What car are you?

[Tamworthbay]

Just thinking about some of the threads on here for me thinking about my car ownership, it breaks down roughly like this:

Ford 7

Vauxhall 1

Bmw 1

Mercedes 1

Porsche 2

Volvo 4

Mazda 2

Fiat 1

Lancia 1

Triumph 1

Austin 2

MG 1

VW 3

Rover 2

Citroen 1

Robin Hood 1

Must be others I have forgotten

Then types of cars

Estate 7

Convertible 2

Saloon 4

Hatchback 6

Sports/ coupe 6

Others - whatever’s left.

 

So by my reckoning I am either Ford or Volvo and either estate or sports/ coupe. What are my main two cars at the moment? Volvo V70 and a Ford Capri. Result, I have my ideal cars.

[Fumbler]

Given my signature I'm probably going to be slav.... nu pizdec.

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Both my BM's are the cars I have owned the longest ever. I used to just generally buy whatever shit was sold to me down the pub.

[captain_70s]

Toyota - 1

Vauxhall - 1

Honda - 1

Triumph - 3

 

I'm a Triumph saloon...

[bramz7]

Ummm, think i know how this will go already but here we go, this list is cars physically owned, not pending collection (of which there is 2, fuck)

 

Citroen- 15

Renault- 6

Peugeot- 9

Fiat- 5

Rover- 2

Lancia- 1

Alfa- 1

Audi- 1

Oldsmobile- 1

BMW- 1

 

I may as well have garlic for blood. 30 french cars. Hideous.

[warninglight]

Austin - 1

Citroen - 1

Rover - 1

MG - 2

Land Rover - 5

Volvo - at least 13

 

Mostly estate/4x4 too...

[chaseracer]

Citroen: 9

Fiat: 1

Hillman: 1

Mercedes-Benz: 1

Peugeot: 2

Saab: 1

Volvo: 1

 

Draw your own conclusions...

[Datsuncog]

Ford - 4

BL (Mini) - 1

Vauxhall - 1

Datsun - 2

Toyota - 2

Volkswagen - 2

Citroen - 1

Volvo - 1

Alfa Romeo - 1

Renault - 3

Subaru - 1

 

Saloon - 5

Hatchback - 10

Estate - 4

 

1970s - 2

1980s - 7

1990s - 7

2000s - 3

 

Petrol - 17

Diesel - 2

 

Manual - 18

Automatic - 1

 

So my ideal* transport averages out as a 1990s Ford hatchback.

 

Fuck that.

[Floatylight]

Ford -1

Vauxhall - 3

VW - 1

Renault -1

Fiat -1

Audi -1

Citroen - 3

Peugeot - 2

Robin hood -1

 

Hatchbacks -7

Estates - 3

Saloon - 1

MPV -2

Open top -1

 

Current cars

Citroen C4 Grand Picasso

Citroen C3 Hatchback

 

 

 

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[DVee8]

So then.

Nissan 7

Vauxhall 3

Renault 4

Ford 5

MG 1

Peugeot 1

Toyota 2

Fiat 1

BMW 1

Austin Rover 1

Daimler 1

Jaguar 2

Mini 2

Volvo 1

VW 1

There may/will be more

 

So I could be a 4x4 Nissan Renault alliance with a touch of ford.

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

Hillman Imp Van 1

Skoda 110LS 1

Transit 1

Sunbeam Stiletto 2

VW Golf 1

Austin Mini 5

Lada 3

Maestro van 2

Montynogo estate 1

Land Rover 6

Renault 19 1

BSA 10hp 3

Skoda Octavia 4

Morris Minor 2

 

Many many motorbikes as well

Confused.com

[Fumbler]

Hillman Imp Van 1

Skoda 110LS 1

Transit 1

Sunbeam Stiletto 2

VW Golf 1

Austin Mini 5

Lada 3

Maestro van 2

Montynogo estate 1

Land Rover 6

Renault 19 1

BSA 10hp 3

Skoda Octavia 4

Morris Minor 2

 

Confused.com

Leyland with side of Dictatorship.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Austin 20

Audi 4

Alfa 0

BMW 30

Chrysler 3

Citroen 6

Chevrolet 1

Daewoo 1

Fiat 4

Ford 50

Honda 2

Jaguar 12

Lancia 2

Mercedes 12

Opel 3

Peugeot 8

Renault 10

Rover 30

Saab 4

Vauxhall 20

Volvo 12

Volkswagen 3

Wartburg 1

Wolesley 1

 

That's a rough ballpark that at first glance would suggest Ford, but I've only owned about 4 of em I. The last 20 years. I've never thought of myself as Leyland man, so it must be Vauxhall ,but again it's been 18 years since my last ( an Omega)

So suffice to say I'm a mass market no badge barge, the sort that's extinct and nobody wants anymore...

 

Edit to add

Land Rover 8

Mazda 2

Datsun 2

None of which change anything especially as the Datsuns were a 260C and 200L !

