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horriblemercedes Rank: Renault 16

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I like an Astra and I know this is a site for shite, but who gives a fuck about the name of a guy who bought an Astra 29 years ago and where he lived? 

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Dick Longbridge Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Longbridge

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12 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

I like an Astra and I know this is a site for shite, but who gives a fuck about the name of a guy who bought an Astra 29 years ago and where he lived? 

Poundland KGF, innit.

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500tops Rank: Citroen Ami

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Cheap Ami

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Unfortunately someone tried but failed to break into it a few months ago. They damaged the door lock and fortunately nothing else . Citroen UK said it might take several months for the new lock to arrive so the insurance company wrote it off to avoid having to pay for several months of car hire. 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/motorhome-details/202308090612576

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This isn't going to hang around at £695 BIN:

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I bought this car a few years ago from a local garage as a first car for my step son. He drove it around for a few weeks until his mother bought him a Corsa as he didn?t like old cars (idiot).

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166270259663

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goosey Rank: Renault 16

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1 hour ago, grogee said:

204bhp? Really? 

I had a 1990 Scorpio 2.0 auto. It wasnae fast

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People used to say that about 2.0 Ford Sierras with the DOHC 8v “it’s a cosworth engine mate but without the turbo” 😂

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Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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1 hour ago, Wack said:

16th birthday present ?

You can't drive those at 16 can you 

"As the Citroen Ami is officially classed as a quadricycle, it can be driven from the age of 16 using an AM licence".

So say the motoring press

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grogee Rank: Isuzu Florian

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2 hours ago, Wack said:

Thats a 2.9 v6

My point being, only the Cosworth V6s got anywhere near 200bhp, and that one is a 12v.

Ford V6s were famously anemic. The figure I found says 145bhp for the 2.9 12v injection engine. 

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TheOtherStu Rank: BL Wedge

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11 hours ago, Wack said:

16th birthday present ?

You can't drive those at 16 can you 

16  believe it or not on L plates.
It's a quadricycle with the same limits as a 50cc moped.

I can imagine that the insurance would be heavy.

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grogee Rank: Isuzu Florian

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2 hours ago, Schaefft said:

I like that way too much. Good price considering a reasonably long mot comes with it.

I do too. So much so I searched Ebay to see if there was a front wing in the right colour. (There wasn't) 

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Rust Collector Rank: Renault 16

Rust Collector

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18 minutes ago, grogee said:

Civic of the boxy variety with pleather but also induction kit m9. Terrible photos. 

£900 Nhants

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2004-honda-civic-type-s-20l/1463453674

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Doesn't seem like bad money for one of those with the K20 lump

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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

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2 hours ago, TheOtherStu said:

16  believe it or not on L plates.
It's a quadricycle with the same limits as a 50cc moped.

I can imagine that the insurance would be heavy.

As seen on another thread, don't bother with insurance...🤬

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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1 hour ago, M'coli said:

As seen on another thread, don't bother with insurance...🤬

If you aren't going to do that, just steal a car, clone the plates, and get yourself a false ID 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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29 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

Induction inlet buried deep in the engine bay letting in nice hot air. Easy way to reduce power .

Worse than that, as its taking in warmer air when it's stationary, as soon as you start accelerating, and getting colder air in, the transition will cause it to be less than smooth. 

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Isuzu Florian

BorniteIdentity

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Blimey. The photo-compression on here is so bad that it's hardly worth bothering with pictures any more, but let's try nonetheless.

@triggerposted this absolute babe up on Facebook earlier.  What a belter.

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/107715455755286/?media_id=2&ref=share_attachment

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Soundwave Rank: Citroen Ami

Soundwave

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4 hours ago, grogee said:

I do too. So much so I searched Ebay to see if there was a front wing in the right colour. (There wasn't) 

There's a breaker in the right colour, which appears to still have the appropriate wing... ;)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325282086933

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