eBay tat volume 3.

[rob88h]

8 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

I may be thick.... but what's the point????

She was just an innocent lady who happens to live at the address the fake seller is giving out. 
When I was speaking to her, we think the idea is people from further afield would be sending deposits to him to “secure” the car. It’s local folks who just went to see if it was real first that turned up and rang her doorbell. 

[Sham]

It's also possible, he's just collecting names, numbers, eBay handles etc. Of people he may want to target in future.

Either way, it's worth a gamble sometimes but be careful in future if your number or email are out there.

[richykitchy]

8 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Possible brave pills required.....or if you're @richykitchy you already carry your testes in a wheelbarrow....£345 so far, no reserve XM https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325297613192?hash=item4bbd3fa988:g:lU0AAOSwMFpi8B48

Mmmm, don't really like the S2, but it's a VSX trim (which isn't too bad), it's a KV plate (geek points for a Citroen from the late 90s), got CCC sticker and OEM mudflaps so makes the right noises.

Go for it. Not me, but someone else....get it done!

[Schaefft]

8 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Before I collapse this is pretty much the perfect Senator. 3.0 24V manual (ex-plod), except for one teeny thing.
It seems to be as rotten as a pear. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/295135082073?hash=item44b76bf659:g:h7gAAOSwHVJi7BQU#vi-desc-maincntr

Definitely a great parts donor for someone planning a manual conversion. Even with that being the case though I'm surprised that this will sell for close to a grand. I guess the cavalier alloys and maybe car are worth a good chunk, too?

[Vantman]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/821861952507719/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

 

 

 

[D.E]

Sparkly stick required

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1487779

[SmokinWaffle]

24 minutes ago, D.E said:

Sparkly stick required

https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1487779

 

@rantingYoofs steed. Buy a ticket! 

[wuvvum]

Turbocharged Mk3 fiesta.  I bet this is shit to drive.

[Asimo]

Yeah, but dangly-mirrors!

[sporty-shite]

16 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

Jaaaaaag looks nice currently £510RNM, Bolton, which is close to @sporty-shite... just sayin'.....
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/394198058902?hash=item5bc8090796:g:yAoAAOSw27Ri4Y~s

That is nice, but I know my bollocks are nowhere near big enough! 

[egg]

This guy needs to get on to Elon about the Cybertruck.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/386344209830101/

[blguy1975]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204067109911?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=EIvdal32T5q&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=lM94Vy76S1u&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[Yoss]

15 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

This highly convincing* 'Feraari' looks like it's still pissed from the night before

1988 Pontiac Fiero Feraari Kit | eBay

I thought that was Scimitar SS1 at first glance. That would have been even funnier with a Ferrari* body kit. 

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354219237147?hash=item52791c9f1b:g:5CoAAOSwsjdi9Xfb

great runner tax and not exempt….

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/175381473035?hash=item28d58ce70b:g:ni8AAOSwYT1i9nU8

[Rustybullethole]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195255815245?hash=item2d76274c4d:g:aIEAAOSwuv9ii6gH

[SH1TE]

1 hour ago, egg said:

This guy needs to get on to Elon about the Cybertruck.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/386344209830101/

How bleeding much🙄

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185529790617?hash=item2b326ff099:g:lr8AAOSw49di8Bf-

[D.E]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mitsubishi/mitsubishi-lancer-glx-96-000-miles-mot-october-2022/1439484515

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155111669459?hash=item241d603ed3:g:70EAAOSw0KFizrY1

 

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234643875549?hash=item36a1dd66dd:g:8qgAAOSwNj1i6CbZ

[SteersWithThrottle]

2 hours ago, blguy1975 said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204067109911?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=EIvdal32T5q&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=lM94Vy76S1u&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Offering a 12 month warranty on this seems a bold move on the seller's part

 

[cort16]

Morrisley morrisless

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/580449386792612/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[Cavcraft]

Things you don't see much any more, part one: Ford Cortina convertible.

Things you don't see much anymore, part two:  Martin and that Scottish bird off 'Homes Under The  Hammer' having a canoodle to act as a decoy whilst Liam Gallagher attempts to steal the front wheel. 

1963 ford consul cortina convertible 1500 With LOTUS steels | eBay

 

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/citroen-bx-van/31898101

RHD BX van in Ireland for €900

[cort16]

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Things you don't see much any more, part one: Ford Cortina convertible.

Things you don't see much anymore, part two:  Martin and that Scottish bird off 'Homes Under The  Hammer' having a canoodle to act as a decoy whilst Liam Gallagher attempts to steal the front wheel. 

1963 ford consul cortina convertible 1500 With LOTUS steels | eBay

 

The seats in that are really odd I wonder what they're out of. 

[Cavcraft]

1981 Ford Cortina Estate Mk5 205 pinto | eBay

Number plate is a handy guide to where it's been parked for the last 15 years.

[Cavcraft]

1 minute ago, cort16 said:

The seats in that are really odd I wonder what they're out of. 

 

Look almost plush Renault or Rover, bit of an oddity aren't they?

[cort16]

1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

Look almost plush Renault or Rover, bit of an oddity aren't they?

They do  look kind of french the weird split knee bolsters I don't think I've seen on anything before.

[Cavcraft]

How about a non-binary gender fluid (dust) pan sexual Cortina that identifies as a Lotus?

Ford Cortina Mk1 2 Door Air Flow Lhd - Restoration Project | eBay

(Vendor seems to have a number of rusty but ace old motors)