eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-Van-F4-4x4wd/283131125581

 

 

 

Whoa!

[Supernaut]

Would Sir like another one?

 

werty.JPG

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Laser-1995/SSE-AD-5629899/?Cr=1

Fuck yeah! That's awesome. If only it wasn't so far away.

[RobT]

If this was an automatic it'd be my forever car.

 

 

Spring mount needs welding for the MoT, as does the outer seal...

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/classic-car-1991-vauxhall-cavalier-8-valve-starts-and-drives-well-92-000-miles-car-located-in-gra/1311953896

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-victor-fb-vx490/223122310825?hash=item33f32046a9:g:PDsAAOSwk6dbhpbm

[64A60]

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1030427

[RobT]

 

Unique paint job!!

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-estate/1311929737

[mercrocker]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-fhc-solid-roof/253839211918

 

Brilliant!  I actually thought that was a wittily substituted picture on your behalf.....

[mercrocker]

 

 

What does that even mean?

 

Usually that the seller might be a bit of a knob.

[doug]

Who was it that was looking for a big 4x4?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stonefield-4-x4-forward-control/183403186689

[Tamworthbay]

If this was an automatic it'd be my forever car.

 

Cav.JPG

 

Spring mount needs welding for the MoT, as does the outer seal...

 

2142qd.jpg

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/classic-car-1991-vauxhall-cavalier-8-valve-starts-and-drives-well-92-000-miles-car-located-in-gra/1311953896

So he’s blown a seal then?

 

 

 

Best not tell the wwf.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-granada/192642276958

 

 

lowered 40 mil ate front

 

It's usually the rust that eats the front of these, not the lowering.

[Junkman]

Them septics did 90s shite better than we did.

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1999-Ford-Taurus/Used-Car/Deland-FL/10095421/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/2001-Saturn-SL/Used-Car/Deland-FL/10087428/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1999-Plymouth-Breeze/Used-Car/Deland-FL/718586/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1997-Oldsmobile-EightyEight/Used-Car/Deland-FL/718580/Details.aspx

[cort16]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

Unique Camper Van Conversion-Citroen Relay- One Off-Bespoke Scandinavian Style

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

[cort16]

Interesting gear knob

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/2332733153408962/?sale_post_id=2332733153408962&rt=11

[bigstraight6]

And there appear to be 3 huge fingers on the passenger seat...

[Matt]

Another contender for the lazy bastard of the day award... yes that's the only picture..

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-POLO-Automatic-1-4-blue-4-door-sunroof-1998-long-MOT-80-000-miles/273431079697?hash=item3fa9c32b11:g:jcUAAOSwxipbRIj8

 

 

Why do so many of these have a dent in the rear valance just to the right of centre?

[Cavcraft]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

 

No.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Traffic-DCI-LWB-Day-Van-Surf-Camper-Custom-exhaust-Lowered-X5-Alloys/173503936955?hash=item2865a3f9bb:g:BgwAAOSwTMZbh5Nl

[Cavcraft]

WHOOSH!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Duple-Lazer/283130818906?hash=item41ebe9715a:g:WOUAAOSwantbh6r1

[Kiltox]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

I was expecting this with a piss soaked mattress in the back

 

[Cavcraft]

Guy Keyboard Warrior

 

 

 

ALBIONS SUCK M8

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Guy-warrior/323420889438?hash=item4b4d63215e:g:gKoAAOSwn4Vbhx15

[Cavcraft]

This is ace, looks like a fish that's been punched on the nose

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-MIDGET-QUIRKY-PICK-UP-AIR-CONDITIONING-ADVERTISEMENT-POTENTIAL/142911471308?hash=item21462ffecc:g:tsUAAOSwq-9bhZ9U

[busmansholiday]

WHOOSH!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Duple-Lazer/283130818906?hash=item41ebe9715a:g:WOUAAOSwantbh6r1

Very rare, new in 1984 to Larratt Pepper & Sons as YWP752, sold out to Yorkshire Traction not that many years later. Still in their colours and the badge on the side was theirs.

[New POD]

BILLY TO THE PHONES THAT ARE ALL SHIT IMMEDIATELY

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F323400447049

 

That is actually FLUCKLING BLIRILLIANT 300 fucking brake horse fucking power and steel wheels and what looks like CLUB interior. 

That is great. So much better than a 126 bhp coupe with black wheels for half the price. 

[davehedgehog31]

This is ace, looks like a fish that's been punched on the nose

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-MIDGET-QUIRKY-PICK-UP-AIR-CONDITIONING-ADVERTISEMENT-POTENTIAL/142911471308?hash=item21462ffecc:g:tsUAAOSwq-9bhZ9U

 

That is tremendous.

[Cavcraft]

This is in Newmarket, but not racing

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/142922075507?hash=item2146d1cd73:g:dgoAAOSwg6xbSPLQ

[Cavcraft]

BILLY TO THE PHONES THAT ARE ALL SHIT IMMEDIATELY

 

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F323400447049

 

Flip me, vicar, that's absolutely ace!

[Cavcraft]

Looks like a still from Crimewatch

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-rialto-trike/202420592580?hash=item2f21351fc4:g:ESYAAOSwH2tbbEqG

 

..of which there are a couple of standout offences. One being the trike, the other being the VWs over the road.

[New POD]

Flip me, vicar, that's absolutely ace!

 

Take one Cat C GSi with shell that's fucked due to rolling it into ditch and one Club with a knackered engine, and swap the relevant bits.  You've got to love the interchangable nature of GM bits. 

[Cavcraft]

It's a shame this isn't still a missile launcher, you could have aimed the fucker at the picture of a sea sick Peter Jones on the truck next to it.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-KM-WITH-MARSHALL-MT-CAB-1971-EX-RAF-MISSILE-LAUNCHER-EX-MOD/173504591931?hash=item2865adf83b:g:nGcAAOSwNDdbYaTE

[Cavcraft]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-Bongo-friendee-Spares-and-repairs-MOT-Failure/292704457492?hash=item44268b9314:g:ZIsAAOSwdohbiDtJ