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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

MoT Fail ZT dizzle, 159k, fail sheet shouldn't bother some one here....probably. Currently £155, Beccles.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-mg-zt-cdti-135-Spares-or-repair/193620467084?hash=

Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):

  • Nearside Front Sub-frame attachment bracket/mounting insecure and impairing directional stability corrosion round mouinting (5.3.3 (a) (ii))
  • Offside Front Sub-frame attachment bracket/mounting insecure and impairing directional stability corrosion around mounts (5.3.3 (a) (ii))

Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Central Exhaust emissions exceed manufacturer's specified limit (8.2.2.2 (a))
  • Offside Front Shock absorbers has a serious fluid leak (5.3.2 (b))
  • Central Front Supplementary restraint system warning lamp indicates a fault (7.1.6 (a))
  • Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high and too far to the right. (4.1.2 (a))
  • Nearside Front Position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a) (ii))
  • Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage pin or bush excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))

 

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are the subframe issues cos he he keeps cuntin it into them kerbs when he gets home :D

how can you YPLAC outside yer own house ffs

verdict: CAVCRAFT

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2010-CHEVROLET-SPARK-LT-5-DOOR-HATCHBACK-PETROL-BLACK-runs-well-has-oil-leak/203077897450?hash=item2f4862ccea:g:zAIAAOSwuXlfN83U

 

'has proved to be a reliable and dependable car.'

 

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'last year it developed an oil leak and as both of us need a reliable car it was replaced'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Children-s-amusement-ride/274460429889?hash=item3fe71dce41:g:EDUAAOSwaU1fN7zR

 

'I bought this on impulse as I was buying a train also for a family gathering'

 

 

 

 

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Boooiiiiinggggggg

Oz V8 Estate. Much wantage, cobber, throw another shrimp on the barbie, Fosters is piss, that's not a knife etc. £13995 tho.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HOLDEN-COMMODORE-VE-6-0-V8-SSV-TOURER-Estate-Auto-Vauxhall-VXR8-Monaro-VXR/184385036958?hash=item2aee34629e:g:xSUAAOSwMuFfJajt

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Suzuki Liana for £50, East Sussex. Owner reckons won't pass another MoT. "Lots of advisories"

  • Nearside Headlamp has a product on the lens but not seriously reducing light output (4.1.4 (b))
  • Nearside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge inner edge (5.2.3 (e))
  • Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
  • Nearside Front Suspension arm pin or bush worn but not resulting in excessive movement rear bush (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Front Service brake binding but not excessively (1.2.1 (f))
  • Nearside Front Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
  • Offside Front Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c))
  • Offside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c))
  • Nearside Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material front to rear (1.1.11 (c))
  • Offside Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material front to rear (1.1.11 (c))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension rod corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension rod corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Rear Sub-frame corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • surface corrosion underside

Pfft. Nitpicking then.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-liana-spares-or-banger-racing/283973596650?hash=item421e2535ea:g:xQQAAOSwXmlfL-2M

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Another broken RR on Dino Farts, sounds like matey has spunked a kings ransom on it, and the ungrateful bastard won't play ball. 

So 

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im 100s if not 1000s into it
 
BUT NOW I QUIT!

Could you be the one to conquer the problems? £520 so far, no reserve, in Stalybridge.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-p38-l322-replica-spares-or-repairs-L-K/224111556360?hash=item342e16f708:g:mmYAAOSwU59fL-1m

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@Cavcraft's mostest favourite thing, a shitty camper, built onto an Iveco. 

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Here is my iveco it dies need some roc

Roc? Like a fucking headstone you mean?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Camper-2-8-Diesel-4-berth-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/224115083909?hash=item342e4cca85:g:cGoAAOSwI25fM7WS £250 RNM Lowestoft.

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This is ace, was for sale previously somewhere but as it doesn't have any wiring, so (unless run with a brake light under 'daytime MOT', or you just play ignorant 'cause it's test exempt now) it's a bit of a hassle to see the road again. 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-GT50-1979-BARRY-SHEENE-RACE-BIKE-REPLICA-CLASSIC-2-STROKE/164339427188?hash=item264364a774:g:Ct8AAOSwoWFfOB8U

 

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bradshaw-electric-tug/283978987365?hash=item421e777765:g:FmAAAOSwjY1e~o0U

 

'Msg for more info' 

 

Fuck that, let's see if the pictures are any more help...

 

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These 'doggers window' RoadRunners are fucking ace. Hard to tell from pics, but possibly doesn't have the ace red seats though.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAF-FA-7-5T-Very-Low-KMS-Ex-Race-Car-Transporter-CUMMINS-6B-Engine/313181925335?hash=item48eb18efd7:g:5d4AAOSwGx1fGELy

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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

#AVAS etc. £7995 for this one, getting to the point where I might consider one. This is from motorhub - aren't they cunts?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Vauxhall-Monaro-5-7-i-V8-2dr/283958476194?hash=item421d3e7da2:g:ye0AAOSwPqleLnjg

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Yep, and that one's been in their showroom a year or more, dropped a grand in price in that time as well.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quirky-camper-converted-horsebox-off-grid-motorhome/274460581315?hash=item3fe7201dc3:g:e1MAAOSw1EtfN-iG

 

'Could be air B&B Business'

 

I mean, who wouldn't want to stay in a fucking wardrobe with an extendable snooker table that's resting on two cattle prods?

 

Everybody, that's who.

 

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