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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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That one has stupid wheels on it but they're normally at least 1000 quid more (probably because it's fucked)

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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that 2 litre sierra sapphire, 8 valve engine and EFi, what is not to like. it is the i always wanted..... nice.

 

 

but look at this..... wibble wibble wibble.......

 

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this is nice. looks like the seller i having no luck at £3300 or what he was offering it at, and now the car is comng down to a more realistic price.

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1500, an estate and its reynard metallic. i love it.

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That "camper" is spectacularly hopeless.

 

You can cook, shower, crap and sleep in it.

 

So long as you chuck all your belongings outside in the mud and rain while you do it.

 

I imagine that white fluff interior staying clean for about 10 seconds.

 

3/10

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Here are some things I would do in preference to going on a 'holiday' in that campervan

 

  • become a vegan
  • join the conservative party
  • get involved in a 24-hr teabagging party exclusively for dustbin men
cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Here are some things I would do in preference to going on a 'holiday' in that campervan

 

  • become a vegan
  • join the conservative party
  • get involved in a 24-hr teabagging party exclusively for dustbin men

 

 

 

does this not sweeten the deal? 

 

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No didn't think so

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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What's wrong with that?

Well that depends what he thinks of the camper. Might be a recommendation?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Optare-Alerto-Party-Bus-Minibus-large-van-/231891079849?hash=item35fdc912a9:g:ZigAAOSwGYVW9kjO

 

 

'As you can see we've opted for more of a classy Limo style rather than the usual OTT theme these vehicles sometimes attract.'

 

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'As you can see we've opted for more of a classy Limo style rather than the usual OTT theme these vehicles sometimes attract.'

 

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'As you can see we've opted for more of a classy Limo style rather than the usual OTT theme these vehicles sometimes attract.'

 

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I've seen more class in a Martini soaked 64 year old dried up bint walking round Blackpool in her 17 year old pregnant great-great-granddaughter's string vest and no bra. Which is probably about the target audience for this hateful tart's fucking boudoir on wheels.

-57/10, couldn't do worse. 

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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My mate was recently on a stag do on one of these booze buses. It was a double decker one and there was a stag do up the stairs and a hen do down the stairs (some random hen do not the bride to be). After a few bottles of baby cham the groups mixed and the hen's had one of those standard hen do issue huge inflatable cock n balls that was getting thrown about the bus. The by now very pished stag took a swing at the air filled bobby just as the bus braked at a junction, the cock n balls moved and he hooked the bride to be right on the side of the face and nearly knocked her out. 

JayW Rank: Austin Maxi

JayW

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does this not sweeten the deal?

 

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No didn't think so

 

Only if she's got an 18 year old daughter that can join me in the back while mum holds the camcorder...

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