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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-zx/1318404930

 

ZX estate for £100. Only one photo and hardly any info in the description.

Fancy exhaust though

Not far from me, and it's diesel.

 

However, the MOT expired in July. The MOT history itself isn't particularly worrying though. The ad says 70k miles but it's actually done closer to double that.

 

 

EDIT: Just sent the seller a message "Hi I'm texting about the Citroen ZX on gumtree. Do you have any more pictures? How much MOT does it have?" Let's see...

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Another of those cars you could park on your drive and never get tired of looking at

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-corsair-v4-1700-1966-restoration-Project/332852223484?hash=item4d7f89ddfc:g:JGQAAOSwA~1bt-x~

 

What a fantastic image.......My Grandad lived in one of those Airey houses and there was always a mouldering 50s/60s car belonging to one of my Dad's brothers in the front garden.  I hope who ever buys that Horsehair leaves it looking like that.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Everybody bangs on about Billy Ocean's hit 'Caribbean Queen' originally being titled 'European Queen' but how many people know Mr Ritchie's real surname and remember his first hit 'Oh what a feeling, when we're going diesel thieving'?

 

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-Seddon-Atkinson-201-Tanker/264006380789?hash=item3d7801acf5:g:~E8AAOSwoydWlk~1

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Scammell-125-ton-Contractor/302932816104?hash=item468833f0e8:g:H0gAAOSw4vpb0NuN

 

'Scammell 125 Ton Contractor...proved it's mechanical ability still at GDSF this year' 

 

 

We've got a 19 stone contractor at work, who proved his mechanical ability still this year by crashing the fork lift truck.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'999, what's your emergency?'

 

Alright love, can you get to Bristol asap. it's urgent?

 

'It's ok, it's ok, calm down and tell me what's happened?

 

My husband's bought a shit Transit off ebay and he collapsed when he got there

 

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'What's wrong with that?'

 

Primary fuel Type: Petrol

 

'We'll be there as soon as we can, love, try and keep him talking' 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Ford-Transit-Ambulance/372480358635?hash=item56b98f38eb:g:x3EAAOSwr~tb0N62

 
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BeEP Rank: Renault 16

BeEP

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I owned that briefly 4 or 5 years ago.  Put the correct spec engine in (it came with an Austin/Morris spec rather than the uprated MG one), then sold it on to a chap a couple of villages away as it needed most of the sills replacing.  He brought it back to show me a couple of months later, pleased as punch with the job he'd done of repairing everything with Isopon's finest, including the sills, and respraying it with the white roof (it was originally all red).  Turns out he ran his own MOT testing garage,,,

 

Wonder if all the filler's still hiding under the shiny paint.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Looks alright by I smell a rat

 

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Aha...

 

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'car was lifted onto lorry so front door frames and gutter trim damaged'

 

Soz M8, don't want it then.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-xj6-series-1-4-2-auto-spares-repair-1972-project-kit-car-or-breaking/362468288408?hash=item5464cb2798:g:2YkAAOSwVEFb0cvn:rk:31:pf:0

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'999 what's your emergency?'

 

Yeah, can't open my car bonnet.

 

'That doesn't really sound like an emergency flower, what's your name I'm going to report you?'

 

It's Emma Bunton, I'm just in the middle of filming a sex scene with myself and Cameron Diaz in Darlo'

 

(two minutes later)

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Vogue-2010-Superchared-Kit-Spares-Repairs-Parts-Export/253947747873?hash=item3b20771e21:g:R9QAAOSwds9b0C2-:rk:33:pf:0

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Things you're fucked if you can remember Ferrari making, part 662.7: A car that looks like one of those curly red fish things you used to find in Christmas crackers.

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-based-kit-car-MX-5-MX-250-Rwd-sports-convertible-Ferrari-Tribute-Replica/123445677604?hash=item1cbdef8e24:g:0pUAAOSwaIpbzyuy:rk:47:pf:0

 

'Body isn't perfect'

 

Nothing wrong with your eyesight then M8

 

'Overall looks presentable'

 

Whoops, spoke too soon.

 

'Some of the miles are KMS'

 

So they're not miles then.

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busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Have a fantastic felt pen drawing of a truck with pictures of Michael Jackson bringing some flowers round to his dear old mum's.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mammoth-major-Mk5-1965/223202335821?hash=item33f7e55c4d:g:4wIAAOSwi5hb0I0b

To me, who likes AEC's and has a motorhome, this is the ultimate solution.

 

Unfortunately, Mrs BMH didn't look impressed.

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64A60 Rank: BL Wedge

64A60

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Geordie registered 'Tina

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-cars-ford-cortina-MK-2-1970/273518760438?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Db61cfcd241f74ec8bc6748a369cddc50%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D15%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D153232399418%26itm%3D273518760438&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Af41e00a4-d88f-11e8-8d78-74dbd180dce0%7Cparentrq%3Aaccbfecf1660ac3cb417ede9fff1377d%7Ciid%3A1

 

 

 

could do with a respray to make perfect

 

In Silver Fox perhaps?

 

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64A60 Rank: BL Wedge

64A60

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-PREFECT-1956-LOVELY-PERIOD-CLASSIC/153232399418?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3D4856cd729da94c71a0d72fa8e250276e%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D273518760438%26itm%3D153232399418&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A25fc5ab8-d892-11e8-a642-74dbd1800b0f%7Cparentrq%3Aacda60e21660ac1d0fad6fecffffff5a%7Ciid%3A1

  • Amishtat, mercrocker and Remspoor
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J-T Rank: Citroen Ami

J-T

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/toyota-corolla-ae82-gt-twincam-limited-edition/253948350897?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131017132637%26meid%3Dcd1dae874fa146d09a902b8c1b6564d8%26pid%3D100033%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D8%26sd%3D173597585817%26itm%3D253948350897&_trksid=p2045573.c100033.m2042

 

I flippin love these things, I've had three of em. They were so fucking lightyears ahead of contemporary XR3is, Golf GTI 8vs etc it was untrue, but it was a Corolla so no one bought them - 16v engine, 7800rpm red line, strut brace, disc brakes all round and weigh as much as fag packet

 

Oh and black ones were a limited edition, which meant black paint, different stickers and velouuuurrrrr on top of the highly generous standard equipment tally of....a sunroof and a radio

 

Not sure I could splaff 5 large on one like but there's probably only about 50 left

Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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Seller says it's a 602cc and that it's an LNA.

 

I thought that LNAs had the 650cc Visa engine? Which might be important for a non runner, with it's all electronic Motorola ignition vs 602cc points.

Not that I'm interested at all. Where's Colchester?

Seller also has an Ami Super apparently.............

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