eBay tat volume 3.

[MarvinsMom]

On 11/3/2019 at 6:44 PM, DVee8 said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2240670059558867/

that generation of Land Cruiser is an  ace thing, proper Toyota from Toyota's golden period (see also the Corolla, Camry and Lexus LS400 all from the late 1990's)

it has a fuck-ton list of advises for worn suspension parts on its mot history BUT no mention of rust and prescribed area.....

nice!

[Cavcraft]

2 hours ago, Asimo said:

"I have lost interest"

 

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Unfinished-project-Rat-truck-Bedford/223717355265?hash=item341697ef01:g:3ccAAOSwPx5dr7gY

Fixed that for you.

[Cavcraft]

Those towels will be for all the fanny batter

 

Because of...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-vivaro-campervan/133228194187?hash=item1f0504e98b:g:4KcAAOSwTpNdvuQs

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

Forth emergency services?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-Campervan/193193056272?hash=item2cfb341810:g:1tIAAOSwDIJdwJHy

[Rocket88]

1 hour ago, Skizzer said:

Andy Saunders’s fabulous Indecision Citröen is up for auction. 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1173163

I assume it still has a spinny speedo, thus making it acceptable to @320touring.

I seem to recall Andy Saunders reckons he used about 15 kgs of filler when he built this...............

[RobT]

LoL the Vauxhall One Life Bollox.

I thought that sticker said Anal.  Zoom in and it says Helmet, in purple.

[Parky]

Oooof, someone get on this, it has our name written all over it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-colt/254405508644?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20171012094517%26meid%3D95147081154d4cbba8b10339ad58f7c9%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274077873283%26itm%3D254405508644%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

[Cavcraft]

 

I don't want to holiday in the sun
I want an electric shock up my bum
I want to see go to A&E
Cause now I got dangerous electricity

 

Oh now I got a reason
And I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
To be waiting

For the RAC

 

Look at the sodding tap glued to the wall

I'm just waiting for death to call

I didn't expect Harrord's shower curtain but wanted more than pvc

I'm looking at green parcel tape and it looks fucking shit to me

 

 

Oh now l got a reason
And I'm still waiting
Now I got a reason
To be waiting

For the RAC

 

Been here all bastard night
Been here all bastard day.
I had no reason to be here at all.
But now I got a reason it's no real reason
And now I'm contemplating pissing in the sink

before this twatting thing send me over the brink 

Claustrophobia there's too much paranoia
There's too many closets
I went in before
And now I got a reason
It's no real reason to be waiting 

for dysentery

 

 

I gotta go over the wall,
I wouldn't buy this shit at all

Please don't be waiting for me.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-Van-Fully-Loaded-Ex-Royal-Mail-Maxus-LDV-2-5L-No-Reserve-Dont-Miss/174086381738?hash=item28885b60aa:g:9pgAAOSwHX9dtG0Z

[cort16]

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-sierra-/1357355535

[Retr0naut]

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1166173  Cheap CX

[paulplom]

8 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Those towels will be for all the fanny batter

 

 

Because of...

 

 

 

I'd like to think he uses the towels to mop up his tears as he's driving.

[egg]

Honda Beater. £400.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/507532419799181/

[BorniteIdentity]

 

Pls you move fast b4 it's cut up. Thanks in advance.

[barrett]

That seems cheap if it's not a rotter - somebody please GIB

[BorniteIdentity]

1 minute ago, barrett said:

That seems cheap if it's not a rotter - somebody please GIB

Looks like, from his posting history, he took it in as Part Ex.  Off the road 14 years, corroded brake pipes - one uk owner but an irish car so no paperwork from beyond that.  Could it be one of those Cork built ones?

I like it.  It looks terrible with a terrible/legendary engine.  I reckon someone could get it for £500 this weekend.

[Asimo]

Above average selection at Briightwells auction this month.  https://www.brightwells.com/classic-motoring/leominster-classic-vintage/leominster-classic-vintage-27th-november-2019/catalogue-classic-cars-27th-november/

 

This might be my favourite .

 

 

It's very blue.

 

And who knew there was a tidy baby- blue Ritmo auto left anywhere?

 

Strada / Ritmo are usually in this Beta sort of state.

There's a smart Royale, and a charming Yellow / manual XJ6 Coupe. And a yellow Elite and.............

[barrett]

Well, that BX has appeared - with different hubcaps - much further away from me, and for £300 more. Fucking brilliant. Do you think he'd appreciate an offer of the £400 he paid for it yesterday plus travel expenses, minus £30 for the hubcaps. On FB marketplace so not sure if this link will work

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/514700052685784/

[bramz7]

Funnily enough that other BX I sent you on C&C appeared a few days ago for £500 more than the previous owner advertised it for, also on FB. 

[willswitchengage]

8 minutes ago, bramz7 said:

Funnily enough that other BX I sent you on C&C appeared a few days ago for £500 more than the previous owner advertised it for, also on FB. 

Can we please encourage each other not to buy this now some opportunist has done so? His FB profile doesn't inspire much confidence.

[barrett]

The other Sussex one? That's annoying, too, although it seems to have vanished from Facebook.

I really like the look of the doom blue estate but I don't want to encourage the guy for flipping it, and if I don't have £400 I definitely don't have £700 anyway

[Skizzer]

58 minutes ago, Asimo said:

Above average selection at Briightwells auction this month.  https://www.brightwells.com/classic-motoring/leominster-classic-vintage/leominster-classic-vintage-27th-november-2019/catalogue-classic-cars-27th-november/

You’re a top chap and all that @Asimo old love, but I hate you now because I am consumed with want for that Strada, and the Royale Coupe.  The rare facelift FE VX 4/90 is a bit special too. And the Beta Berlina looks eminently fixable, and worth it.

Some of the estimates look quite low - £9k for a tidy XJC or R109 Merc SL.  Is that a technique to bring in mug punters (like me) or has the shiny classic market taken a dip?  Others are still all the money, obvs.

Half tempted to take a day off and go along. 

 

Edit: not that I’ve got any money, certainly not £9k for another old Jag.

[DVee8]

Looking for someone with balls of steel!!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/564608084315629/

[DVee8]

Maybe a little softer balls,but by the axle stand at the rear i doubt it..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/411287782858872/

[DVee8]

@loserone you need another one.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/783967345407270/

[loserone]

Don't think I haven't already seen it

[Snipes]

1 hour ago, DVee8 said:

Looking for someone with balls of steel!!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/564608084315629/

Facelift 2 litre pez - that's as safe as a Goona2 can be.

[Snipes]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Ford-Mondeo-MK1-1-8TD-D-Turbo-LX-Diesel-70K-Miles-State-Blue-PROJECT/184022784109

Looks fab but has been messed with. 

[Snipes]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2013-FORD-MONDEO-1-6-TDCI-ZETEC-ESTATE-IN-RED/123953570821

[scdan4]

Being honest, I’m only posting this to shock and offend. 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F264522825508

[Cavcraft]

Do we know anyone near Norwich who's probs about to sell a big van and thus have room for a small one?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Austin-Metro-City-310-Van-For-Restoration-or-Spares/202813525351?hash=item2f38a0cd67:g:VksAAOSwRixdveqr