Cavcraft Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 This looks MEGA. 12 months MOT (and 12 months tax, according to owner) and £500. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205/163221623118?hash=item2600c4514e:g:MboAAOSwoAVbcAPN ProgRocker, Skizzer, Amishtat and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/diahatsu-hijet-van/283123360984?hash=item41eb77a4d8:g:OsgAAOSwx0FbgYwz 'One of the good features of this van is the succulent conversion for LPG' pompei 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-grand-vitara-2l-2007-petrol-customised-with-sidesteps-bull-bars-sun-peak-4wd/1310982476 Alexg, Alanism and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Isn't that Camry 5dr utterly delightful? If I was in the position to I'd be adding that to my ultimate collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Hands up who wants to spend £2,999 on a car that looks like a scared computer mouse https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/modified-citroen-c2-1.4-custom-one-off-unique-show-car-/1303567683 'Proud and Passionate Purveyors of unique and classic motor vehicles' pompei and oldcars 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 LOOK at what is happening! That is Moses with his stick stretched out over the Red Sea. Those with him safely on the other side are the Dubbites. But Pharʹout,man and all his army are being drowned in the sea. Let’s see how this came about. As we learned, Pharʹout,man told the Lexuslights to leave Egypt after God brought the Wolfsburg plaque on the tailgate. About 600,000 Israelite men left, as well as many women and children. Also, a large number of other people, who had become believers in VAG, left with the Lexuslights. They all took their shit cars and alloy wheels with them. Before they left, the Dubberites asked the E-warriors for angel eyes and leather seats. The E-warriors were very much afraid, because of the last plague of Maltese Cross stickers, bonnet bras and fucking beanie hats. So they gave the Lexuslights everything they asked for, M8. After a few days the Israelites came to the Red Sea. There they rested. In the meantime, Pharʹout,man and his men began to feel sorry that they had sent the Lexuslights away. ‘We have let our slaves go!’ they said. So Pharʹout,man changed his mind once more. He quickly got his wank chariot Iveco, rigger boots and his HIAB ready. Then he began to chase after the Lexuslights with 600 stupid messages on Gumtree, as well as offers of swaps for Xboxes … Jehovah then told Moses to stretch his stick out over the Red Sea. When he did, Jehovah caused a strong east wind to blow. The waters of the sea were parted, and the tidemark waters were held up on both sides. Then the Angeleyelights began to march through the sea onto Three Counties Showground. It took days for the scores of VW sheep with all their rusty 'individual' glorified council vans with pallet beds to get through the sea to the other side. Finally, the E-warriors were able to see off the shite again. The Dub slaves were getting away! So they rushed into the sea after them. When they did, God caused the wheels of their chariots to fall off. How happy all Dub's ppl were to be saved, M8! The men sang a song of thanks to Cartakeback saying: ‘Scrap Price has almost won a glorious victory. He should have thrown this horse shit and it's creator into the sea.’ Moses’ sister Mirʹi·am (the one with the smashing tits), and all the women followed her with their top bollocks out. And as they danced with joy, they sang the same song as the men were singing: ‘Dulux has won a glorious victory. He has thrown paint over this monstrosity' https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/unique-custom-volkswagen-for-sale/1310255081 Mr A Lawrence, oldcars, DVee8 and 23 others 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Brilliant! oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Brilliant! Yep, it’s always a delight on Sunday mornings being entertained by Cavcrafts genius.. pompei and Remspoor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Rambler Rebel Ambassador YOGURT TRUCK HAS CRASHED https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Rambler-Rebel-1969/OAG-AD-15853359/?Cr=0 Amishtat, Disco Fever, morrisoxide and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 I need to keep of Facebook Marketplace Dangerously close to home for pennies. This can only end badly. Lacquer Peel, Supernaut, garethj and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 No idea how far Wanda and Dian live from you, but that bus equates to just £648.55 in 'real' money. Look forward to the collection thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Wanda and Dian live about 50 Kilometres from me (30 miles in 'fake' units), I have also caught this very bus many times due to my lack of financial stability. The only* fault in this plan is my licence, which includes a clause that means if I drove a bus a man/woman wearing a funny hat in a car with flasing lights will get very cross with me and take my bus away. Edit: After further research, I can tell you it is an 1993 Mercedes Benz OH1418 with a Custom Coaches 238 body. busmansholiday, Cavcraft and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Mouldy TVR You can imagine somewhere in Blackpool the day before the press launch. Okay, seats in, engine wired, stereo fitted.Erm, what about the fuel gauge, windscreen wiper switch and the air vent? Ah bollocks just stick them on the steering wheel we'll figure it out later. