eBay tat volume 3.

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202212122461418?radius=1501&postcode=po383da&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&sort=relevance&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&page=1

[wuvvum]

Taxed worse, bit of T Cut LOLOL, et caetera ad nauseam.

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citreon-c15-panel-van-/1448081649

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1125023204872384/

Soz if a repeat.

[egg]

Also soz if repeat

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/471059335139326/

[horriblemercedes]

42 minutes ago, egg said:

Also soz if repeat

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/471059335139326/

"not a bard find" 

 

Alas, poor Yorick

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295414024684?hash=item44c80c49ec:g:I0oAAOSwC~xjmJC5

[Remspoor]

18 hours ago, D.E said:

A new, unregistered 2014 Iveco with a hole in the block, caused by "using the wrong starting procedure". No idea what that is supposed to mean really, starting it without any oil or something like that?

https://www.marktplaats.nl/v/auto-s/bestelauto-s/m1899154045-nieuwe-iveco-daily-met-kapotte-motor-te-koop-schade

Edit: strangely, it appears to be running in the pictures. Maybe the sellers fucked it up themselves?

The link to the seller's website is broken.

However, I found this on there. 2x Sherp N 1200 "mini bus"

https://www.pktrucks.com/en/stock/p/sherp-n-1200-pkdiv4678?c=119

 

 

[grogee]

Fuel is too cheap, life is too short. 

V12 XJS in Daventry for £9000, complete with very naff pedestrian piercer. 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1989-g-jaguar-xj-53-he-2d-299-bhp/1445373648

[grogee]

Haven't seen one of these for ages. Being a 325i, I'd argue £2375 isn't unreasonable. It's in Rugby and has an MoT.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/200202-bmw-325-ti-compact-sport-3-door-coupe/1443996061

[grogee]

Feels cheap to me, with 87k on the clock. £3650, with £4.30 cashback.

508 1.6d in Cov.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/peugeot-508-saloon-2014-manual-1560-cc-4-doors/1437902526

[grogee]

Unique* 1993 Toyota Corolla that's been dragged through an outdoor market backwards. £3000 Brum.

First-rate giffer tat in here.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1992-toyota-corolla-16-gli-4dr-saloon-petrol-manual/1447918493

[camryv6]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295414024684?hash=item44c80c49ec:g:I0oAAOSwC~xjmJC5

Fuck me how big is that fence !!

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 minute ago, camryv6 said:

Fuck me how big is that fence !!

Now these cows Dougal.....

[wesacosa]

[sierraman]

20 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Diesel Jetta with recent cambelt and mot for 950 quid.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1727142481015190/

Someone say there aren't any good cheap cars around anymore?

They appear good until you get there and it’s coughing it’s bollocks off like Nat King Cole and the dash is lit up like Southend sea front. 

[sierraman]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

Unique* 1993 Toyota Corolla that's been dragged through an outdoor market backwards. £3000 Brum.

First-rate giffer tat in here.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1992-toyota-corolla-16-gli-4dr-saloon-petrol-manual/1447918493

I can’t read Arabic but what’s it say on the back window? 

[Cavcraft]

Ford Escort Mexico 3 Door Hatchback 1995 | eBay

'£3,100 reserve not met'

'Insured on a classic policy and has an agreed value of £10,000'

[sierraman]

1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

Ford Escort Mexico 3 Door Hatchback 1995 | eBay

'£3,100 reserve not met'

'Insured on a classic policy and has an agreed value of £10,000'

I’m fairly sure that’s false representation for insurance. 🤣

[Cavcraft]

MINI THIS IS ONE OUTSTANDING CAR BUILT FOR SHOWS***FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE*** | eBay

Be genuinely impressed if someone can find something more hateful than Mod Stewart's horrific Mini on eBay tonight'

'FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE'

My mate's nan once 'fetured' in Razzle 'Readers Wives'.  I think I'd rather see old Maureen in all her 83 year old glory with her flaps open on my drive than this fucking thing.

[D.E]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202212122476691?radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&postcode=cb12az&include-delivery-option=on&year-to=2005&sort=datedesc&page=2

[outlaw118]

19 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

My mate's nan once 'fetured' in Razzle 'Readers Wives'.  I think I'd rather see old Maureen in all her 83 year old glory with her flaps open on my drive than this fucking thing.

I think I'll be the judge of that, pics or it didn't happen etc.
(Yes, I have exceptionally low standards)

[11001010]

https://mg.olx.com.br/regiao-de-divinopolis/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/vw-santana-cl-1987-1082924410

 

[11001010]

https://sp.olx.com.br/sao-paulo-e-regiao/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/volkswagen-pointer-1-8-1996-1054904120

 

[11001010]

https://rj.olx.com.br/norte-do-estado-do-rio/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/vendo-triciclo-lindo-1121160701

 

[HillmanImp]

50 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Be genuinely impressed if someone can find something more hateful than Mod Stewart's horrific Mini on eBay tonight'

 

I'm gonna try. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155242141478

 

[matt79]

15 minutes ago, 11001010 said:

https://sp.olx.com.br/sao-paulo-e-regiao/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/volkswagen-pointer-1-8-1996-1054904120

 

Looks like what you'd get if you ordered a mk5 Escort from Wish.com

Are they mk5 Escort doors?

[HillmanImp]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353616476988

 

[GR8 PL8 M8]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

I can’t read Arabic but what’s it say on the back window? 

It's Urdu, Google translate reckons that it says "Are they also slaves? Do what you say!".

The sunshade says "God bless".

[Schaefft]

Probably one for the ebay bargains thread. Rotten 180k mile XJ for 4 grand....

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/899806744343489/?ref=facebook_story_share

"Becoming a classic, priced to sell etc."

Not sure what the owner has been smoking but if you are so obsessed about these shows to do this to your car I'm not surprised.