issues:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202304126217696?minimum-badge-engine-size=2.0&radius=10&year-from=1980&postcode=Wc2n6ne&fuel-type=Petrol&min-engine-power=150&price-to=5000&year-to=2003&search-target=usedcars&sort=datedesc&saved-search-id=8a42a0ee7ca7de9a017cd8aaa8033498&logcode=pp&utm_medium=email&utm_source=alerts&utm_campaign=at_braze_cars_web_email_api_daily_alerts_saved-search

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Rust Collector Rank: Renault 16

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22 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

Manual V6 156 in an excellent spec that failed it's Mot due to crustiness, among many other issues:

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202304126217696?minimum-badge-engine-size=2.0&radius=10&year-from=1980&postcode=Wc2n6ne&fuel-type=Petrol&min-engine-power=150&price-to=5000&year-to=2003&search-target=usedcars&sort=datedesc&saved-search-id=8a42a0ee7ca7de9a017cd8aaa8033498&logcode=pp&utm_medium=email&utm_source=alerts&utm_campaign=at_braze_cars_web_email_api_daily_alerts_saved-search

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Ooooh I've been after one of these in project form, as they were the car I was lusting after when I started driving.

It's not even that far away...

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6 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

Book a MoT and drive it home.

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I think I'd take the trailer, I'm trying to cut down on my stunt driving 😅

If it's still around once I sell the BX Leader and the Proton then I suspect I'll be up there to relocate it. I need* an Alfa in my life.

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Point taken! Tho the tyre could be done en-route and the ball-joint may be fixable at the roadside.

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2 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

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I think I'd take the trailer, I'm trying to cut down on my stunt driving 😅

If it's still around once I sell the BX Leader and the Proton then I suspect I'll be up there to relocate it. I need* an Alfa in my life.

 

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11 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

Point taken! Tho the tyre could be done en-route and the ball-joint may be fixable at the roadside.

I remember picking an AWD Granvia up from Southampton docks one time, and finding all 4 tyres completely bald. They weren't like that on the auction sheet so something had gone awry - I ended up driving to the local tyre place and getting 4 van tyres for a fairly reasonable price.

It's all do-able, but I'm a creature of comfort these days - head up with the trailer, load it up, trundle back home, repair at my leisure*.

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