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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Cheap floppytop TT in need of some loving.

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needs a new back window / roof and some paint work where the horses have eaten it.

I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

....I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

I wonder if it might be something to do with an iron deficiency....

Some horses will generally try to taste anything to satisfy their curiosity. That might include metallic paint. 

BeEP Rank: Renault 16

BeEP

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49 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

100NX, just out of MOT.  Just up the road from me too.

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Impressive failure list back in March though, since when it just qualified for a covid extension on the previous test!

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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17 minutes ago, BeEP said:

Impressive failure list back in March though, since when it just qualified for a covid extension on the previous test!

It's a long list but most of them are minor bits.  A couple of bits of welding on the sills (normal for these...) and a new cat look to be the only major points.  

(I'm still not going to buy it though, because I have nowhere to put it.)

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Where's @RichardKso I can show him this and then give him a dead arm?  #YELLOWCAR

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Sweet Jesus

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I love these old things.  New face on an old arse.  It's like Katie Price.  Probably had fewer riders too.

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202010205220209?atmobcid=soc3&fbclid=IwAR0r1Xjhyxkjj1ZZKnHKfPJzWn8rI73IhamrkJp3J3xiQ-okcvbGMedNJQ4&modal=photos

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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5 hours ago, The Vicar said:

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1284784

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Check out this curious old thing - A190 Avantgarde that has seemingly had every option box ticked when new

I would love to see something like this preserved for the sake of posterity more than anything else, but I suspect the owner will be waiting a while before he or she gets £1500 for it with a broken gearbox

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That's the evidence you need to know this it is worth 2/10th of an Aldi Chocolate santa, because it has the chocolateteapot CVT box.  Runafucking way.org 

53k is about 2/3rds of the usual mean time to failure, but advert mentions 2 lady owners, and IAM qualifications and a Merc main dealer, so i rest my case for the prosecution.  Please execute. 

 

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Needs attacking with the name on the tank

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-Whizzer-Moped-motorcycle-Ideal-for-fun-or-Shop-window-display-and-Man-cave/293830496515?hash=item4469a99103:g:9~AAAOSwZ5VfrrOY

 

'must have a electrical fault'

 

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Given that it seems to have been wired up by an ecstasy fuelled chimp using the loom from a fucking 1933 kettle, it's hardly surprising.

 

'Classified ad price: £1,200.00'

 

Manual of Good Luck: A One Day, Do-It-Yourself Workshop Designed to Produce an Overnight Miracle in Your Life: Elliot Sobel: Amazon.com: Books

 

 

 

 

 

 

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nomiST Rank: Austin Maxi

nomiST

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3 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap floppytop TT in need of some loving.

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I wasn't aware that Audi silver paint was considered a delicacy by our equine friends.  @Tadhg Tiogar are you able to enlighten us?

I worked with a lass who had spent a summer counting Dartmoor Ponies, on Dartmoor of all places.  The ponies had gnawed the paint from the bonnet of her Volvo V90 like very very big squirrels.

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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1 hour ago, New POD said:

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That's the evidence you need to know this it is worth 2/10th of an Aldi Chocolate santa, because it has the chocolateteapot CVT box.  Runafucking way.org 

53k is about 2/3rds of the usual mean time to failure, but advert mentions 2 lady owners, and IAM qualifications and a Merc main dealer, so i rest my case for the prosecution.  Please execute. 

 

 

Just love the last paragraph in the description,

"I am looking for a good home for her and have priced her at £1,500 accordingly. The MoT runs out on 21/11/2020. I need a car so I’ve sadly had to replace her."

I know a good home for it, there's plenty of local scrappies who'll give her £15 for it.

 

KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

KruJoe

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35 minutes ago, Shite Ron said:

Talbot-Horizon, ... not quite tempting enough for me 

Oh go on!
It'll be MOT exempt in the new year so nowt* to worry about!

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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35 minutes ago, KruJoe said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-xantia-estate/303765100284

I actually thought that was my old one at a glance, and was thinking 'come on, it's not that bad...' That one is quite bad. I reckon I'll have a bid though just for the alloys and the bonnet which has much better paint than mine. Front wings would replace the dented ones on my 'other' car if we ever get that far, too. Hmmm

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hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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8 hours ago, willswitchengage said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-space-cruiser-lots-of-history-project-barn-RARE-CAR-AND-WELL-WORTH-DIONG/293828511779?hash=item44698b4823:g:Q8gAAOSwQgVfeav~

I actually really like this and it's nearby. However it's been on sale for months and I'm not sure of the seller's approach of sounding more a cunt as he becomes more desperate to sell.

how many diongs to the pound :D

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-cargo-PRB-horse-box-for-spares-or-repair/254777052910?hash=item3b51e54eee:g:ruoAAOSwCxtfrn-a

 

'Absolutely heart broken about what's happened to the front end. It was a perfectly good horsebox and daily driver, until some absolute shit stain on society caused that to happen.  Oh, it's been involved in an accident as well'

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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1 minute ago, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-cargo-PRB-horse-box-for-spares-or-repair/254777052910?hash=item3b51e54eee:g:ruoAAOSwCxtfrn-a

 

'Absolutely heart broken about what's happened to the front end. It was a perfectly good horsebox and daily driver, until some absolute shit stain on society caused that to happen.  Oh, it's been involved in an accident as well'

I know someone with a good spare grille for that ;)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is no ordinary Streetwise. This is a Streetwise with a BFO engine management light on the bonnet.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Streetwise-1-4-no-mot-2004-54plate/313299384567?hash=item48f21938f7:g:OBwAAOSwrYJfqrFl

hairnet Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

hairnet

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i was looking for thunderbirds (not the one you think) and this was in the 'hey look at these' at the bottom (was also looking at grab vans too :D )

https://www.ebay.com/itm/1948-Chevrolet-Sedan-Delivery-Delivery-Van/313290312749

 

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