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We're off to see the Skizzer, PT 2.


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This one is for surviving an exhaust blow in the Bo11ox horsebox...

 

Sorry.  Couldn't help it.

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BILLEH has already spilt the beans re wur ovahnight billeting

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You can get cream for that.

 

Or just make your own.

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BILLEH has already spilt the beans re wur ovahnight billeting

 

Where's that gateway though, I'm assuming cathedral somewhere?

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Linlithgow ?

Every time I'm in Linlithgow, I end up drinking enough beer to be unable to remember my name..

 

#fourmarys

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Where's that gateway though, I'm assuming cathedral somewhere?

Side entrance to the Roman Gardens from Park St, opposite the Albion Inn

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OMG, you HAVE to go in The Albion. 

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*But don't swear, wear a track suit, normal suit or look happy. Or young. Or use your phone.

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OMG, you HAVE to go in The Albion.

Looked a bit posh for I. Back at the Hotel the noo

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I have just arrived back at Skizzer Central from my week in that London. It’s still standing and eagerly awaits visitors.

 

Keith the dog is particularly excited - I’ve just told him you’re coming. He loves visitors, as long as they aren’t children.

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320 touring is children :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*admittedly grown up big, but child still :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Luton, maybe?

Nothing there but a fucked, overpriced C-Class in my recent experience...

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We iz arizzed and breakfasting..

 

Reveal of the veehikl in Question should be between 3-5pm depending on Traffic and arsedness:)

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We have stopped for Luncheon...

 

Private parking for blue convertibles of distinction is provided!

 

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Getting here was a slightly surreal bomb down backroads (wishing I had the clio!) Whilst listening to the soundtrack from "O Brother, where are you?"

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We have stopped for Luncheon...

 

Private parking for blue convertibles of distinction is provided!

 

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Getting here was a slightly surreal bomb down backroads (wishing I had the clio!) Whilst listening to the soundtrack from "O Brother, where are you?"

 

Shall you be returning in constant sorrow?

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Shall you be returning in constant sorrow?

There's 2 clios in the household, he's there already!

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Oi! She resembles that remark..

 

Anyway, weather decent and first stop has been achieved

 

#tradition/oldcharteretc

 

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A bit low on cholesterol for my taste.

 

 

 

That's some amount o' beans man. 

 

Looks magic, only criticism would be distance between the hash brown and beans, should have used the sausage as a breakwater.

 

Should have used the fork to launch that revolting piece of soggy transcontinental chipboard off the plate immediately upon arrival,

while addressing the waitress with 'young lady' followed by interrogating her where the eggs, bacon and white pudding are.

 

 

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This is the one for visiting France with Junkman.

 

EDIT: Lincolnshire always reminds me of Junkman, you see, which in turn always reminds me that France is closed.

 

EFA

 

And I have witnesses now!

 

 

 

...some hash brown...

 

Losing

 

EFA

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It's a Tebay 5 item breakfast, everything on that plate will have been asked for. 

 

I've never quite worked out what, or even why, a hash brown is.

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It is impossible to make a breakfast from only 5 items.  You need 3 sausages and 3 rashers of bacon minimum for a start.  I never got what the attraction was with Tebay tbh, everytime I've stopped there its been full up with bus loads of ignorant pensioners shoving infront of you..  Going south Killington Lake is far superior imo.

 

Regardless, am I early for the big reveal?

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The Rivage, I thought that was a Skizzer family heirloom/ornament to be passed on through the generations.

 

Krusty k-jet, good luck

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