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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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‘I was driving to school and the car told me to stop.. and put oil in.’

TADTM

 

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  • wuvvum, bangernomics and Cavcraft
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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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No bids? I'm disappointed folks. How much is a set of batteries then?

 

There's even a best case scenario that the batteries haven't completely had it:

 

 

The batteries need occasional servicing which involves an extended maintenance charge followed, within 30 minutes, by a top-up of de-ionised water. There is a 'battery service' indicator on the instrument panel which should light when this is required, so isn't something which has to be done as a regular service. At the service, any error codes stored in the on-board processor are read and reset.

 

http://www.berlingo-e.co.uk/

  • Cavcraft and Bamboocarman
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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I bet that makes a brilliant noise, but it's probably the most expensive recovery service ever!

D Spares & Tyres Rank: Renault 16

D Spares & Tyres

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Slightly strange that everyone seems to be jumping on Felly for one slightly scathing post when we have hundreds of similar observations from one of the forum's 'big names' which seemingly go unchallenged.

Welcome to Autoshite.

Ah come on, we all need a public stoning every so often.
  • Jerzy Woking, alf892 and Cavcraft
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Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

Kringle

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what's going on on that door? looks like mould

Is it not the 90's design? I'm not so sure now...

Kringle Rank: Citroen Ami

Kringle

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11months ticket,Cloth seats, Auto, Gold, 1.7L, Dent in boot. Could this be any more (auto)shite?

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Check out this hopeless POS

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stretch-Classic-Mini-Limo-Project-1275cc/292894774906

 

Seemingly its a 1275 so you could at least use it to get a Metro back on the road.

 

 

Welding is good but it is unfininished inside

 

Get a load of the floor in here, bits of box section BOLTED into place through the rotten floor pans

 

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EEEeeeeewwwww

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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Ah come on, we all need a public stoning every so often.

 

...and all i said was that piece of Hallibut was fit for Jehovah.....

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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My god this is so beautiful I want to make love to it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Citroen-SM/232950662300?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3Db86312271c364f34b157b90476542b95%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D292903312299%26itm%3D232950662300&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

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Fumbler Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Please don't do that.

 

 

 

 

 

Someone did marry the Berlin Wall though...

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