eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

Honda CD250U-K 1992 ex police bike | eBay

It's done 21,014 miles. 21,012 of them were chasing a tortoise up Mow Cop.

[D.E]

Another cheap hearse:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266017650434?hash=item3defe33702:g:9L0AAOSwqiFjh32R

[morrisoxide]

Nice.

Someone's knocking at the door.

Somebody's ringing the bell.

I do hope the that's the horn button, and it chimes DING DONG when you get road rage.

[grogee]

Mazda 323 saloon auto. No MoT but £600 in Cov. Terrible photos.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/automatic-mazda-323glxi-61-k-from-new-last-owner-19-years/1447284731

[grogee]

Rear of the year Punto, £1200 Leamington Spa. All the photos are dreadful.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-punto/1447136823

[grogee]

S60 dizzle auto, CEM problem. £650 Warwick.

Looks alright but yet more potato cam pics

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volvo-s60-saloon-2004-manual-2401-cc-4-doors/1447088366

[grogee]

More woeful photography.

Daewoo Chevrolet Lacetti bASe, an unlikely £1500 in Rugby.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/chevrolet-lacetti-2008/1446994300

[MiniMinorMk3]

14 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'Robin Reliant' that should really be a Kitten given the cat flap someone's cut into the side of it

 

AARRGGGHH. Why oh why oh why do people always say Robin Reliant, you don't say Fiesta Ford, over Viva Vauxhall, so why do people say Robin Reliant? 

[Rust Collector]

Here I have a decent example of a Renault twizy

Unsure if it's spent some time in a pond or if the last person to drive it experienced a bout of explosive diarrhoea courtesy of the performance impressively bald tyres.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/5908538369261008

[Rust Collector]

Looks alright for the money!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1309241939890124

[grogee]

39 minutes ago, Rust Collector said:

Looks alright for the money!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1309241939890124

I'm no VW fanboi but that is lovely, crying out for a sympathetic resto away from the 'slam&camber' eejits

[Rust Collector]

32 minutes ago, grogee said:

I'm no VW fanboi but that is lovely, crying out for a sympathetic resto away from the 'slam&camber' eejits

Definitely, would be great if it could be kept as is but just got to a point mechanically where it can go through a ticket

[Cavcraft]

Dodge Avenger sxt | eBay

Where else but Blackpool?

[Cavcraft]

1976 LEYLAND CARS MINI 850 Van *BARN FIND* *RARE* | eBay

[grogee]

8 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Dodge Avenger sxt | eBay

Where else but Blackpool?

@MrBiscuits I will never forget Blackpool: the only place I have seen brown foam wash up onto the shore, and the place where I learned what 'dry lounge' means.

I liken Blackpool to Mos Eisley: "a hive of scum and villainy"

[Cavcraft]

7 minutes ago, grogee said:

@MrBiscuits  the place where I learned what 'dry lounge' means.

 

Forgot to pack the vaseline?

[grogee]

5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Forgot to pack the vaseline?

No shortage of grease in Blackpool

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/801412741133719/

[Richie]

10 hours ago, grogee said:

Mazda 323 saloon auto. No MoT but £600 in Cov. Terrible photos.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/automatic-mazda-323glxi-61-k-from-new-last-owner-19-years/1447284731

Head rests extra?

[outlaw118]

7 hours ago, MiniMinorMk3 said:

AARRGGGHH. Why oh why oh why do people always say Robin Reliant, you don't say Fiesta Ford, over Viva Vauxhall, so why do people say Robin Reliant? 

I refer my learned friend to Page 1, rant 1 of the Grumpy Thread.....

[wesacosa]

[Remspoor]

21 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

fiat uno car | eBay

 

 

Quote

Viewing can be held at Mauna Loa

😉

[wuvvum]

On 11/24/2022 at 11:43 AM, Shite Ron said:

An interesting project for someone if you want something a bit different.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204162819678?hash=item2f890d665e:g:RIgAAOSwXYFjf0y2&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoDiUUOBoF09I8QAmOQwodx4kSF7Tt4XluCA4ABT6VKBvOHuG8OrXG2sFkMfJErWKgnwrL6CnoVzejM2jMlCZ%2Bi1MWv2PHJWFu%2FuuDqRjI8%2B3vKoHENlLjdPAIZ94Fx8DbaHUx0zKotJE3nP7RsVdGwu84YSR1h3oilBMkoLDnkM7lEMUVKH9cmm4cw60H9HfHc%2BRUSpMmZAPzHcfIhn%2FTuI%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6rKg5eVYQ

 

HFM???!

[11001010]

https://www.subito.it/auto/mini-tre-cilindri-unicopropietario-milano-467188922.htm

 

[wuvvum]

That is the brownest thing I've seen in a long time.  The seats are even better than mine.

[grogee]

Be like me, and weep every time you look at your rusty BLARG project.

Maestro EFi £1975 Richmond

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/385267472624?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=mwsotcj-qw2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=2Z40wC2iSsq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[Cavcraft]

Rare lada riva 1300 estate 1988 retro garage find | eBay

 

[Cavcraft]

Citroen ax debut 1993 L reg retro classic | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Potential bargain Vauxhall Mo no van

 

Vauxhall movano lwb high roof 3.5cdti | eBay

[Yoss]

54 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

HFM???!

Yes, I think that's going to be relisted due to timewasters shortly.