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201807318996714 Lacquer Peel, Cavcraft, Alanism and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Gipsy Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 ^^ Clever & brilliant - I'm still laughing oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Recycling Recycled skip. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/kitcar/192636689304?hash=item2cda0a9b98:g:wBgAAOSwq9ZbgGBK Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Austin X6 Tasman https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Austin-Tasman-Austin-Rover-Humber-Jaguar/142915938317?hash=item214674280d:g:~yoAAOSw5sBbgLR3Interesting car - but at the time that grille can have won few customers - was it a kind of reverse salesmanship. - 'look at us we make no nonsense cars'? That was the BMC way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-4-door-1959-restoration-project-barn-find/232904727476?hash=item363a341bb4:g:tEEAAOSwn4VbgcwfI’m amazed someone actually bought one of the fishing nets of lead. It’s the same as someone saying that because you need iron in your diet you should suck on a nail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike60 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Reliant Scimitar Se4b Coupe I like these in straight 6 flavour for no real reason, this one is a V6 though. Still would. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-scimitar-gt-coupe-se4b/253822536604?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 Junkman, holbeck and Remspoor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Interesting car - but at the time that grille can have won few customers - was it a kind of reverse salesmanship. - 'look at us we make no nonsense cars'? That was the BMC way.The Tasman was very bland but the posh version, the Kimberly, was a bit more exciting: But not much more. morrisoxide, Alanism, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Norton-850-Commando-Unregistered-US-Import-Barn-Find-Classic-Restoration/312221970975?hash=item48b1e1321f:g:zKcAAOSwQFZbfYb5 Looks like it would be "fun" to ride. Junkman and Alanism 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggersdog Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 is the numberplate trying to tell me somethinghttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Citroen-SM-Carb/132730533220?hash=item1ee75b3564:g:phAAAOSwvmxbY2pw Cavcraft, eddyramrod, Alanism and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 1992 Peugeot 405 2.0 sti auto - €3k https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/peugeot-405-stu-auto-1992/19667701 michael t and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 is the numberplate trying to tell me somethinghttps://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Citroen-SM-Carb/132730533220?hash=item1ee75b3564:g:phAAAOSwvmxbY2pwAt least it’s on carbs not the hilarious* fuel injection flame system. That seller also has a traction I’ve been keeping an eye one for over twelve months ( all he’s done is put the price up, not down ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Facelift diesel ZS going cheap. It's in Wales or I'd be tempted. Lacquer Peel, lesapandre, oldcars and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Turbokettle-powered ZT oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 The Tasman was very bland but the posh version, the Kimberly, was a bit more exciting: But not much more.Interesting car tho. I like these Aussie hybrids. The Austin A95 Yesminister was also sold as the Morris Marshall after minor cosmetic surgery - sold in tiny numbers though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Guy is selling a PC graduate Honda ped, and this Renner 4https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-4-gtl-rhd-renault-four-poor-mans-2cv-no-reserve/382547801648?hash=item5911a03630:g:PIEAAOSwBrBbfUUR Dirk Diggler, Alanism, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Probably not a particularly good idea, but I find these strangely appealing. 2.2PEZ TOP OF DA RANGE M8. It's quite a trot, can anyone tell me about these before I do something stoopid? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Croma-2-2-16v-Prestigio-5-door-2006-56-REG-FULL-12-MONTHS-MOT/202353205864?hash=item2f1d30e268:g:jFsAAOSw7XNbNKzp Supernaut and jumpingjehovahs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morrisoxide Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 Oh dear not another 5 series. I do like a 5 series though. Crap its a stones throw away! Rotherham you say... I could call in at Balby motor spares and get a boot floor on the way back. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Oxford-series-5-fintail-running-restoration-NO-RESERVE/173496787216?hash=item286536e110:g:IJMAAOSwtcZbgt1H The Reverend Bluejeans, Alanism, Remspoor and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted August 26, 2018 Share Posted August 26, 2018 I’m amazed someone actually bought one of the fishing nets of lead..... I'm amazed the classic car magazines still allow those things to be advertised.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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