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HONDA LIFE 0.6 cc Turbo Petrol AUTOMATIC
## 2005Honda Life – Compact, Efficient, Reliable!
**Price:** £1495 **Mileage:** 85,000 miles **Location:** [LL18 1DD]
Are you looking for a reliable and economical vehicle that's perfect for city driving? Look no further than this 2006 Honda Life!
This compact kei car is designed to offer excellent fuel efficiency, easy maneuverability, and a surprisingly spacious interior for its size.
**Key Features:** - **Engine:** 660 cc, delivering smooth and efficient performance -
**Fuel Efficiency:** Excellent gas mileage, saving you money at the pump -
**Transmission:** Automatic, ensuring a hassle-free driving experience -
**Interior:** Comfortable seating for four, with ample headroom and legroom -
**Safety:** Equipped with airbags, ABS, and a robust build for your peace of mind -
**Convenience:** Power windows, power locks, and a responsive air conditioning system -
**Entertainment:** Factory-installed audio system with CD player

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Posted
5 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

always wondered , how much of these is Cortina????

Stretch floor pan & greenhouse is MK1.

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Posted
17 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

That is utterly, utterly fantastic.

Looks pretty solid in lots of places too. 

Posted
Just now, Rustybullethole said:

Looks pretty solid in lots of places too. 

Can see that doing way above their estimate.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

That is utterly, utterly  rotten.

FTFY

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Doesn't steer or brake well, one tyre is bad, leaks oil and some parts aren't properly attached. But yeah, you can totally drive it away!

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Good 2.5D banana engine drive's good apart from play in steering wheel I'm used to it but have steering box for replacement for MOT brakes are insufficient needs brake master cylinder replacement which I have you can drive it away now it will still stop you needs NS kingpin replacement have a complete front axle or you can just do the one kingpin a part from them one New tyre and a couple of bulbs 

 

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Date tested
17 July 2024
FAIL
Mileage
118,246 miles
Test location
View test location
 
MOT test number
3143 9400 2572
Do not drive until repaired (dangerous defects):
  • Steering box has excessive free play detected at the steering wheel to the extent that safe steering is affected (steering box fitted) (2.3 (a) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Outer Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (5.2.3 (e))
Repair immediately (major defects):
  • Nearside Front Headlamp aim too high (4.1.2 (a))
  • Offside Front Headlamp aim projected beam image is obviously incorrect (4.1.2 (c))
  • Front passenger door cannot be opened from outside the vehicle (6.2.3 (a))
  • Offside Rear fog lamp not working (4.5.1 (a) (ii))
  • Offside Front Axle king pin is loose in the axle beam (5.1.2 (d) (i))
  • Rear Brakes imbalanced across an axle (1.2.1 (b) (i))
  • Offside Front Shock absorbers insecurely attached (5.3.2 (a) (i))
  • Service brake efficiency below requirements (1.2.2 (a) (i))
Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):
  • Nearside Front Position lamp incorrect colour (4.2.3 (a) (i))
  • Offside Front Position lamp incorrect colour (4.2.3 (a) (i))
  • Steering box leaking oil (2.1.1 (e) (i))
Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):
  • Oil leak, but not excessive (8.4.1 (a) (i))
  • Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material all (1.1.11 (c))

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The Young Offender's Mum [CD 1]: Amazon.co.uk: CDs & Vinyl

I'd like to call the scrapyard in

and put and end to this fucking thing, if I could

Chrysler PT cruiser 2.2 CRD 2005 - Picture 1 of 21

lob a great big HIAB through it's sole

and become Britain's greatest shit car crushing Robin Hood

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My eyes are dim, they cannot see,

get us quick to A&E

but if you take me in that fucking thing,

you're gonna get your head kicked in

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Don't lose your Vento behind the shopping centre, son

