eBay tat volume 3.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Fiat-Uno-ie-Fire-1-0/303015477422

Don't laugh. They aren't as easy to come by as they used to be.

28,544 · January 3, 2019

AX GT was a stunning little drive.

108,850 · January 3, 2019

Not sure why people do this.

ford granada mk1 WANTED

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-granada-mk1-WANTED/303016136720

£5,000.00
0 bids

As much as I'm tempted to bid on it just for wasting his time, and puzzled as to why eBay doesn't pull it instantly, I can actually help him.

A five grand Granny?

Not a fucking problem.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-FORD-GRANADA-GLX-3-0-AUTOMATIC/332994397374

It's fucked.

Okay, I made that one up.

10,254 · January 4, 2019

This is still the best* way to photograph a car you want to sell.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gilbern-Invader-mark-1/153327175985

Exactly what those people are actually thinking will forever elude me.
The scary bit is that they are allowed to vote.

If there are no hidden horrors underneath, that's actually not a bad buy..................

14,903 · January 4, 2019

I saw this too, and thought what an utter cunting twatface, it is probably full of wob as well. Seller needs to 'get in the sea' along with all their family

Why? For selling a car that was resprayed a different colour several years before they bought it? Or because in your 'expert' assessment/blind guesswork it's "probably full of wob"?

18,508 · January 4, 2019

Why? For selling a car that was resprayed a different colour several years before they bought it? Or because in your 'expert' assessment/blind guesswork it's "probably full of wob"?

Everyone's an expert. Some people are experts about everything, all the time.

I actually quite like that old heap, it's the first and only time I didn't think one of those horrid old clunkers looked totally embarrassing.

64,587 · January 4, 2019

3 door non-turbot. Damn expensive though.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1547692408.htm/

47,468 · January 4, 2019

Our Felly is certainly a fully-qualified 'expert' when it comes to sitting up late at night in his cardigan & undercrackers, vigorously mashing his biscuit-crumb-filled keyboard and slagging off everyone else's efforts despite a LEGO Minecraft 'Zombie Cave' set being beyond his own technical capability

57,468 · January 4, 2019

Howay. It's the season of compassion and goodwill.

2,187 · January 4, 2019

Slightly strange that everyone seems to be jumping on Felly for one slightly scathing post when we have hundreds of similar observations from one of the forum's 'big names' which seemingly go unchallenged.

Welcome to Autoshite.

108,850 · January 4, 2019

If total piss take is no longer welcome in this thread, my work is done here.

5,553 · January 4, 2019

There's taking the piss, and there's taking the piss.

It's one good reason to come here.

3,428 · January 4, 2019

You're all a bunch of cunty neckbeards. Everyone's equal here.

2,187 · January 4, 2019

Exactly, the car evaluations in this thread genuinely cheer me up!

5,383 · January 4, 2019

Oh, I encountered the village idiot of Hadlow, wherever that shithole is.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Spirit-1985-Rat-Rolls-MOT-FSH-Excellent-runner/264116856404

Disclaimer: Not this particular village idiot from Hadlow

Fortunately I have not yet seen this or I would probably crash my own car because I was laughing so much I couldn't breathe, so thanks for the warning. Thinks: might be a good way to die

3,428 · January 4, 2019

Disclaimer: Not this particular village idiot from Hadlow

Fortunately I have not yet seen this or I would probably crash my own car because I was laughing so much I couldn't breathe, so thanks for the warning. Thinks: might be a good way to die

I'll have two randoms please once you've bought it.

64,587 · January 4, 2019

£300 bubble. Canterbury. Sunroof sealed.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1977349052382207

5,383 · January 4, 2019

Your Porsche is our concern.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Porsche-924-2ltr-restoration-project-64k-been-dry-stored/223309506141

Two-tone Autoshite beige, what's not to like.

64,587 · January 4, 2019

Festa bonus. White. base-y. 2 digit plate. £650. Tunbridge Wells.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/368712380561257

5,383 · January 4, 2019

I'll have two randoms please once you've bought it.

It was bought for doing a charity event yet the seller makes no mention of the proceeds of the sale going to charity.

He is maybe a director of said charity and skimming over 60k a year in wages/fees as they all seem to do.

47,468 · January 4, 2019

That base fiesta is nice

7,683 · January 4, 2019

Festa bonus. White. base-y. 2 digit plate. £650. Tunbridge Wells.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/368712380561257

Perfect counterpart for the Mondeo base!

28,544 · January 4, 2019

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-Silver-Shadow-1972-Tax-Exempt-Believed-Ex-Noddy-Holder-of-Slade/332962962264?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170920101022%26meid%3D448465a8a2cb4ed6bcbc160125736adc%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D143078355393%26itm%3D332962962264&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow 1972 Tax Exempt (Believed Ex Noddy Holder of Slade)

Confirmed beyond all reasonable doubt.., Noddy's prints are all over this fucker.

I had an ironing board off someone who had it off the noisy cunt, condition was identical to this.

I was told that there was a possibility that Noddy Holder (Lead singer of Slade) may have been a previous owner. I have not been able to establish this fully; however, I do have an e-mail from a fellow e-bayer which confirms "the car did belong to noddy holder I owned it and I had it of the man who bought it of noddy holder...."

8,862 · January 4, 2019

26,077 · January 4, 2019

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2193015124358283

Mustang Sally?

thought this was just a load of stick on tat
but what is that on the V5

well it is a load of stick on tat but that is odd

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-AUSTIN-COOPER-S-TYPE-GARAGE-FIND/264114004555?hash=item3d7e6be24b:g:R5MAAOSwEcxb-
sqp

have some more photos
another ?
ok

been for sale many weeks. shown here loads of time. Wonder what is wrong with it?

64,587 · January 4, 2019

Perfect counterpart for the Mondeo base!

Lol, tempting. Not a single advisory on its recent MOT.

8,862 · January 4, 2019

V6 ZS last MoT expired 2015, £150 Scarborough WCPGW ?

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mg-zs-v6/1325546917

28,544 · January 4, 2019

£399 - Mazda 626 GLX 2.0 PETROL MANUAL, 1999/V REG, 128000 MILES, SHORT MOT

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-626-GLX-2-0-PETROL-MANUAL-1999-V-REG-128000-MILES-SHORT-MOT/123350693445?hash=item1cb8463645:g:F9sAAOSw8FtbjpBl:rk:1:pf:0

39,236 · January 4, 2019

Earlier, I posted this in the wrong thread. So, in a half arsed fashion typical of eBay adverts, here’s a screenshot of my post.

You’re welcome.

39,236 · January 4, 2019

Oh. And can we all play nicely? "The People* vs Felly" is one of the few times I've genuinely felt uncomfortable on here.

Great stuff.

Here's the business end of a Lada for us all to mutally crywank to.

Two large at time of posting. Ironically, the pictures show the car to be TOO large for the camera lense.

eBay tat volume 3.

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