eBay tat volume 3.

Just far enough away to resist... only just. Being diesel is also holding me back, I've been putting petrol in things since I was seventeen so I expect I would get it wrong and Mrs DSdriver has got it wrong before in the DS.

9,325 · March 5, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-Sceptre/263533849143?hash=item3d5bd76a37:g:tEwAAOSw0KJanZx7

Fuck, fuck, fuck, even if I can get rid of the Toyota HiAce and one of the MG's Mrs BMH would have my bollocks off if I bought this, no matter how much I love them.

15,089 · March 5, 2018

Just far enough away to resist... only just. Being diesel is also holding me back, I've been putting petrol in things since I was seventeen so I expect I would get it wrong and Mrs DSdriver has got it wrong before in the DS.

Yes, you've reminded me of when I put £2.20 worth of diesel in a petrol car. Think I got away with it....

62,995 · March 5, 2018

F*ck

Right

Off

(Even with the Junkman sticker on the back)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-beetle-RAT-LOOK/352297452683?hash=item520690848b:g:2ioAAOSwzK1anWnZ

Whenever I see something like this I have an almost irresistible urge to write "CUNT" on the bonnet using Kurust.

Would be interesting to see them try to do you for criminal damage actually. "But I was getting rid of the rust on his car, Officer. Rust on cars is a bad thing isn't it?"

131,609 · March 5, 2018

Or start a band off called the Beastly Boys and go round re-fitting VW badges to the front of 1980's Golfs and touching up Beetle bonnets. Once the court order has been lifted, of course.

17,682 · March 5, 2018

WTF? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Minor Morgue
Wrexham
£550
Okily....I got buggered around front left and center last time round when I was selling this pile......so....up for grabs, £550 firm, Morris 100 wrecker project. Front half is rover 100 with 1300 K series engine FWD.

Rear half started as a 4 door, and I cut this down and fitted a fake crane.
Will run and move under its own power if you fit a coil and a set of plug leads....I stole them off it to fix my transit.....
Vehicle is in Wrexham, 3 letter 3 number red. Non transferable

Is that an offer of £550 for anyone willing to take it away?

Cubing would be the safest option.

18,900 · March 5, 2018

Good God, it's a Comprex

Yo Saabnut, if I buy this can you pick it up and store it for me until Shitefest? Thx m8.

Storing it is no problem, the collecting bit, whilst not impossible, is not easy as Elgin is 90 miles from me across country...

43,522 · March 5, 2018

Rover 214si 13000 miles Classic

1 owner Genuine mileage with documented History No rust

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover214si-13000-miles-classic/1289453639

43,522 · March 5, 2018

There's a reason why the Comprex Supercharged diesel is "getting rare": Mazda didn't sell many in the first place. Also they were fuckin' slow; 75hp only just enough to get it off its arse. Interesting technological dead-end. Therefore perfect for AS Mazda botherers.

I suppose the 127 lb⋅ft at 2000 rpm helps it along though..

The Internet said

ultimately 150,000 Mazda diesel cars were fitted with a Comprex supercharger

Schoolday.

Have you bought it yet?

88,099 · March 5, 2018

19,000 mile Polo ruined by pound shop wheel trims

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-polo-19-000-miles-1-years-mot-/1289402881

5,032 · March 5, 2018

19,000 mile Polo ruined by pound shop wheel trims

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-polo-19-000-miles-1-years-mot-/1289402881

Did the scrappage scheme do these in? I swear they used to be everywhere but I saw one a few days ago and it stood out as an unusual sight.

15,089 · March 5, 2018

19,000 mile Polo ruined by pound shop wheel trims

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-polo-19-000-miles-1-years-mot-/1289402881

I wonder if the later ECU used on the current 6R Polo (85hp) would work on the older 6N (59hp)....?

EDIT: probably not as the later one is a 16v. There goes that idea....

13,392 · March 5, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-924-CLASSIC-CAR/382388238389?hash=item59081d7835:g:pOoAAOSw-o9anBOA

There can't be many Porsche 924s left at £1500 + make offer. Looks alright for the money. This is the bit you'll see from the drivers seat:

15,089 · March 5, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORSCHE-924-CLASSIC-CAR/382388238389?hash=item59081d7835:g:pOoAAOSw-o9anBOA

(my garages want to much for restore ,the car must go )

....says the seller, who also appears to run a Porsche Cayenne....

62,995 · March 6, 2018

Storing it is no problem, the collecting bit, whilst not impossible, is not easy as Elgin is 90 miles from me across country...

That's a gentle stroll by Scottish standards though, is it not?

62,995 · March 6, 2018

Here's a cheap Volvo 480 just down the road from me. Sadly the dashboard electrics appear to be shagged, and that makes me very, very scared indeed.

62,995 · March 6, 2018

Here is a 1-litre Daihatsu Charade with an LPG conversion. I am trying to think of a cheaper way of getting around, but thus far I am failing.

4,744 · March 6, 2018

This looks fantastic, I want it

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/96-Renault-Trafic-T1100D-SWB-band-van-minibus-66500-miles/162916901167

It looks amazingly solid under the bit of mould thats startding to grow on it. Been parked up for two years though so an ambitious collection mission I suppose

Anyone interested in this . I might be able to go and view it later today , I recognise the style of house in the background. Shame it wasn't posted up earlier . Somewhere in my overfull garage I have a set of headlights for one of these, not seen daylight for about 15 years . PM me if you want me to checkout any particular areas on the Rennie

4,744 · March 6, 2018

Here is a 1-litre Daihatsu Charade with an LPG conversion. I am trying to think of a cheaper way of getting around, but thus far I am failing.

What did they do with it between 09/16 and 08/17 , drive it through an acid bath on a weekly basis or shag the MoT testers granny !

2,662 · March 6, 2018

Here is a 1-litre Daihatsu Charade with an LPG conversion. I am trying to think of a cheaper way of getting around, but thus far I am failing.

there are some cars that you're just too embarrassed to present for an MOT at your normal garage so you have to use your 'side garage' and hope they don't laugh at you - here we have such a car. don't get me wrong if it wasn't hundreds of miles away I'd bid on it.

15,089 · March 6, 2018

Here is a 1-litre Daihatsu Charade with an LPG conversion. I am trying to think of a cheaper way of getting around, but thus far I am failing.

It looks as though it's been made ready for the Paris-Dakar rally....or some sort of comedy safari trip.

27,447 · March 6, 2018

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-TRIKE-Project-K100-525i-Unfinished-Barn-Find/323118771664?hash=item4b3b612dd0:g:3HoAAOSwid1anTpw

So they killed a motorbike and an E34 5 series in order to make that abortion, but what caught my eye even more is the Focus in the background!

It's like Hello Kitty meets Mad Max!

eBay tat volume 3.

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