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Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

Kringle

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This was bid up to £920 (reserve not met), and I've just been 'offered' it for £1200. That's probably not unfair, but I shall no doubt politely decline.

Offer a bag!
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ProgRocker Rank: Lancia Gamma

ProgRocker

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Ever tried sitting on the back of a very wet Newfoundland dog shaking itself as you try and take pictures of your Ford Capri?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-capri-2-0-LS/173711807957?hash=item287207d5d5:g:EEsAAOSwHrlcJiVA

 

Begging for people to read the advert fully, but typing like an unpunctuated machine gun.

 

This advert appears at the top of my 'classic cars' search so it's close by. Those blurry photos annoy me. I think it's had a price drop to £3.5k now...I can't help but think it might be achievable if only the seller uploaded some new photos!

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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Does such a thing exist?

 

 

 

Overpriced old toot. How much of that £10k is scene tax?

 

on that old turd its subject to both the RS and OSF scene tax.

 

that car is worth, what, a few hundred quid. say £1000 tops. 

 

so, that means £9k, at least, of scene tax.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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I do like Spanish hearses much nicer than boring black Vauxhalls.

https://www.milanuncios.com/otros-recambios/desguace-peugeot-505-coche-funebre-276220348.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/ford-de-segunda-mano/ford-taunus-232064475.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/coche-funebre-seat-132-273902187.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/seat-124-funebre-221316920.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/seat-malaga-funebre-261165092.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/dodge-funebre-210095257.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/renault-de-segunda-mano/renault-25-246597978.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/otros-motor/coche-funebre-290618391.htm

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The ultimate hearse for VAG fanbois !!! an Audi A8 Quattro !!!!

https://www.milanuncios.com/audi-de-segunda-mano/audi-a8-funebre-quattro-4x4-271092880.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/audi-de-segunda-mano/audi-80-funebre-288803841.htm

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https://www.milanuncios.com/ford-de-segunda-mano/ford-mondeo-272562303.htm

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Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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Pink Dodge is ace amongst a splendid** selection.

 

**Except for that Audi A8. I bet that was made in England.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Those Spanish hearses are just the best. ‘Like’ isn’t enough - I clicked ‘Thanks’, too.

 

Audi 80 on trims in OAP blue metallic when it’s my turn please. Or maybe the Seat Malaga the colour of misery with the fallen leaf graphic. Or the Renault 25... very tough choice.

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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I hope they strap the coffin down tight in the A8 hearse, it would be a shame if grandmother shot through the back window into the mourners' limousine. Still it would be good for urgent funerals.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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If that's the case, kill me now.

Would Sir prefer the Audi hearse on trims or the Seat Malaga for the funeral conveyance?

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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If that's the case, kill me now.

He said NEED not own.

 

Last time I spoke to my cousin was in 2005 and she owned one of those. Probably still got it. Don't know don't care to know. That isn't the reason I haven't spoken to her since then

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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Would Sir prefer the Audi hearse on trims or the Seat Malaga for the funeral conveyance?

Just put the rear seats down in the belingo and put my cardboard coffin in the back sticking out a bit.

Drive me to the beach at low tide and set fire to the car with my coffin in it.

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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It's a car, it's a van, it has a weird roof. You can all buggar off and leave me alone with my Berlingo fetish.

Schaefft Rank: Isuzu Florian

Schaefft

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I considered owning one of these for quite a while now which made the surprise only bigger when one finally showed up in my Ebay search alerts. This is an incredibly rare Honda Vigor, the car that was sitting between the Accord and Legend in Honda's model hierarchy you could say. They build these in different sizes, the larger variant was also sold as Acura in the states, this one is the smaller one for the Japanese market. Due to lack of funds and space (and the fact that its located in the middle of nowhere) I decided against pulling the trigger so I'll post it here, secretly hoping that someone is going to buy it...

 

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Ever seen a Honda built straight-5 before?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rarest-Honda-in-UK-only-1-in-country-Honda-Vigor-CB5-JDM-Type-W-FF-Midship/273636105609?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Dbb4c1725f65a4b6e80b87576fe12c03b%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D14%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D401679374663%26itm%3D273636105609&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Abc10e032-1102-11e9-ba19-74dbd1806b31%7Cparentrq%3A1ebca2691680aa16e056236fffea18f6%7Ciid%3A1

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Bit of an oddity that Wartburg, completely clean MOT, but advert stating it's needing lots of work. Doesn't quite add up.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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It's a car, it's a van, it has a weird roof. You can all buggar off and leave me alone with my Berclingo fetish.

I honestly think I'd prefer a Zafira, than one of those things. Thing is, my fianceé knows my thoughts on Zafiras, and has been given strict instructions on what to do with my body if I ever show an interest in one.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I considered owning one of these for quite a while now which made the surprise only bigger when one finally showed up in my Ebay search alerts.

Nice Honda that.

 

Having a standing eBay search for a car of which there’s only one in the country: that’s hardcore. Respect.

 

Not buying it when you do actually get the one and only ever hit, at £600: that’s even more mental.

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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Would Sir prefer the Audi hearse on trims or the Seat Malaga for the funeral conveyance?

That's a tough call. Just as long as it's not a Berlingus version, I'm happy.

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