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Am I alone in thinking 'Nice Cock'?

 

At least the big hens seem ok.

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This needs saving - 2002 Mitsubishi Galant - 100,000miles - Midhurst, England - £400

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/353084908594683

 

Here I have my beloved Mitsubishi Galant for sale.

I was planning on keeping the car and rebuilding the engine which needs a new head gasket as it says online that there are only 90ish of these V6 Elegance models left in the U.K. Of only 500ish Galant's, making this a reluctant sale.

It's also finished in the rare factory mauve purple.
The body work is ok-to good condition but could do with a detail.
It has full dark leather interior with the factory option MOMO Mitsubishi leather steering wheel.

All interior is absolutely MINT and that is no exaggeration. It's like new.

It has the 4 speed auto/semi-auto (Tiptronic) gearbox which is very smooth. It basically has the normal P-R-N-D but if you move the gear knob over to the +/- to change gear yourself for when you need that extra oomph.
This could be a very desirable and amazing car to drive if you have the time and know how to change the head gasket or even rebuild the engine.

As I mentioned I really wanted to keep the car but it needs to go asap as I don't have the space for it in the road I live down.
It's currently SORN so buyer would need to make their own arrangements
Private plate is worth around £400 and is included in price.
Grab yourself a diamond in the rough and possibly and investment as these cars are likely to appreciate in value at some point in the near future.

 

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cros Rank: Renault 16

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Am I alone in thinking 'Nice Cock'?

 

 

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Well now you mention it, and we shouldn't forget that pre-war US Austin's were Bantams.

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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I don't know what's worse, the bodywork on that Rogue Rover, or the hexagonal wooden steering wheel on that Transit.

Ah, it's meant to be a steering wheel, I thought it was a giant pretzel.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Okay, what's wrong with it?

 

 

 

How many litres of oil will it need ?

 

I don't care as long as it's not six litres in a lousy four cylinder badly enough designed to not have the guts to pull a fucking sausage off a bloody plate.

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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

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You'd think Joan Cooper Clarke would at least try and smile.

Indigestion (ate him *John)
Matty Rank: Lancia Gamma

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You'd think Joan Cooper Clarke would at least try and smile.

I know. I've noticed a lot of eBay sellers are resorting to draping sexy women over their cars in order to get a sale
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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Okay, what's wrong with it?

 

 

 

 

It runs then cuts out when hot. Had a load of electrical things changed now the lad has thrown the towel in in a rage. Probs already sold now. It was only 700 quids.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/plant-tractors/combine-harvester/1324928392

 

I drove my tractor past your shed last night
My tractor threw its leg out of the bed trying to keep quiet
Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need

Cos I've got a fucked old combine harvester and i'll give you the key
We found each other on eharmony
Oh I got 80 cash 2nite mate but you want £1500
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester, buy it and i will give you the key.

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davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

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My mum had one of these, T plate, 1.2 8v, think it was bought new, or nearly new. 

 

It was a great little car. Think they still look really smart, I love the lights in the pillar which were quite a cool feature at the time.

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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re: the Punto - Yep, and with decent rust prevention a really decent town-driving 90's daily driver. Superior to the Fiesta in many ways.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/plant-tractors/combine-harvester/1324928392

 

I drove my tractor past your shed last night

My tractor threw its leg out of the bed trying to keep quiet

Now somethin's tellin' me, that you'm avoidin' me

Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need

 

Cos I've got a fucked old combine harvester and i'll give you the key

We found each other on eharmony

Oh I got 80 cash 2nite mate but you want £1500

Now I've got a brand new combine harvester, buy it and i will give you the key.

I nearly bought an old Class combine about 15 years ago at a farm auction for £150, they had 2 both running and driveable. The only reason we didn't was we were unable to talk a farmer mate into driving it the 50 miles home.

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