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Schaefft Rank: Isuzu Florian

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3 hours ago, grogee said:

Nobody does shite quite like the Muriguns. I'm amazed none of you wallies has one of these

Chrysler Sebring Convertible £3895 Studley

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2009-chrysler-sebring-27-v6-limited-2dr-auto-wow-low-35k-miles-convertible/1442878026

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Chrysler did so well reviving itself during the 90s. Only to produce shit like that in the 2000s.

Schaefft Rank: Isuzu Florian

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3 hours ago, Conrad D. Conelrad said:

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Okay! Show me those pictures!

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Thanks, but that picture doesn't show that £10,000s have been spent on the car. In fact there is no information in this picture at all. Please give me another picture. 

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This is closer. But I can't see what the invoices are for? The leaflet for the German car specialist whose logo is an upside down Netherlands flag is in the way. 

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Ah, no, okay... that's the same photo but reframed to include dirty cups and floor. Could you please include a photo to show thousands of pounds of receipts, please?

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That's what I was after. You don't buy a new Foolscap folder if you aren't spending big money on a car. I'll take it! 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225278577070

This is actually excellent value considering all the things that do speak for it. No hardtop included though, bet he wants a grand for that. Edit: it's 2 fcking grand?!

Shite Ron Rank: Citroen Ami

Shite Ron

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These are getting better looking as they get older, this could be good if it stays cheap. I would like an early seventies one but this does look fantastic.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204173003819?hash=item2f89a8cc2b:g:rD8AAOSwpDljimlR&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoNhdWK5BSdBdQ4Vep6YIv43wwOASQF%2BGBcSGYnrBaWDMRoA%2B0AN%2Bp3YNhcQslJx%2F0wtXCyjBwdDvnWBVbU%2FiTeZpC5wXdsDoms8um4zzu19la7uCxIPcHbFNTMloeGX8pLJOIcFiMXtV%2BmAbVMtld6YkyoVJ21S9WEVpIJbrn8E276etjXNE%2FFVJWN1zKnFTsMOGj3rf2KpIH%2B9S6LOBZQ8%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR96cy-yaYQ

 
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Not saying these are slow, but that's actual footage of it being driven.

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mercedes | eBay

'The All Important Under And Around The Windscreen Is Solid ,'

Thank fuck the floors and the door are more solid than the So Solid Crew wearing Stone Island coats

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'I Have Owned And Operated These 307,308,410 for over 30 Years So at this point we both realize there value' 
 
We?
 
'Now For All You Lunatics And Dreamers Out There With £500 or £600 Burning A Hole In Your Pocket ,Might I Suggest You Buy A Pushbike'
 
Faster and more likely to get up hills?
 
Anyway, there could be a happy ending here as Google Maps have revealed this is just round the corner
 
 
 
 

 

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grogee

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6 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Not saying these are slow, but that's actual footage of it being driven.

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'Now For All You Lunatics And Dreamers Out There With £500 or £600 Burning A Hole In Your Pocket ,Might I Suggest You Buy A Pushbike'
 

 

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Hyundai Gets 1.1 SE | eBay

'Selling for my grandad'

'Iv been using it for a few months and have been to Cornwall and back and Liverpool and back every day for work'

Father Christmas at The Great Hall - Visit Hampshire

 

 

 

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MiniMinorMk3

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17 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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Mini SCAMP 1967 winter project | eBay

That looks class for £1,950

'Will be tax and MOT exempt next April (40 years after conversion).'
 
Zero fucks given, M8. That wants driving home down the M6/M56 just for the lolz

Looks OKish, but you have to ask why did they give up on getting a ticket for it?

Shite Ron Rank: Citroen Ami

Shite Ron

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Ooooof! I can't say mk10’s  are my favourite Jags but this certainly had presence at the NEC when I saw it a few weeks ago.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404030928905?hash=item5e121eb809:g:iZMAAOSwMFdji16t&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoBVVjYgQJ0v64Y0oQhyInfKPPnuRUNq22gZhEcdcGW8kNEHbldO0rqxr6i8YOCgU2ZsLGDj9LQ36%2BkS5sVSlrIPk6I2n3CrbFCLLMOLBvGe1oxJznlcWnBBnsA%2BMsCPclq7xs0W7yPENVwSEkB3pFkXfyG8N8%2FMCqNkqSkK5iFJ3gmikLF2z%2BIHrg79845wR6HkY2hXdbYDq4v0NM0nLL4k%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6DJ34mbYQ

 
 
 
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Motown Rank: Citroen Ami

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On 12/2/2022 at 10:07 AM, Schaefft said:

That's certainly one for the cars you didn't know existed thread.

Ive known about it for years and bringing it up has actually rekindled my love for it. The car is still on my (to own or drive before i die) list along with a P5B but i think its highly unlikely il ever lay my hands on one. 

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Man attempts to flog fukt Reno Megan. Long advert indicating faults, but there's probably more. Currently £205 in Norfolk. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195493815249?hash=item2d8456e3d1:g:Ei8AAOSwbIxjg3-5&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAkCQqH4693tDgWAyIEq6aVSKyuE1rz08UidN8ke6mM8IcLFABqb76h5pQkvCfhv3XnMbEYn2%2FFjBHQgAFdekDO5IOgfZw1c2LP90QSO4jxJJIgesK8cdBd0hJPj64evHB23oczk2dfK9IRS9kG15eI6RJUpOZwJlDjySadP5lDv0r1xij9Rx297sse1ZElmyFKw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6anppObYQ

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Ex rally car 948 cc 
1958 runs beautifully 
New head gasket and service 
Clean air zone free London free 
63 years old 
Drum brakes all complete 
Drives it’s a project 
I love it but don’t have a garage anymore 
Everything works 
New rad and battery 
A classic 
No idiots plz 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/861625004968287/

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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6 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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Hyundai Gets 1.1 SE | eBay

'Selling for my grandad'

'Iv been using it for a few months and have been to Cornwall and back and Liverpool and back every day for work'

Father Christmas at The Great Hall - Visit Hampshire

 

 

 

Chinny reckon!

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morrisoxide Rank: Citroen Ami

morrisoxide

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5 hours ago, Shite Ron said:

Ooooof! I can't say mk10’s  are my favourite Jags but this certainly had presence at the NEC when I saw it a few weeks ago.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404030928905?hash=item5e121eb809:g:iZMAAOSwMFdji16t&amdata=enc%3AAQAHAAAAoBVVjYgQJ0v64Y0oQhyInfKPPnuRUNq22gZhEcdcGW8kNEHbldO0rqxr6i8YOCgU2ZsLGDj9LQ36%2BkS5sVSlrIPk6I2n3CrbFCLLMOLBvGe1oxJznlcWnBBnsA%2BMsCPclq7xs0W7yPENVwSEkB3pFkXfyG8N8%2FMCqNkqSkK5iFJ3gmikLF2z%2BIHrg79845wR6HkY2hXdbYDq4v0NM0nLL4k%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6DJ34mbYQ

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That yard is full of old chod. Is that a Landcrab hearse parked on the right? 

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Austin 3 liter Landcrab ambulance. The wonders of tinternet.

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D.E

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£700 and MOT till November next year, but:

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small electrical prob it drains battery there is something connect to fuse box direct so it's permanently on need connecting to something that comes on with ignition

And the last MOT result indicate it may need some more tlc in the not too distant future as well.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/mgzt-120/1447483921

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1 hour ago, morrisoxide said:

 

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That yard is full of old chod. Is that a Landcrab hearse parked on the right? 

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Austin 3 liter Landcrab ambulance. The wonders of tinternet.

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Landlobster!

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