eBay tat volume 3.

[garethj]

Nissan Pathfinder, currently cheap.  I went to look at one of these a couple of years ago, thinking it would be a modern alternative to my Defender, what a shame the key attribute they copied from the Land Rover was a chassis rusted to fuck.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/124656812845

[Tadhg Tiogar]

20 hours ago, wesacosa said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-RHD-Citroen-Visa-II-2-Super-E-1-1-GT-West-End-Edition-Alloys-/133700318385?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

There's been a lot of interest from the CCC Farcebook page, but the general view there is that this one is overpriced by about 2.5 bags.

[Kringle]

2 hours ago, egg said:

giffer spec 1.6 estate...

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/455262625554355/

I'm sorry but was there a Lady Pleasure Hygiene Pack option in the brochure?

[somewhatfoolish]

Campershite, 1000 BINs, nr Durham

'Interior has potential'

[Supernaut]

11 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

'Interior has potential'

It's like when an estate agent describes a burnt-out shell as a 'blank canvas'

[cort1977]

3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap early Touareg in Aberdoom.  Plenty of test but leaking water - it's the old 5-pot TDI though so shouldn't  be a difficult fix.

 

I think it is the R5 also fittedin T5s that's half a V10. Not a bad motor but has a few issues and definitely not as simple as the old 5 pot. 

I have one in my van, it's been good touch wood.

[somewhatfoolish]

On 3/29/2021 at 1:05 AM, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Registered office is a pub? Only up the M1, so might drive up there and have a look....

eBay sez "this item is no longer available". Probably the Chinese complained....

Change your name to Maurice Garagiste Rover by deedpoll; the shysters won't be able to get you then!*

 

 

 

*IANAL, this does not constitute legal advice, do not read while the train is standing in the station, may contain nuts. 

[WillCarter]

Not cheap, but I can't imagine many GTi's exist anymore.

[wuvvum]

Black and white Rovers and a house made entirely out of laminate flooring.  Somebody is living the dream.

[barrett]

Honestly, what is wrong with me that I find this so desirable??

This interior looks incredible. It's like a car-sized chocolate lime!

https://www.handh.co.uk/auction/lot/lot-273---1984-austin-maestro-vanden-plas/?lot=52732&so=0&st=&sto=0&au=495&ef=&et=&ic=False&sd=2&pp=96&pn=3&g=1#

Possibly still for sale? Who can tell

[Fabergé Greggs]

 

[Three Speed]

9 minutes ago, barrett said:

Honestly, what is wrong with me that I find this so desirable??

This interior looks incredible. It's like a car-sized chocolate lime!

https://www.handh.co.uk/auction/lot/lot-273---1984-austin-maestro-vanden-plas/?lot=52732&so=0&st=&sto=0&au=495&ef=&et=&ic=False&sd=2&pp=96&pn=3&g=1#

Possibly still for sale? Who can tell

Possibly still for sale? How would this not have been snapped up :

“Vendor Condition Ratings:

Bodywork: 'Poor’
Engine: 'Poor'
Electrical Equipment: ‘Average’ (digital dash was operating recently)
Paintwork: ‘Poor'
Gearbox: 'Good'
Interior Trim: 'Very Good'”

[Tadhg Tiogar]

26 minutes ago, Three Speed said:

Possibly still for sale? How would this not have been snapped up :

“Vendor Condition Ratings:

Bodywork: 'Poor’
Engine: 'Poor'
Electrical Equipment: ‘Average’ (digital dash was operating recently)
Paintwork: ‘Poor'
Gearbox: 'Good'
Interior Trim: 'Very Good'”

WCPGW? GIB!

[doug]

£400

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4430746826952947/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined&referral_story_type=listing&tracking={"qid"%3A"6945495916158948330"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"3919108121458997"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A3919108121458997%2C\"target_type\"%3A0%2C\"primary_position\"%3A0%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A3485339288957091840%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A504%2C\"value\"%3A1.9659662128346e-5}"}

 

 

[willswitchengage]

3 hours ago, garethj said:

Nissan Pathfinder

A friend used to drive those for the Highways Agency... Nissan Faultfinders they called them. 

