eBay tat volume 3.

[Coprolalia]

Just realised the Singer and the Pug were posted by Junkman earlier this week.

EERRURRR.

Apologies Junkboss.

 

Anyway... this is fucking boss for £175 BIN 

N/A 1.9 XUD ZX. Good amount of test too.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/291715005698?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

 

 

 

Photographed around an old mine - check

Location with weird mining name - 'Wheal Busy' - check

 

Definitely Cornwall

[Supernaut]

It appears the South West's duffers have awoken from their fuel poverty induced hibernation and presented a fine haul of giant floaters for eBays toilet bowl of tat.

 

 

800 QUID!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/191827567950?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

 

For £100 more than that, I got my current car, with an MOT until next February. It also has a complete interior and an engine fitted to it!

 

That Hillman Husky estate is fucking awesome* value for money though.

[cort16]

Citroen Streetwise

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-C3-XTR-1-4-HDI-92HP-30YR-TAX-SLIGHT-REPAIR-NEEDED-DRIVE-AWAY-2004-/222064032456?hash=item33b40c3ac8:g:eBYAAOSwJQdW9FTd

[cort16]

Bonus points for no chrome arches.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-FORD-GRANADA-GHIA-IX-AUTO-BLUE-/252331758142?hash=item3ac025123e:g:D3oAAOSwZtJW9FVF

[cort16]

Looks good. Unfortunately requires a weldathon.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NPB-334L-/252332402411?hash=item3ac02ee6eb:g:zcQAAOSwLpdW9ShG

[cort16]

To be fair these are so shit to look at to start with it's not made it any worse.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RAT-ROD-CLASSIC-PT-CRUISER-/281979667709?hash=item41a74c44fd:g:Ys4AAOSwDuJWywe1

[cort16]

While my dangly mirrors gently weep.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-SIERRA-1-6-PINTO-5-SPEED-/141939692057?hash=item210c43d219:g:8~AAAOSws4JW8Dd1

[cort16]

Dear Deirdre, I really want one of these but really don't want to spend 4 grand on one.

Do you have any suggestions that don't involve spending the next 4 years welding up some rust filled crock of shite?

 

Love n kisses

 

cort16.

 

P.S Do you know of any good cures for my "friends" genital warts?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-ASTRA-GTE-8v-34000-MILES-RETRO-80s-HOT-HATCH-CLASSIC-MAY-PX-SWAP-/121935430026?hash=item1c63eb018a:g:J5gAAOSwr7ZW5zgr

[cort16]

These aren't a looker

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mitsubishi/04-mitsubishi-outlander-auto/1161370455

[cort16]

1500 quid new shape Gooner. 2.0 16v petrol too so highly desirable*

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/2008-renault-laguna-expression-2.0-16v-mot-october-two-owners-great-car-/1161261185

[nacho man]

You gotta admit they're a good looking motor.

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-laguna-estate/1160744909

 

Dci as well for extra shite bonus points.

 

 

Reliable Car 

 

  

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-diesel-1-8-/111947519229?hash=item1a109794fd:g:Qr8AAOSwGYVW9S8W

 

'Only for sale because my wife is Bernie Clifton'

[nacho man]

This is charming.

 

1.4 mind.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-miami-blue-309-1-4-66-000miles-gti-lookalike-non-sunroof-/172144293108?hash=item28149974f4:g:d6sAAOSwI3RW8rld

[Cheggers]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-205-diesel-1-8-/111947519229?hash=item1a109794fd:g:Qr8AAOSwGYVW9S8W

 

'Only for sale because my wife is Bernie Clifton'

It took me a while, but that's hilarious

[Christine]

 

 

http://www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/detail/motors/classic-cars/austin/maxi/173745

 

 

 

[skattrd]

I feel dirty for liking this, but its making my trousers twitch. 323 4x4 Turbo

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Mazda-323-4x4-Turbo/121934101249?_trksid=p5411.c100167.m2940&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140131123730%26meid%3D608322ad4b9741769fccf1ac31a6b48d%26pid%3D100167%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D3%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D172146221135

 

 

 

Nothing dirty about that, that is well fit.

[phil_lihp]

This is charming.

 

1.4 mind.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-miami-blue-309-1-4-66-000miles-gti-lookalike-non-sunroof-/172144293108?hash=item28149974f4:g:d6sAAOSwI3RW8rld

 

That's quite perfect, it's a good thing I don't have £1200 to throw at it, although that does seem a little steep anyway.  Still would though.

[Cavcraft]

£800 automatic

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Sunny-GS-1-6-auto-plus-similar-for-spares-/191835241273?hash=item2caa457b39:g:yLMAAOSwvgdW5FBb

 

Gearbox needs attention, which gazumps the free car that comes with it.

 

Verdict; Wouldn't.
 

[Kiltox]

405 dizzler anyone?

 

[cort16]

If I could only have one car for the rest of my life this definitely wouldn't be it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-escort-mk5-1-8-diesel-43-000-miles-not-ford-capri-not-ford-cortina-/111947771624?hash=item1a109b6ee8:g:7tsAAOSwBnVW9Yjk

[cort16]

not sure that spoiler is factory, or from any factory for that matter

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-DOLOMITE-BROWN-/121935731603?hash=item1c63ef9b93:g:dV4AAOSwBnVW9XU4

[cort16]

this has caused me a localised trouser incident

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Manta-1-8-Berlinetta-Swop-or-Px-/252332484419?hash=item3ac0302743:g:2ioAAOSwdU1W9XX4

[Cavcraft]

There once was a man from Wigan

Who's right arm was FSIE Micron can

He found a damp patch and gave it a poke

And now he has nothing 2 stroke

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Elddis-Hurricane-XL-/152027866003?hash=item2365912393:g:xXgAAOSwoBtW5V-1

[phil_lihp]

This is actually still in better condition than the Victor I 'bought' for £10 on eBay a couple of years ago, which had been in a garden for 30 years and was partially dismantled with a hammer for the 4 bits worth having off it.  Same colour, too.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Vauxhall-Ventora-Spares-or-repairs-/272182735526?hash=item3f5f5af2a6:g:cX4AAOSwHgVW8aZR

 

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BUBBLE-CAR-ROVIN-D3-MICRO-CAR-KLEINWAGEN/121932608699?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36244%26meid%3De849e27e377848048de2533c07e17121%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D172135724664

[anonymous user]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hesketh-Tripod-Prototype/401092944451?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36244%26meid%3D5d8a812d43bd410ea6cdff5c021199cc%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D152023807744

[Cavcraft]

Looks like a scene from a 1970's version of Dads Army 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-cavalier-mk1-barn-find-/301908772935?hash=item464b2a4847:g:nSoAAOSwu1VW5Hre

[Cavcraft]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hesketh-Tripod-Prototype/401092944451?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36244%26meid%3D5d8a812d43bd410ea6cdff5c021199cc%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D10%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D152023807744

 

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, that is just superb. Top find!

[Asimo]

Suitable for Mr Spigot and his mirror image friend.

Semi-auto Ami 8. 

http://fr.ww3.autoscout24.be/classified/280038542?asrc=st|as

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Minor-1000-/331813174305?hash=item4d419b3c21:g:~qsAAOSwzvlW9ZWD

 

Looks like he's tried to get his Labrador to pull it out of the garage for him.