eBay tat volume 3.

[GMcD]

8 hours ago, Brodders said:

From first glance, this 240 looks like a bargain at £995, but probably one of the most interesting MOT histories I've ever seen

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202211282096603?advertising-location=at_cars&price-to=1000&postcode=IP14 2DZ&sort=datedesc&page=1&year-to=2000&include-delivery-option=on

Very bizarre. Great spot. 

I can only assume it was washed weekly in salt water and did all of it's (tiny) mileage on Belgian Pave. Or it was owned by an old fella stinking of  'old money' and the MOT man saw him coming a mile away.

Glutton for punishment.

[juular]

39 minutes ago, GMcD said:

Very bizarre. Great spot. 

I can only assume it was washed weekly in salt water and did all of it's (tiny) mileage on Belgian Pave. Or it was owned by an old fella stinking of  'old money' and the MOT man saw him coming a mile away.

Glutton for punishment.

How weird. Some of the notes on the MOT are taking nit-picking to the extreme (rusty wheels?), but even then, it sounds like one of the most abused 240s I've seen. A broken front suspension arm takes some serious doing on these, as they are made out of vault doors and since they are single skin don't have any rust traps.

[wesacosa]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115619367986?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ISRc22yrR_O&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=8AFYP6nlRMa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[RoverFolkUs]

"2007 Ford Fiesta tenth" 

Erm no, nice try, but it's a 2004 Ford Focus... 

And the best bit- 

"Low cigarette lighter consumption insurance"

What's that even supposed to mean 🤣

Do you just mash random words and phrases together when selling on Facebook these days 🤣

Edit - I actually missed the last line - 

"I am waiting for you in private"

Sounds ominous 🤣

[S2000]

As we approach the winter of discontent may I have 20 quids worth of what the creator of this had please?

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202211051400006?advertising-location=at_cars&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&include-delivery-option=on&radius=1501&postcode=ip142dz&sort=datedesc&year-to=2000&price-to=1000&page=1&journey=PROMOTED_LISTING_JOURNEY

[barefoot]

Honda Jazz in Leicester with a year's ticket but no exhaust - £400?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/539556577679403/?hoisted=false&ref=product_details&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204168204941?hash=item2f895f928d:g:2YUAAOSwk2NjheMg

[wuvvum]

41 minutes ago, RoverFolkUs said:

"2007 Ford Fiesta tenth" 

Erm no, nice try, but it's a 2004 Ford Focus... 

And the best bit- 

"Low cigarette lighter consumption insurance"

What's that even supposed to mean 🤣

Do you just mash random words and phrases together when selling on Facebook these days 🤣

Edit - I actually missed the last line - 

"I am waiting for you in private"

Sounds ominous 🤣

Google Translate seems to struggle with Romanian sometimes.

[wuvvum]

3 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204168204941?hash=item2f895f928d:g:2YUAAOSwk2NjheMg

Fuck, that is fantastic and just down the road from me.  Watchlisted.

[cort16]

205,000 miles £1600

I think things may get ugly if those sill covers are removed.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/509257214482312

[Cavcraft]

These are honestly probably the best van (of its size) you'll ever drive, really are a brilliant thing...

ford transit swb high roof excellent condition very very low miles | eBay

It's not worth bloody five grand though.

[Cavcraft]

Fiat 500 Giardiniera classic | eBay

Looks like its being held together with Dulux and a prayer.

[wuvvum]

6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

These are honestly probably the best van (of its size) you'll ever drive, really are a brilliant thing...

ford transit swb high roof excellent condition very very low miles | eBay

It's not worth bloody five grand though.

Nice to drive and decent on fuel but fuck me do they rot.

[Cavcraft]

Just now, wuvvum said:

Nice to drive and decent on fuel but fuck me do they rot.

Too right they do! I think the (at least) the last two MOTs on mine they said 'this'll be the last year it sees the road' as it was welding upon welding and the rest looked shit. Absolutely loved the way it drove and it didn't hang about, either.

[barefoot]

56 minutes ago, cort16 said:

205,000 miles £1600

I think things may get ugly if those sill covers are removed.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/509257214482312

Do Dacias rot then?

[MantaGTE85]

9 minutes ago, barefoot said:

Do Dacias rot then?

Early ones were recalled for rust circa-2015-16. Alarmingly, this one is catching it on the boot slam panel, where the ends of the boot seal meet, some serious bubbling. And last MOT has advised against outer sills on this. 

[wesacosa]

2 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Fuck, that is fantastic and just down the road from me.  Watchlisted.

It was owned by a Talbot enthusiast and club member who passed away recently. His Doom Blue Horizon auto just sold recently

[D.E]

MOT March 2023, £250

Quote

Drive shaft is broken hence the price. Ordered the part from the USA, but couldn't wait for the long delivery and bought a new car.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202211292113699?onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&radius=1500&postcode=cb12az&include-delivery-option=on&sort=datedesc&price-to=1000&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2005&page=2

[Schaefft]

500 quid XC90

Quote

Good off road truc needs mot

Somehow doubt "good" is the right word to describe anything on this thing.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/489320809689565/?ref=facebook_story_share

[grogee]

45 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

500 quid XC90

Somehow doubt "good" is the right word to describe anything on this thing.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/489320809689565/?ref=facebook_story_share

Drainage is in excellent order, though 

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234800584204?hash=item36ab34960c:g:g58AAOSwT6Rjfiik&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAkDQ%2FNhA45TW4M2X1KvNuXveA20Mt2Fv04iQHB1z3l%2BLHqN2maNdWEEmqDjBsG6o4jEL6NS3MpA1h%2FSOle8FPlVvMXLU2QW%2BkZ86IFbiSJDeNZmwLYLkiWC%2Fh%2BXJ9xYZEFZjuv4PZ4S2ujlbr%2F4IxBqI1hnjif3GZfbBKdqEGYQsw21P8udW4tnfJ2k7hL6ix7Q%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_KBjdGYYQ

[cort16]

v8

https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/1991-mk1-discovery/1407745674

[500tops]

Would like:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225273736540?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=Ib-MPtBmQH2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=FZibxPfIQ0i&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[rampantrot]

Clean looking 1999 Audi A3 from a time when Audi were making cars that were more "clever" and less "angry", pity it's not a pre-PD 1.9 though. It's got the best wheels with good MOT history, and not in silver going for it at least.

[camryv6]

18 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Google Translate seems to struggle with Romanian sometimes.

You say !!!!

[Rust Collector]

Not that far from me, looks tempting:

Some assembly required:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/533711468200714/?hoisted=false&ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[Cavcraft]

Bargain* alert: A potatographed Cosworth gearknob for just £99.99

sierra cosworth gear knob | eBay

 

[D.E]

21 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Bargain* alert: A potatographed Cosworth gearknob for just £99.99

sierra cosworth gear knob | eBay

 

 

Quote

good condition

Is it?

[doug]

Not that far from me, looks tempting:




Some assembly required:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/533711468200714/?hoisted=false&ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

Fukkit.


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[Schaefft]

If a recent Lincoln Continental isn't obscure enough, how about a variant with the 2.0l Ecoboost that was only available in the Chinese market?

Naturally every single photo in the ad is shit.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1232585204331658/