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Dyslexic Viking Rank: Lancia Gamma

Dyslexic Viking

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Thought to give me a little challenge and see what the cheapest drivable and functional car within 100 km from me is and it is this one here.

2004 Citroen C3 1,4 petrol with 192.000 km and with inspection until August 8000 kr or 670 punds. This is as cheap as it is possible to get a  functional car in Norway now.

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https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=244572182

The next one is this one

2000 Toyota Corolla 1,3 with 370.000 km 

And this has an inspection until the end of January next year. And this, according to the seller, has little rust so it can have several years left. 9900kr or 830 punds not surprisingly, this is already sold.

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https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=247739071

And by inspection, I mean what we have similar to MOT.

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MisterH Rank: BL Wedge

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21 hours ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

Here's something you might like 1.8 Quattro GTE

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https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=247503433

Ooh that is very nice, but I have learned my lesson: Missing trim is a real headache and it looks naked without 😆

Tornado Red though is a superb colour, just needs a bit of pinking for some ASness, like our quattro (Think it can be seen here:)

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High Jetter Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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23 hours ago, DSdriver said:

Your posts are always interesting and I welcome them, what about starting your own Nordic tat thread?

I think that would be a great option. I like seeing them, but some may not be interested, and they can then ignore them. It's unlikely that anyone in the UK is going to buy a car advertised there really.

Dyslexic Viking Rank: Lancia Gamma

Dyslexic Viking

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40 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

It's unlikely that anyone in the UK is going to buy a car advertised there really.

It is only 3 to 4 days drive from Norway to the UK and there will soon be a ferry from the Netherlands to Norway. So if anyone really wants a car for sale here, it's not so bad. Users here have picked up a car in Romania so Norway can not be a problem?

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Selling on Facebook is so easy, that literally anyone can mana… 

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Don’t worry mate. Try again

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Hmm. Ok. If at first you don’t succeed…

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Try try again…

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FFS boyo

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Meh. That’ll do. 

As is law with these, someone needs to tag @eddyramrod.

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AnnoyingPentium

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6 minutes ago, captain_70s said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224826896155?hash=item3458ba2f1b:g:uHAAAOSwrLdh87Gf

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Be me, but with more giffer tat and belter of a blue interior and using the bad fuel. (and for £2,300 more).

Looks like the garage from an episode of Midsomer Murders I had to watch because I was outvoted on the telly watching vote.

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MisterH Rank: BL Wedge

MisterH

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8 minutes ago, Schaefft said:

If you consider the 20k mile '90 sold for a grand on Gumtree this isn't exactly a bargain. I can't imagine anyone spending more than 500 for this...

To be honest, I never knew it was sold in the UK until I saw this...

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AnnoyingPentium

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1 minute ago, wesacosa said:

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I was behind an S-reg one of these the other day. Ayrshire 'CS' reg, so hadn't went far neither.

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3 hours ago, captain_70s said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125102083491?hash=item1d20aa4da3:g:y7wAAOSwOr5h4wAR

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Pick one, fucking dipshit.

It also looks like shit. Crap paint, bent bumpers, soft rear arches, bootlid doesn't fit. Also, is that how the door cards were fitted at the factory? Surely not!

Fuck me, them door cards ain’t going anywhere 

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eddyramrod

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7 hours ago, Jamie said:

just seen this come up round the corner from me, 

1960 Austin A40 Farina.Historic Vehicle.Requires Renovation. | in Leyland, Lancashire | Gumtree

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That's the twin of my first one!

6 hours ago, cort16 said:

"absolute rot box ideal for spares would make a brilliant bonfire "

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1359063764545049

I spotted that too.  What a shame.

Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

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Bedford CF in Spain. Say it has a broken piloto (what ever that maybe) and the tank need a clean. English documentation so easy to reimport? RHD commercial vehicles are very hard to import. The only exception I have ever seen is a ex UK reg bus on historical plates. These are for older vehicles and have different regulation requirements to be allowed on Spanish roads. Cost a whopping 7500€

https://www.milanuncios.com/furgonetas-de-segunda-mano/bedford-cf-camion-helados-365053784.htm

This is the only image.

 

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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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12 minutes ago, KitKat said:

@SiC

Looks alright that. Just need another project like a hole in the head 🤣

There is a (rusty) Fiat 500 that has come up locally. Already measuring the fence between the garage and kitchen to see if I could take it down to fit stuff through. 🙈🙉

Currently testing positive and in the 10day isolation period while feeling knackered all the time. So can't really do much at the moment. Need to get the last bits on the Moggie finished off so I can think about selling it and freeing some space up.

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horriblemercedes

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On 2/4/2022 at 5:04 PM, grogee said:

Q: What's worse than a Cayenne?

A: A manual Cayenne! 

Sharts or reprise in Cov, £2500.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2004-porsche-cayenne-manual-32-petrol-5dr-spares-or-repair-px-to-clear/1424732024?utm_source=com.atomczak.notepat&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_android

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I've always wanted a manual V8 one. You could also have the second generation Cayenne with a manual gearbox on the V8 but the Turbo was always automatic.

Panamera too

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Soundwave

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14 hours ago, captain_70s said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/125102083491?hash=item1d20aa4da3:g:y7wAAOSwOr5h4wAR

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Pick one, fucking dipshit.

It also looks like shit. Crap paint, bent bumpers, soft rear arches, bootlid doesn't fit. Also, is that how the door cards were fitted at the factory? Surely not!


And are those "original" Poundland letter badges on the boot..? :D 

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