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cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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I'm wanting to fuck my neighbours off as he cleans his 'Musketer' on a regular basis so have been thinking of a converted builders van or some heinous piece of shit / carbuncle to set the tone of the neighbourhood a little...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-master-campervan-long-wheel-base/352491813636?hash=item5212263b04:g:CWkAAOSwiiVbyzsA:rk:15:pf:0

 

i know what you are all thinking, how can such craftsmanship be seen outside of a Sunseeker or Roman Versace Caravan. I told my missus her pussy can get in and out the flap to and we can spend many an hour in lay-bys waiting for Greenflag.....

 

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Jesus man, it's even got a fucking catflap. 

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michael t Rank: Citroen Ami

michael t

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These look incredibly miserable, so naturally I'd love one... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Atoz-1-0-Automatic-44000-Miles-PX-TO-CLEAR-RARE-MODEL-TO-FIND/123403265299?hash=item1cbb686513:g:lcUAAOSwa29btRSY:rk:1:pf:0

 

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More Hyundai goodness... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Accent-Lsi-3dr-PETROL-MANUAL-1997-R/223144350386?hash=item33f47092b2:g:hKoAAOSwD-dbrUkJ:rk:7:pf:0

 

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davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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I think the Citroen C5 looks brilliant, especially the later ones.

 

I can see myself in one, actually. The old 2.0HDi is a good lump.

It really is, in the 407 it was pretty rapid in a usable way, it was the same 136bhp unit. 

 

That one has also had the solid flywheel conversion which is probably a worthwhile modification.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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My old work had an Atoz pool car. It was a great little thing to razz around in - wasn't auto though. Don't really fancy that TBH.

davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mazda-mx5/253942197041?hash=item3b20226b31:g:CXQAAOSwbzRbyuny

 

This looks like a bit of a scruffy MX5, but price low at the moment, so could be forgiven. The seller notes the below as the only negative;

 

 

 

only one thing letting the car down is that it could use a respray as seen on front bumper. 

 

A bit of paint? Must be pretty solid then. I'll just check the MOT history out. Oh....

 

 

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Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Is a moody steering rack gator really an OMG MUST REPAIR NOW!! defect?

Edit: or a loose arb mount for that matter?

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Is a moody steering rack gator really an OMG MUST REPAIR NOW!! defect?

Edit: or a loose arb mount for that matter?

 

Yep, I think that's how they're worded on the MOT now.

What would be fail previously is now MAJOR, and advisories are minor/monitor. Serious, omg nuns/kittens die are DANGEROUS do not drive.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mazda-mx5/253942197041?hash=item3b20226b31:g:CXQAAOSwbzRbyuny

 

This looks like a bit of a scruffy MX5, but price low at the moment, so could be forgiven. The seller notes the below as the only negative;

 

 

A bit of paint? Must be pretty solid then. I'll just check the MOT history out. Oh....

only one thing letting the car down is that it could use a respray as seen on front bumper.

dont want to sell but i have too many cars and has to go.

will have 12 month mot for new owner. any work that needed done for mot i have made sure that i done it because i was gonna keep the car.

I_am_Diesel Rank: BL Wedge

I_am_Diesel

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A quick Google says it is possibly "Flipping Bangers".

 

The sellers name gives it away. Ah well!, if I can't be arsed to watch the new series at least I know what they've been up to.

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