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Not only does this car look a bit like Viz's Satsuma Castanet XR4 Turbo...

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Magenta-Tarragon-Lightspeed-Ford-Escort-Mk-1-GT-based-kit-car-project/253938389829?hash=item3b1fe85345:g:o~YAAOSwdrhbx4~-:rk:27:pf:0

 

 

...but Magenta Tarragon Lightspeed is actually an anagram of 'Gents oral minge death trap' 

 

So there's no way I'd put my cock in it.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Austin-Princess-1790-HL-57000-miles-MOT-March-2019-no-advisories-REDUCED/163322010501?hash=item2606c01b85:g:Xo8AAOSwZq5br7J~:rk:7:pf:0

 

we musta had this posted before, but given its beautiful wedgie brown goodness we need it posting again.

 

i would, i so very, very would,

 

now only to get that fuggin' black mini sold on first.............

 

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that stuck on GB shit wants pulling off (without damaging that paint?) though

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this badge can stay though

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and these squidgie seats are very comfortable too, or at least i remember them been very comfortable...

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What the fuck is all this about?

 

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THIS CAR HAS JUST SET A UK RECORD FOR MOST MILES TRAVELED NON STOP IN A 31 YEAR OLD CLASSIC CAR. 1500 MILES COVERED WITH NO OIL OR WATER NEEDED.. INC A 2/3 HOUR TRAFFIC JAM , NEVER OVER HEATED

 

Oh aye then why is on the back of a trailer numb nuts?

 

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1011529

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-MK1-SDL-66-67-era/232970919375?hash=item363e261dcf:g:6SsAAOSwH2VbyItC:rk:4:pf:0

 

so much money for a log book and "commission" plate (cos vin plates didn't exist back then)

 

it looks like its been stored in a pond for like 30 years...though i think the glass could go again.

 

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not even Mr Vulg can save this interior, in faxt not even petrol and a match could......

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that is airconditioning underneath the seat, yes?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-1-0L-1983-Very-low-mileage/123430552019?hash=item1cbd08c1d3:g:9pQAAOSwBFlbximr:rk:16:pf:0

 

ok so this one is a good couple of years younger, but Diana Spencer had one of these, in this colour too

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i dunno when exactly i swa one as nice as thi mark one running wild and free

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shame its too big a car to like fit in any of the photos though.

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kerry had one of those, well a later one cos it was a 2.5PI, which had working petrol injection and brown paint.

 

it sadly got wrote off, cos, young stupid and it been just a cheap old banger.

 

sad......

 

meanwhile, i cannot believe this jem from on here has not yet found a new home.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Austin-Montego-1-6HL/173566739207?hash=item2869624307:g:ZoIAAOSwNjxbsoZS

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Ex-Squire_Dawson Solara up for grabs. 

 

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I’ve spent over £1200 on this car in the last year to keep her on the road

 

an investment, I'm sure.

 

Here's the thread: http://autoshite.com/topic/25384-talbot-solara-gls/

and here's the eBay link: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Talbot-Solara-1-6-GLS-rolling-restoration-long-MOT-used-regularly/202474473626

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I started this restoration about 35 years ago

 

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand how's it going?

 

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Just needs the finishing touches.  

 

then children and own house building brought it to a halt.

 

Are you the Octomom?

 

Will need some help in identifying and packaging parts …accommodation if you need it.

 

This might take some time, you're moving in. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Family-8-1932-Rare/302925609300

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