Just remember, that's where  ME AN UR MUM

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Conifers cut and jet washing blag

double haircut like me grandad

read the stories in the news

fly tipping and rigger boot shoes

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Lock your nan up with your daughter

there's a limo coming to your back water

Blackpool bound with ale and fags

fill the back up with old slags

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Don't lose your Farina

to Standlake arena, son

Just remember

pre-68 will come

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Down the back of the local church

for the second time in life, love hurts

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soz I turned up 3 hours late

my dog has eaten the wheel trim M8

rolls royce - Picture 4 of 12

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I've been waiting here for bastard hours

where's my missus? fuck the flowers

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she's on the shoulder of me older brother

young offender's dubber

VW Splitscreen Wedding bus - Picture 4 of 21

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Don't lose your marbles

on eBay tonight, son

Just remember

the price of scrap has gone

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Posted
25 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

The Young Offender's Mum [CD 1]: Amazon.co.uk: CDs & Vinyl

I'd like to call the scrapyard in

and put and end to this fucking thing, if I could

Chrysler PT cruiser 2.2 CRD 2005 - Picture 1 of 21

lob a great big HIAB through it's sole

and become Britain's greatest shit car crushing Robin Hood

Chrysler PT cruiser 2.2 CRD 2005 | eBay

My eyes are dim, they cannot see,

get us quick to A&E

but if you take me in that fucking thing,

you're gonna get your head kicked in

2008 EX FRONTLINE AMBULANCE - Picture 1 of 23

2008 EX FRONTLINE AMBULANCE | eBay

Don't lose your Vento behind the shopping centre, son

Just remember, that's where  ME AN UR MUM

Voltswagon Vento - Picture 1 of 3

Voltswagon Vento | eBay

Conifers cut and jet washing blag

double haircut like me grandad

read the stories in the news

fly tipping and rigger boot shoes

2018 FORD TRANSIT L2 SINGLE CAB ALLOY TIPPER IDEAL TREE SURGEON VEHICLE EURO 6 - Picture 1 of 20

2018 FORD TRANSIT L2 SINGLE CAB ALLOY TIPPER IDEAL TREE SURGEON VEHICLE EURO 6 | eBay

Lock your nan up with your daughter

there's a limo coming to your back water

Blackpool bound with ale and fags

fill the back up with old slags

LINCOLN LIMOSINE 4.6 AUTO PETROL LPG**STARTS & DRIVES GEARBOX LEAK** - Picture 2 of 5

LINCOLN LIMOSINE 4.6 AUTO PETROL LPG**STARTS & DRIVES GEARBOX LEAK** | eBay

Don't lose your Farina

to Standlake arena, son

Just remember

pre-68 will come

austin a60 cambridge - Picture 1 of 9

austin a60 cambridge | eBay

Down the back of the local church

for the second time in life, love hurts

rolls royce - Picture 7 of 12

soz I turned up 3 hours late

my dog has eaten the wheel trim M8

rolls royce - Picture 4 of 12

rolls royce | eBay

I've been waiting here for bastard hours

where's my missus? fuck the flowers

VW Splitscreen Wedding bus - Picture 15 of 21

she's on the shoulder of me older brother

young offender's dubber

VW Splitscreen Wedding bus - Picture 4 of 21

VW Splitscreen Wedding bus | eBay

Don't lose your marbles

on eBay tonight, son

Just remember

the price of scrap has gone

TALBOT SUNBEAM BODYSHELL spares or repair not lotus rally chrysler - Picture 23 of 24

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does that Sunbeam technically class as a body shell?

Posted
On 26/09/2024 at 05:02, goosey said:

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Probably a scam ? 

Yeah or a misprint.

The redtop with rwd conversion bits etc must be worth way more £950 alone. 

Or she's caught him cheating etc and is selling it while he's away on a lads weekend 🤣🤣🤣.

Posted
7 hours ago, Schaefft said:

Basically a brand new '91 Accord, not cheap though!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/360075529774729/

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Absolutely pointless of course; if you use it all the value immediately evaporates, if you don’t then you’ve spent £10k on a large and not massively interesting ornament. Plus, tidy as it is, it’ll need a shitload of recomissioning work to replace just about every hose and seal as they’ll all have perished through lack of use. I’d find something else to be spending my (purely hypothetical!) £10k on…

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