hairnet Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, outlaw118 said: MoT Fail ZT dizzle, 159k, fail sheet shouldn't bother some one here....probably. Currently £155, Beccles. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-mg-zt-cdti-135-Spares-or-repair/193620467084?hash= Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects): Nearside Front Sub-frame attachment bracket/mounting insecure and impairing directional stability corrosion round mouinting (5.3.3 (a) (ii)) Offside Front Sub-frame attachment bracket/mounting insecure and impairing directional stability corrosion around mounts (5.3.3 (a) (ii)) Repair immediately (major defects): Central Exhaust emissions exceed manufacturer's specified limit (8.2.2.2 (a)) Offside Front Shock absorbers has a serious fluid leak (5.3.2 (b)) Central Front Supplementary restraint system warning lamp indicates a fault (7.1.6 (a)) Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high and too far to the right. (4.1.2 (a)) Nearside Front Position lamp not working (4.2.1 (a) (ii)) Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage pin or bush excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i)) are the subframe issues cos he he keeps cuntin it into them kerbs when he gets home how can you YPLAC outside yer own house ffs verdict: CAVCRAFT tobyd and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 29 minutes ago, sdkrc said: Fuggin hell, look at the spec on this https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/324255621194 Cloth seats Smallest petrol engine possible Little alloys Manual did they come with steels - id do that i like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Super. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/184403208453 SteersWithThrottle, DoctorRetro, Remspoor and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Also pretty super https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/293691987021 Burnside, Remspoor, MorrisItalSLX and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-97/154046851304?hash=item23dde868e8:g:5PYAAOSwEt1fN-jm 'Item location: Chester FUCK! Supernaut, Shite Ron, BeEP and 6 others 3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-45-Reg-04-very-low-mileage-40-000-requires-work/184403208508?hash=item2aef49a93c:g:Q7YAAOSwHLRfGwQx MOT failure in posh plastic Scouseland. Burnside and outlaw118 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2010-CHEVROLET-SPARK-LT-5-DOOR-HATCHBACK-PETROL-BLACK-runs-well-has-oil-leak/203077897450?hash=item2f4862ccea:g:zAIAAOSwuXlfN83U 'has proved to be a reliable and dependable car.' 'last year it developed an oil leak and as both of us need a reliable car it was replaced' Remspoor, outlaw118, garethj and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Children-s-amusement-ride/274460429889?hash=item3fe71dce41:g:EDUAAOSwaU1fN7zR 'I bought this on impulse as I was buying a train also for a family gathering' outlaw118 and SteersWithThrottle 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Laurence Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 ^did anyone else immediately run that number plate through the MOT checker? Much smaller than a Transit Connect normally is Remspoor, outlaw118, Cavcraft and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Flat red, grey bumpered, 1300 powered beauty. I already have three red bASe shitheaps outside and yes - I’m sorely tempted. Fucking state of it. ? Cavcraft, Burnside, ProgRocker and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scdan4 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 This also is slightly super. its got those headrests of yum https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224119039878 MorrisItalSLX, meggersdog and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, scdan4 said: This also is slightly super. its got those headrests of yum https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/224119039878 @Heidel_Kakao is there a friendly mot man that would weld that near you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Boooiiiiinggggggg Oz V8 Estate. Much wantage, cobber, throw another shrimp on the barbie, Fosters is piss, that's not a knife etc. £13995 tho. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HOLDEN-COMMODORE-VE-6-0-V8-SSV-TOURER-Estate-Auto-Vauxhall-VXR8-Monaro-VXR/184385036958?hash=item2aee34629e:g:xSUAAOSwMuFfJajt garethj, Austat, Remspoor and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrisoxide Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Qualiteee photo shopping M9 Quote Classified ad price: £7,900,00 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-FORD-SPARTAN-1-6-PETROL-SPORTS-CONVERTIBLE-Petrol-Manual/383678772625?hash=item5955097591:g:zE8AAOSwyG1fODGq vulgalour, Supernaut, Cavcraft and 9 others 1 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 #AVAS etc. £7995 for this one, getting to the point where I might consider one. This is from motorhub - aren't they cunts? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Vauxhall-Monaro-5-7-i-V8-2dr/283958476194?hash=item421d3e7da2:g:ye0AAOSwPqleLnjg 500tops, Cavcraft, Austat and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, morrisoxide said: Qualiteee photo shopping M9 500tops, BorniteIdentity, morrisoxide and 4 others 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Suzuki Liana for £50, East Sussex. Owner reckons won't pass another MoT. "Lots of advisories" Nearside Headlamp has a product on the lens but not seriously reducing light output (4.1.4 (b)) Nearside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge inner edge (5.2.3 (e)) Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e)) Nearside Front Suspension arm pin or bush worn but not resulting in excessive movement rear bush (5.3.4 (a) (i)) Nearside Front Service brake binding but not excessively (1.2.1 (f)) Nearside