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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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10 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quirky-camper-converted-horsebox-off-grid-motorhome/274460581315?hash=item3fe7201dc3:g:e1MAAOSw1EtfN-iG

 

'Could be air B&B Business'

 

I mean, who wouldn't want to stay in a fucking wardrobe with an extendable snooker table that's resting on two cattle prods?

 

Everybody, that's who.

 

 

"Included with the camper is a toilet tent and new thetford toilet .Can easily be brought inside the vehicle or used outside."

The only space I could see the toilet fitting is opposite the sofa. I guess the logo on the floor gives it away. Could be a bit embarrassing if you've got friends sat on the sofa and lasts night's vindaloo is back to say hello.

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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I’m supposed to be looking for a camper an for about £5k to use for weekends away etc. MrsN wants some sort of VW , but £5000 barely buys a a rottenT4 with 250k miles and some scabby Audi rims , not a lot of room either.

What are the chances of convincing her this is a much more sensible bet? 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-econoline-carriage-camper/233681781870?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D6759cfc82e884e9db8a31b2fcd64e9d2%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274460581315%26itm%3D233681781870%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

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mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

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1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

I’m supposed to be looking for a camper an for about £5k to use for weekends away etc. MrsN wants some sort of VW , but £5000 barely buys a a rottenT4 with 250k miles and some scabby Audi rims , not a lot of room either.

What are the chances of convincing her this is a much more sensible bet? 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-econoline-carriage-camper/233681781870?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D6759cfc82e884e9db8a31b2fcd64e9d2%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274460581315%26itm%3D233681781870%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

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Econoline and 5 litre petrol don't really belong in the same sentence do they ?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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On 8/16/2020 at 2:39 AM, NorfolkNWeigh said:

I’m supposed to be looking for a camper an for about £5k to use for weekends away etc. MrsN wants some sort of VW , but £5000 barely buys a a rottenT4 with 250k miles and some scabby Audi rims , not a lot of room either.

What are the chances of convincing her this is a much more sensible bet? 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-econoline-carriage-camper/233681781870?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D6759cfc82e884e9db8a31b2fcd64e9d2%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274460581315%26itm%3D233681781870%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

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You would be telling her the absolute truth, but if she thinks she wants a VW then your chances of the truth prevailing are ZERO. 

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angle Rank: Renault 16

angle

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7 hours ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

I’m supposed to be looking for a camper an for about £5k to use for weekends away etc. MrsN wants some sort of VW , but £5000 barely buys a a rottenT4 with 250k miles and some scabby Audi rims , not a lot of room either.

What are the chances of convincing her this is a much more sensible bet? 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-econoline-carriage-camper/233681781870?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D6759cfc82e884e9db8a31b2fcd64e9d2%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274460581315%26itm%3D233681781870%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

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Still not much space, but infinitely cooler than an ex-AA VW. 

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3416661588358453/

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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9 hours ago, The Vicar said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1179836

 

 

Apologies if we've had this, but just look at it!

'according t the last owner this volvo used to be one of the embassy vehicles...im not sure which one '

 

Regal (cigarette) - Wikipedia

 

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mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

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As heard in the Embassy.... 

I don't believe Scots are as tight as people say, but I did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 48 people were injured
 

I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day.

Three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the conversation got around to their line of work and what kind of cars they drove. "I'm a veterinarian," said the first fellow. "So, naturally, I drive a white 'Vet." As they smiled and nodded, the second man said, "I own a sign company, so I drive a purple Neon." Now the third guy was suddenly quiet until he was egged on by the other two. "Well," he finally said, "I'm a proctologist... and I have a brown Probe."

How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean.

 

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cort16

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Built by Ssangyong themselves to compete in the 2017 Ssangyong pickup race series 

 

Weird! You have to wonder at the logic some car companies come up with for marketing. How can we promote ourselves? TV advert, facebook campaign, maybe a 0% finance package for our customer? No lets make a single make pickup series of racing at great expensive no-one will ever see.

Anyway 9 grand seems alright for this although I'm not sure exactly what you'd do with it other than make high speed tip runs.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ssangyong-Musso-Race-Truck-track-car-race-car/154047925877?hash=item23ddf8ce75:g:fZEAAOSw63ZfOQjq

camryv6 Rank: Citroen Ami

camryv6

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18 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Flat red, grey bumpered, 1300 powered beauty. 

I already have three red bASe shitheaps outside and yes - I’m sorely tempted. 

Fucking state of it. ? 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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9 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

@Cavcraft

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