Jump to content

eBay tat volume 3.

Ross_K

By Ross_K
in AutoShite

 Share

Recommended Posts

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

Posted
Posted

There was a car called Twenty Five

It was built during a project named Drive

The car was a flop

The engines went pop

But at least it helped Rover survive

 

Low mileage, 7 months MOT, £200.

 

post-13750-0-54877700-1535546775_thumb.jpg

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-7-months-mot-low-milage-spares-or-repairs/1311641397

 

post-13750-0-78167900-1535546789_thumb.jpg

 

"Started overheating about 1 week ago"

"Was going to get it looked at this week as back from holiday, but someone has drove into the back while we were away"

"can't be bothered now"

 

post-13750-0-24892700-1535546812_thumb.gif

 

post-13750-0-23761500-1535546843_thumb.gif

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

Posted
Posted

If only the car wasn't so far away from anyone who fits windows.

 

 

Probably just received the quote from there for replacing all the glass and thought "fuck that" so on Gumtree it goes!

 

I wonder who they annoyed enough to get all their windows broken in the first place?

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

Posted
Posted

I wonder who they annoyed enough to get all their windows broken in the first place?

Probably one of Warren.T.Claim's fare dodgers and he just invoked the penalty charge clause. With a shovel.

Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

Posted
Posted

There's a decent bit of engine work been done on this sweetheart, but there is a bit of underbody corrosion. It's only limited to all the metal bits mind.

 

post-13750-0-57227700-1535550520_thumb.jpg

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/mk1-vauxhall-astra-spares-or-repairs/1311597348

 

"Attempted to repair the floor myself"

 

post-13750-0-46368300-1535550538_thumb.jpg

 

post-13750-0-61779900-1535550566_thumb.gif

 

To be fair, it's no worse than I'd have done with cornflake boxes and parcel tape.

  • Conrad D. Conelrad, Jim Bell, MorrisItalSLX and 9 others
  • Like 12
Bucketeer Rank: Renault 16

Bucketeer

Posted
Posted

£285 floppytop.

 

post-13750-0-26279100-1535555678_thumb.jpg

https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab-9-3-convertible-spares-or-repair/1311458273

 

"Turbo has gone on it"

"Could be a good car to someone who noes what they are doing"

 

My dog has no noes.

How does he smell?

Well he uses his remaining main olfactory system to detect airborne substances and his accessory olfactory system to sense fluid-phase stimuli.

oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

Posted
Posted

There's a decent bit of engine work been done on this sweetheart, but there is a bit of underbody corrosion. It's only limited to all the metal bits mind.

 

attachicon.gif$_58 (4).JPG

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/mk1-vauxhall-astra-spares-or-repairs/1311597348

 

"Attempted to repair the floor myself"

 

attachicon.gif$_58 (3).JPG

 

attachicon.giftenor (3).gif

 

To be fair, it's no worse than I'd have done with cornflake boxes and parcel tape.

That's class. Didn't know you could no more nails your garden waste bin lid on upside down as a spare wheel well.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

Posted
Posted

Do you have a yearning to own something even more bland and forgettable than Wilson2's Suzuki... err... thingummy?

 

Step right this way, Sir.

 

s-l1600.jpg

  • Cavcraft and Jim Bell
  • Like 2
adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

Posted
Posted

Nissan Sunny N13 JDM

 

post-20295-0-66963600-1535561010_thumb.jpg

 

Very concise description:

"Nissan Sunny N13. Recent MOT failed. Has been in the family for 6 years. It has been a very reliable car. Good engine."

 

Rather a long fail list (not included in the Ebay listing):

Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):
Nearside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (5.2.3 (e))
Offside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (5.2.3 (e))
Front Brake disc in such a condition that it is seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
Repair immediately (major defects):
Nearside Front Anti-roll bar linkage pin or bush excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))
Offside Front Anti-roll bar linkage pin or bush excessively worn (5.3.4 (a) (i))
Offside Front Steering rack gaiter missing or no longer prevents the ingress of dirt (2.1.3 (g) (ii))
Nearside Rear Wheel bearing has excessive play (5.1.3 (a) (i))
Nearside Rear Wheel bearing rough when rotated (5.1.3 ( B) (i))
Offside Rear Parking brake inoperative on one side (1.4.1 (a))
Offside Rear Vehicle structure corroded to the extent that the rigidity of the assembly is significantly reduced inner and outer sill (6.1.1 © (i))
Parking brake efficiency below requirements (1.4.2 (a) (i))

 

£100.00
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Sunny-N13-JDM/253838161487?hash=item3b19eef64f:g:zCwAAOSwI2xbho4t

  • michael t and MorrisItalSLX
  • Like 2
davocano Rank: Citroen Ami

davocano

Posted
Posted

These have been giving me the horn of late. This one's £6500 or best offer which isn't terrible value for something this cool. Oddly selected interior shots suggested the 'reupholstered' seats aren't quite the ticket though.

 

s-l1600.jpg

s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-1975-200-8-W115-Manual-4-Door-Saloon/283113157375

 

Went through Historics in 2014.

https://www.historics.co.uk/buying/auctions/2014-11-29/cars/1975-mercedes-benz-200-saloon/?p=

adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

Posted
Posted

1987 austin montego

 

Second from top trim level, it's not clear if it comes with all the stickers or not.

 

post-20295-0-70552500-1535561884_thumb.jpg

 

post-20295-0-68657600-1535561888_thumb.jpg

 

Another brief description:

"advertised on other sites. beautiful Austin Montego Mayfair . lived in spain - no rust.  must be seen to be appreciated ."

 

£1,500.00
Reserve not met
0 bids

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-austin-montego/232909439355?hash=item363a7c017b:i:232909439355

  • somewhatfoolish and MorrisItalSLX
  • Like 2
Remspoor Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Remspoor

Posted
Posted

Are you brave enough to try and tame all thirteen horsepowers in this MOTless £250 Microcar?

 

attachicon.gif$_58 (4).JPG

https://www.gumtree.com/p/microcar/microcar-virgo-bargain/1311701894

 

 

"Nice clean gearbox"

 

"Good strong engine"

 

"Engine doesn't have a spark"

 

attachicon.gifConfused-animated-Don_Adams-Get_Smart-maxwell_smart__confused.gif

They are classed as coches sin permiso in Spain. You do not need a drivers license. They are fudgenutting dangerous as some roads we travel at 100 max (yer yer) and these only go slower than a tractor and can hardly be seen.

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-sin-carnet/

 

The rustiest (and cheapest) 350Z I have seen so far:

 

$_86.JPG

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-350z-gt/1311746843

You could start a YT channel The cheapest XX car in the UK.  We could beat the yanks at their own game.

  • Bamboocarman
  • Like 1

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...