Front Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii)) Offside Front Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii)) Nearside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c)) Offside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c)) Nearside Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material front to rear (1.1.11 (c)) Offside Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material front to rear (1.1.11 (c)) Nearside Rear Suspension rod corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i)) Offside Rear Suspension rod corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i)) Nearside Rear Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i)) Offside Rear Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i)) Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i)) Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i)) Rear Sub-frame corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i)) Nearside Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i)) Offside Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i)) surface corrosion underside Pfft. Nitpicking then. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-liana-spares-or-banger-racing/283973596650?hash=item421e2535ea:g:xQQAAOSwXmlfL-2M Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Xantia Estate with a new MOT for £350. Pez auto, mind. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/788778524994742/ BorniteIdentity, SmoothieAuxFruit, MorrisItalSLX and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 V8 Rangie with lpg, non runner, poss OMGHGF. But might not be. £200 start. In Newton Poppleford, which sounds all countryfied and quaint. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/range-rover-1997-non-runner/333684220814?hash=item4db121238e:g:1lUAAOSw7YtfNC0K willswitchengage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Another broken RR on Dino Farts, sounds like matey has spunked a kings ransom on it, and the ungrateful bastard won't play ball. So Quote im 100s if not 1000s into it BUT NOW I QUIT! Could you be the one to conquer the problems? £520 so far, no reserve, in Stalybridge. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-p38-l322-replica-spares-or-repairs-L-K/224111556360?hash=item342e16f708:g:mmYAAOSwU59fL-1m spartacus and Cavcraft 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 @Cavcraft's mostest favourite thing, a shitty camper, built onto an Iveco. Quote Here is my iveco it dies need some roc Roc? Like a fucking headstone you mean? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Iveco-Camper-2-8-Diesel-4-berth-SPARES-OR-REPAIR/224115083909?hash=item342e4cca85:g:cGoAAOSwI25fM7WS £250 RNM Lowestoft. Remspoor, Cavcraft and BlankFrank 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Really bad ideas volume 28566 Currently £10.50, Stanley. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dragster-mobility-scooter/303650757976?hash=item46b2fedd58:g:tzYAAOSwx4JfMsY5 camryv6, SteersWithThrottle, Dick Longbridge and 9 others 2 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 @TheDoctor on your manor Squire.... £1350 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reva-g-wiz/154003969671?hash=item23db5a1687:g:89wAAOSwoOZfHTRq DoctorRetro, MorrisItalSLX and 500tops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 This is ace, was for sale previously somewhere but as it doesn't have any wiring, so (unless run with a brake light under 'daytime MOT', or you just play ignorant 'cause it's test exempt now) it's a bit of a hassle to see the road again. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-GT50-1979-BARRY-SHEENE-RACE-BIKE-REPLICA-CLASSIC-2-STROKE/164339427188?hash=item264364a774:g:Ct8AAOSwoWFfOB8U outlaw118, face and spartacus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Also YES PLS https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Henikel-1960-174cc-scooter-Barn-Find-Private-registration-plate-inc/224119066477?hash=item342e898f6d:g:EXEAAOSwuXlfOBDg Dabooka, somewhatfoolish, outlaw118 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 This must be up there with the metallic pink Civic on trims that my dad had when I was about 13 as least glamorous coupe ever made. £400, mind. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/648555445868723/ Supernaut, Cavcraft, ProgRocker and 10 others 12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bradshaw-electric-tug/283978987365?hash=item421e777765:g:FmAAAOSwjY1e~o0U 'Msg for more info' Fuck that, let's see if the pictures are any more help... pilninggas, Burnside, BlankFrank and 5 others 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 These 'doggers window' RoadRunners are fucking ace. Hard to tell from pics, but possibly doesn't have the ace red seats though. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAF-FA-7-5T-Very-Low-KMS-Ex-Race-Car-Transporter-CUMMINS-6B-Engine/313181925335?hash=item48eb18efd7:g:5d4AAOSwGx1fGELy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 1 hour ago, outlaw118 said: #AVAS etc. £7995 for this one, getting to the point where I might consider one. This is from motorhub - aren't they cunts? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Vauxhall-Monaro-5-7-i-V8-2dr/283958476194?hash=item421d3e7da2:g:ye0AAOSwPqleLnjg Yep, and that one's been in their showroom a year or more, dropped a grand in price in that time as well. outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quirky-camper-converted-horsebox-off-grid-motorhome/274460581315?hash=item3fe7201dc3:g:e1MAAOSw1EtfN-iG 'Could be air B&B Business' I mean, who wouldn't want to stay in a fucking wardrobe with an extendable snooker table that's resting on two cattle prods? Everybody, that's who. Remspoor, Dick Longbridge, Supernaut and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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