eBay tat volume 3.

[sierraman]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

Unique* 1993 Toyota Corolla that's been dragged through an outdoor market backwards. £3000 Brum.

First-rate giffer tat in here.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1992-toyota-corolla-16-gli-4dr-saloon-petrol-manual/1447918493

I can’t read Arabic but what’s it say on the back window? 

[Cavcraft]

Ford Escort Mexico 3 Door Hatchback 1995 | eBay

'£3,100 reserve not met'

'Insured on a classic policy and has an agreed value of £10,000'

[sierraman]

1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

Ford Escort Mexico 3 Door Hatchback 1995 | eBay

'£3,100 reserve not met'

'Insured on a classic policy and has an agreed value of £10,000'

I’m fairly sure that’s false representation for insurance. 🤣

[Cavcraft]

MINI THIS IS ONE OUTSTANDING CAR BUILT FOR SHOWS***FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE*** | eBay

Be genuinely impressed if someone can find something more hateful than Mod Stewart's horrific Mini on eBay tonight'

'FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE'

My mate's nan once 'fetured' in Razzle 'Readers Wives'.  I think I'd rather see old Maureen in all her 83 year old glory with her flaps open on my drive than this fucking thing.

[D.E]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202212122476691?radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&postcode=cb12az&include-delivery-option=on&year-to=2005&sort=datedesc&page=2

[outlaw118]

19 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

My mate's nan once 'fetured' in Razzle 'Readers Wives'.  I think I'd rather see old Maureen in all her 83 year old glory with her flaps open on my drive than this fucking thing.

I think I'll be the judge of that, pics or it didn't happen etc.
(Yes, I have exceptionally low standards)

[11001010]

https://mg.olx.com.br/regiao-de-divinopolis/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/vw-santana-cl-1987-1082924410

 

[11001010]

https://sp.olx.com.br/sao-paulo-e-regiao/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/volkswagen-pointer-1-8-1996-1054904120

 

[11001010]

https://rj.olx.com.br/norte-do-estado-do-rio/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/vendo-triciclo-lindo-1121160701

 

[HillmanImp]

50 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Be genuinely impressed if someone can find something more hateful than Mod Stewart's horrific Mini on eBay tonight'

 

I'm gonna try. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155242141478

 

[matt79]

15 minutes ago, 11001010 said:

https://sp.olx.com.br/sao-paulo-e-regiao/autos-e-pecas/carros-vans-e-utilitarios/volkswagen-pointer-1-8-1996-1054904120

 

Looks like what you'd get if you ordered a mk5 Escort from Wish.com

Are they mk5 Escort doors?

[HillmanImp]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353616476988

 

[GR8 PL8 M8]

1 hour ago, sierraman said:

I can’t read Arabic but what’s it say on the back window? 

It's Urdu, Google translate reckons that it says "Are they also slaves? Do what you say!".

The sunshade says "God bless".

[Schaefft]

Probably one for the ebay bargains thread. Rotten 180k mile XJ for 4 grand....

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/899806744343489/?ref=facebook_story_share

"Becoming a classic, priced to sell etc."

Not sure what the owner has been smoking but if you are so obsessed about these shows to do this to your car I'm not surprised.

 

[sheffcortinacentre]

Probably death to infadels!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

2 hours ago, sierraman said:

I can’t read Arabic but what’s it say on the back window? 

"KENWOOD"

[Dick Cheeseburger]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

MINI THIS IS ONE OUTSTANDING CAR BUILT FOR SHOWS***FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE*** | eBay

Be genuinely impressed if someone can find something more hateful than Mod Stewart's horrific Mini on eBay tonight'

'FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE'

My mate's nan once 'fetured' in Razzle 'Readers Wives'.  I think I'd rather see old Maureen in all her 83 year old glory with her flaps open on my drive than this fucking thing.

'Can be driven away'

That's quite an assumption. I guess 'Can be lifted at your convenience' would be a better choice of phrase. I can't see many hiab drivers would want to be seen dead lifting that thing onto the back of their truck though, let alone having to transport it to the local scrappy. Maybe it could be done at night-time so it would be less embarrassing? 

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-frontera-sport-s-4x4-a-series-/1448115920

[Cavcraft]

15 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-frontera-sport-s-4x4-a-series-/1448115920

 

Someone should drive that home via Snowden.

[Cavcraft]

MERCEDES ML500 W163 SPARE OR REPAIR | eBay

I bet this is a laugh to drive. 

[Asimo]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202212122461418

[New POD]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Someone should drive that home via Snowden.

That someone should be you. 

[New POD]

4 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

MINI THIS IS ONE OUTSTANDING CAR BUILT FOR SHOWS***FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE*** | eBay

Be genuinely impressed if someone can find something more hateful than Mod Stewart's horrific Mini on eBay tonight'

'FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE'

My mate's nan once 'fetured' in Razzle 'Readers Wives'.  I think I'd rather see old Maureen in all her 83 year old glory with her flaps open on my drive than this fucking thing.

It is wrong to like the way the doors hinge ?  The rest ? MEH. 

[Ld0595]

Low mileage French luxobarge for anyone feeling brave. Think it's been up for a while. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275579229963?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=Ka8zCtsTRUy&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=TCAAmCwMT6y&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Always fancied the Vel Satis but don't have the guts to actually run one!

[chodweaver]

That MOD minis' back seat looks like a monkey's arsehole. I'd rather not have anything to do with a car so upholstered, thanks all the same.

[chodweaver]

Low mileage French luxobarge for anyone feeling brave. Think it's been up for a while. 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275579229963?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=Ka8zCtsTRUy&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=TCAAmCwMT6y&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
Always fancied the Vel Satis but don't have the guts to actually run one!

They're fantastic*

Get

It

Bought

[Kringle]

36 minutes ago, Ld0595 said:

Low mileage French luxobarge for anyone feeling brave. Think it's been up for a while. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275579229963?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=Ka8zCtsTRUy&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=TCAAmCwMT6y&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Always fancied the Vel Satis but don't have the guts to actually run one!

[Kringle]

14 minutes ago, chodweaver said:

That MOD minis' back seat looks like a monkey's arsehole. I'd rather not have anything to do with a car so upholstered, thanks all the same.

[face]

14 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

MINI THIS IS ONE OUTSTANDING CAR BUILT FOR SHOWS***FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE*** | eBay

Be genuinely impressed if someone can find something more hateful than Mod Stewart's horrific Mini on eBay tonight'

'FETURED IN A MINI MAGAZINE'

My mate's nan once 'fetured' in Razzle 'Readers Wives'.  I think I'd rather see old Maureen in all her 83 year old glory with her flaps open on my drive than this fucking thing.

Ah yes, a 'clown-mod'.

Everything here is utterly tragic.

[sierraman]

11 hours ago, chodweaver said:

That MOD minis' back seat looks like a monkey's arsehole. I'd rather not have anything to do with a car so upholstered, thanks all the same.

I just thought it looked like a thrush ridden twat in the middle.