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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201910012832783?advertising-location=at_cars&radius=1500&price-to=500&postcode=s11aa&sort=price-asc&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=1

 

When it comes to advertising  a car, find a backdrop that will give your potential customers, er, confidence...

 

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  • Skizzer and Burnside
  • Haha 2
Kiltox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Kiltox

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7 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Paging @Kiltox 

3.2 V6 4x4

 

 

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201909292743091?make=ALFA ROMEO&model=159 SPORTWAGON&radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&postcode=A1aaa&sort=price-desc&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New&page=1

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PHWOAAAAAAAAR. 

Cars you didn’t know existed but now need. Anyone want to buy a Boxster? 

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320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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It's awesome, but the opportunity for misery is too large...

 

And the Alfa looks like it could be problematic too;)

  • spartacus and Aston Martin
  • Haha 2
morrisoxide Rank: Citroen Ami

morrisoxide

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Imagine looking at this every time you come home or go out, or for that matter look out of the window.

However it does sport a wizard digital dash!

Also, it may have the cool triple cluster headlights.

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I reckon there is a hidden message in this picture (below) that could solve this problem. Maybe even a phone number? :razz:

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I say this in jest knowing full well I have similar hunks of metal festering away. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Pontiac-6000-UK-Registered-LHD-Project-Good-Engine-Made-in-USA

  • Burnside and vulgalour
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Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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10 hours ago, morrisoxide said:

Imagine looking at this every time you come home or go out, or for that matter look out of the window.

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Made-in-USA

This.

 I hate having cars outside my place. Of the three I have got, (all working) I wish I could hide away at least the two I'm not using / playing with.

Dead and rotting cars outside? Yuck.

They belong under cover, being cared for. Or in the shredder.

Why havn't we all got enough garage space?

Rant mode - off.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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2 minutes ago, Asimo said:

This.

 I hate having cars outside my place. Of the three I have got, (all working) I wish I could hide away at least the two I'm not using / playing with.

Dead and rotting cars outside? Yuck.

They belong under cover, being cared for. Or in the shredder.

Why havn't we all got enough garage space?

Rant mode - off.

The green belt. And developer greed. 

If they was in fettered planning and you could build anywhere, we'd all buy a field and have a barn next to the house. 

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201907190259767?

A little DIY needed

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"A LITTLE!!"

Repair immediately (major defects):

  • Engine MIL inoperative or indicates a malfunction (8.2.1.2 (h))
  • Oil leaking excessively from engine (8.4.1 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Lower Suspension arm pin or bush excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Outer Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength sill (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Outer Suspension component mounting prescribed area excessively corroded significantly reducing structural strength sill (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Seat belt anchorage prescribed area strength or continuity significantly reduced sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

  • Rear Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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All the money at £1500,but look at it..

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/917282728640699/

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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@wuvvum Watlington anywhere near you?

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'1971 volvo 164 3.0
£1,595
Watlington, Norfolk

1971 manual 3.0 volvo 164 rare car, for restoration but i will say the bodywork chassis ,is solid . off road since 1990 before the new road tax laws, its not a historic car i have new v5 but i need to change to historic under process . i have some history old handbook, keys. got the car started on fuel can whats in the petrol tanks too old. drove back forth no problem happy to demonstrate here. needs brake work, electrics sorting , interior tired but its all there plus many spares in boot . someones started the project but nothing major removed only inner door handles some interior bits all in boot .
paints old and faded but no rot on any doors pillars scuttles, good project . delivery possible'

 

 Someone called Clive Moss. It's on Facebook but I recall you saying you're not on there. Anyhow, get it bought!

 

 

 

 

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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3 minutes ago, davehedgehog31 said:

@Split_Pinto reception please, glorious conveyance waiting. 

 

You are there with that one.@Split_Pin

Fat_Pirate Rank: Citroen Ami

Fat_Pirate

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My daily lunchtime shite scan brings you this; LHD and he's not giving it away, nice tho:

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"The car has been rolling road tuned and made 61.5bhp"

Steady now.

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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3 minutes ago, vulgalour said:

As Billy Joel once sang; it's a nice day for an off-white wedding.

Don't know that one, Billy Idol,on the other hand, did White Wedding

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Well that's a totally different song.  Billy Joel wasn't singing about white weddings, she was singing about off-white weddings.  Elton John wrote the chorus for that one too, you know.

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