[barrett]

Yeah it's not often a car with 'no reserve' fails to sell at auction...

[Remspoor]

On 3/29/2021 at 8:16 PM, spike60 said:

1952 Minerva Jeep. I've driven a 50's LR but this looks a new level of misery.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-Minerva-Jeep/124416223191?hash=item1cf7c8e7d7:g:6TIAAOSwZ-9fnFAQ

It is a landie.   http://www.exmod.co.uk/Minervas.html They can off with the Jeep and the description says it is RHD drive. Total cock

[MisterH]

2 hours ago, WillCarter said:

Not cheap, but I can't imagine many GTi's exist anymore.

Well that is in stellar condition, but I tried to sell my later 220GSi twin cam, similar mileage, slightly worse condition, for the 3k mark and didn't meet the reserve. Glad I didn't as having a second car is invaluable at the moment

 

[MisterH]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUDI-80-QUATTRO-B2-1985-C-reg-PROJECTS-ALSO-UR-QUATTRO-RS2-AVANT-RHD/294067416300?hash=item4477c8acec:g:cR0AAOSwCh1gKzgN

Went to view this a couple years ago, its fucked, with about 6k at least needed doing to it, he is asking way too much for it

"slough" was in Newbury when I saw it

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/mazda-bongo/27677030

1989 Mazda Bongo diesel in Ireland

[phil_lihp]

The price is a tad optimistic - how many grumpy BL customers stood around filling this thing up whilst waiting for yet another warranty repair to be carried out.

[MKT]

4 hours ago, garethj said:

Two and a half grand for this ZR160 but I bet it’s speedy

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265104520665

It's an Express 160, the car derived van version of the ZR. As the ad says they made very few of them. TBH I think it's more than a fair price considering the regular Express 101 diesels change hands for similar money (presuming the ad is honest of course) and the work that's been done to it.

Edit: Just seen it's on bids, d'oh.

[Supernaut]

2 hours ago, doug said:

£400

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/4430746826952947/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined&referral_story_type=listing&tracking={"qid"%3A"6945495916158948330"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"3919108121458997"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A3919108121458997%2C\"target_type\"%3A0%2C\"primary_position\"%3A0%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A3485339288957091840%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A504%2C\"value\"%3A1.9659662128346e-5}"}

 

 

Oof! Bargain!

Couple of weekends' work would probably see that right again.

[cort16]

You've been Tangoed

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3531355096974207/?ref=search&referral_code=marketplace_search&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Af286cadd-4912-4586-8010-92ee0c645311

[Wack]

Lad and dad owned from new , cambelt snapped 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/793129508269958/

Not sure if Tony is a crossdresser , if not it's worth the trip 

 

 

[High Jetter]

4 hours ago, Three Speed said:

Possibly still for sale? How would this not have been snapped up :

“Vendor Condition Ratings:

Bodywork: 'Poor’
Engine: 'Poor'
Electrical Equipment: ‘Average’ (digital dash was operating recently)
Paintwork: ‘Poor'
Gearbox: 'Good'
Interior Trim: 'Very Good'”

Nah. They were rusting in the showrooms. Something with more metal, please.

[garethj]

Here’s a Polo with a Golf engine in it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/353264888441

Looks ok

Woah, better than ok! 2.8 VR6

[garethj]

If petrol ever goes down to 40p a litre I’m so getting one of these fast S80 Volvos.  Fuck that T5 nonsense, this is the 4WD V8, 4.4 litre 👍

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233932357151

[wuvvum]

Slartibartfast had one of those.  Engine designed by Yamaha if memory serves.

[Schaefft]

8 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Slartibartfast had one of those.  Engine designed by Yamaha if memory serves.

It is indeed, possibly reason alone to own one. Yamaha builds fantastic engines.