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Matty Rank: Lancia Gamma

Matty

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Can't do links but just seen a v-reg banana transit on eBay. 10000 miles £17500. The thing that I don't get (apart from the obvious - if old vans are really your thing I haven't seen a mark one with floor hinged pedals make that on the bay) it's got a dent in the bonnet. A BIG fucking dent in the bonnet. £17500. They've even highlighted it in the photos. I fucking give up. If someone buys that for the asking price then life's not fair.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Can't do links but just seen a v-reg banana transit on eBay. 10000 miles £17500. The thing that I don't get (apart from the obvious - if old vans are really your thing I haven't seen a mark one with floor hinged pedals make that on the bay) it's got a dent in the bonnet. A BIG fucking dent in the bonnet. £17500. They've even highlighted it in the photos. I fucking give up. If someone buys that for the asking price then life's not fair.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-100-SWB-Diesel-Panel-Van-V-reg-1999-10-110-genuine-miles/292782994132?hash=item442b39f2d4:g:6AAAAOSwszFbzdKj:rk:45:pf:0

 

Brilliant vans, but an utterly ridiculous price. Anyone with that sort of money to spend is going to get a brand new one for £17,527 (or whatever) not piss about with an ancient Di. Low miles or not, that's £4,000-£5,000 on a very very good day.

Tamworthbay Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Tamworthbay

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lightspeed-magenta-kit-car-project/202477343458?hash=item2f249712e2:g:eOsAAOSwBQ9bqTEf:rk:29:pf:0

 

And you'll all be glad* to know that 'Lightspeed Magenta' is an anagram of 'aghast, pelted minge'

Shit Billy I have think,you have won with that one. How in the name of all that’s holy has it been bid to £67? What a fucking heap.
Squire_Dawson Rank: Renault 16

Squire_Dawson

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I came across one of those mobile catering vans in Machynlleth. It was selling falafel, whatever that is. The falafel van was completely devoid of patrons.

  • Ghosty, Junkman and mercrocker
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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...and it can go back in storage, for it is the wrong colour!

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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A povvo (well with pinstripe) spec 1.4 is a rare thing indeed, I bet it flies (or flew)

 

Imagine the renewing it needs though. 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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A povvo (well with pinstripe) spec 1.4 is a rare thing indeed, I bet it flies (or flew)

 

Imagine the renewing it needs though.

Some air and jump leads and then straight to the MOT.

  • Junkman, lesapandre and Braddon81
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SmokinWaffle Rank: Renault 16

SmokinWaffle

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Oooh. Me likey. I have a weird attraction to Lourves. so 80's. That's just the right faded yellow exterior / baby poop brown interior too.

 

 

Weird facelift that we didn't get in the UK?

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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1.8 Chamade with Sercks!

 

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201810221721300?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&make=RENAULT&year-from=1990&year-to=2000&model=19&sort=sponsored&price-to=500&postcode=sw97qe&radius=1500&advertising-location=at_cars&page=1

 

£500 price is aspirational mind, considering the last MoT was in 2016.

lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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Some air and jump leads and then straight to the MOT.

Knowing these AX Citroens  that'd probably be fine. The handbrakes often stick so a little freeing off may be necessary but these are tough cars. A 1.4...if it really is a 1.4 is rare. Good fun - the Scottish location rules it out for me. But a cracking buy for someone.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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505 and 262 in Oz, phwoar.

 

Importing from Oz, I assume it's the same as from anywhere else, just a longer boat journey for the vehicle?

  • MorrisItalSLX
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SierraMikeHotel Rank: Renault 16

SierraMikeHotel

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This looks like a lot of car for not a lot of money, they look gopping but I had the same engine in my 407 and it was reasonably rapid with excellent economy.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-C5-2-0-HDI-Exclusive/132822430391?hash=item1eecd572b7:g:-SMAAOSw1tNbxk1l

 

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I'm really torn with these. I suspect I'd really like them as a car but they are just SO ugly. I keep looking at them and turning away...
  • Bamboocarman and davehedgehog31
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davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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I'm really torn with these. I suspect I'd really like them as a car but they are just SO ugly. I keep looking at them and turning away...

I'm much the same. They look like such a comfy beast. Absolutely fucking hideous though.

 

Our very own Mr Wobbler enjoyed it;

 

 

I'm in for three roffles tomorrow, so need to resist the urge to put a low bid on that gold one.

  • oldcars and Bamboocarman
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S2000 Rank: Citroen Ami

S2000

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I'm wanting to fuck my neighbours off as he cleans his 'Musketer' on a regular basis so have been thinking of a converted builders van or some heinous piece of shit / carbuncle to set the tone of the neighbourhood a little...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-campervan-long-wheel-base/352491813636?hash=item5212263b04:g:CWkAAOSwiiVbyzsA:rk:15:pf:0

 

i know what you are all thinking, how can such craftsmanship be seen outside of a Sunseeker or Roman Versace Caravan. I told my missus her pussy can get in and out the flap to and we can spend many an hour in lay-bys waiting for Greenflag.....

 

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