[Tamworthbay]

Ford -1

Vauxhall - 3

VW - 1

Renault -1

Fiat -1

Audi -1

Citroen - 3

Peugeot - 2

Robin hood -1

Hatchbacks -7

Estates - 3

Saloon - 1

MPV -2

Open top -1

Current cars

Citroen C4 Grand Picasso

Citroen C3 Hatchback

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you appear to be an Astra.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

VW K70L

NSU Ro80

BMW 635CSi

 

Current:

VW Borat TDi 100*

Citroen CX GTI Auto

 

Result: unworldly cars, mostly.

[Fumbler]

You, sir, are Dieselgate group.

[HMC]

I’m any car and everycar. That is my curse.

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

Hillman Imp Van 1

Skoda 110LS 1

Transit 1

Sunbeam Stiletto 2

VW Golf 1

Austin Mini 5

Lada 3

Maestro van 2

Montynogo estate 1

Land Rover 6

Renault 19 1

BSA 10hp 3

Skoda Octavia 4

Morris Minor 2

 

Many many motorbikes as well

Confused.com

Forgot the

 

Skoda Estelle 1

Ford Escort 1

Ford Festa 1

 

And mostly I forgot the Austin Princess 1

 

(the therapy helps me forget the bad times)

 

 

Edit.

Ginetta 1

[purplebargeken]

500 cars. I can't remember half of them now. Currently am

 

Triumph: 1

 

Ford Galaxy: 1

 

MGF: 1

 

Raleigh RM9 moped: 1

 

Overall I am a slightly baggy Volvo 940 estate with saggy headlining. That feels about right.

[iainrcz]

Fiat 1

Ford 1

Citroen 1

Rover 1

Peugeot 5

 

5 of those saloons. 4 Peugeots.

4 dirty diesels.

How exciting am I.

 

 

 

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[cms206]

About a third to half of the cars I have owned have been Volvos I think. Next I think was Ford and Vauxhall with seven each.

 

I am the Council Estate.

 

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[Asimo]

Autobianchi Fiat Lancia

Honda Toyota Subaru

NSU Volvo SaaB

Ford Vauxhall Bmw

Audi x2

BL x2

Citroen x3

BMC x3

Renault x4

Volkswagen x7

Of which 2 are vans, 2 are estates, 2 are coupes, 2 are sportscars, 16 saloons and 9 are hatchbacks.

Thank fuck there isn't a single crossover.

 

At heart I'm a 2 door Corvair.

[catsinthewelder]

Austin 1

Citroen 2

Dacia 0.5

Fiat 2

Land Rover 1

Nissan 1

Peugeot 3

Renault 3

Rover 1

Vauxhall 2

VW 2

Wolseley 1

 

Saloon 2

Hatch 8

Estate 5.5

Coupe 1

MPV/4x4 2

Camper 1

 

Decade

 

60s 1

70s 2

80s 4

90s 11.5

00s 1

 

Taking a rough average I'm a Peugeot 306 or maybe a ZX or R19

[cms206]

About a third to half of the cars I have owned have been Volvos I think. Next I think was Ford and Vauxhall with seven each.

 

I am the Council Estate.

 

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Rough calculating... I was clearly talking bollocks.

 

Volvo: 14

 

340 - 2

740 - 4

760 - 2

850 - 3

940 - 2

V40 - 1

S60 - 1

V70 - 1 (due in)

 

Ford: 6

 

Mondeo - 2

Focus - 2

Courier Kombi - 1

Orion - 1

 

Vauxhall: 4

 

Cavalier - 3

Astra - 1

 

Peugeot: 5

 

205 - 2

206 - 1

406 - 2

 

Austin Rover: 4

 

R8 400 - 1

Maestro - 1

Montego - 2

 

Proton: 1

 

Saga - 1

 

Wartburg: 1

 

353 Tourist - 1

 

Kia: 1

 

Pride - 1

 

Hyundai: 2

 

Accent - 1

TBC - 1 (due)

 

Leyland: 7

 

National: 3

Leopard: 4

 

Dodge: 1

 

S56 - 1

 

Mercedes: 1

 

608D - 1

 

Seddon: 1

 

Pennine VII - 1

 

Dennis: 1

 

Lancet - 1

 

 

 

Fuck knows what all that lot makes me.

 

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[anonymous user]

Too many cars to list, so just the ones I've had most of:

Morgan - 13

1940s/1950s Austin's - 12

Volvo estates - 9

Land Rovers - 8

Fords - 7

Citroen - 7

VW - 5

Fiat - 4

Alfa Romeo - 2

Loads of waifs and strays and other oddities

 

Currently Land Rover as it's slow and a bit battered like me

[hennabm]

Triumph - 1

Ford - 5

BMW - 9

Hillman - 1

Renault - 3

DAF - 1

VW - 2

Audi - 1

Fiat - 5

ovlov - 1

 

Looks like the Bavarian Motoren Werke wins hands down with me.

Still 4 on fleet. One owned for over 30 years.

 

Ford and Fiat tieing for second place.

[Uncle Jimmy]

Vauxhall 2

VW 3

Mercedes 1

Volvo 1

Saab 1

Fiat 1

Lotus 1

Peugeot 1

Toyota 1

Skoda 1

 

Bit Kraut I guess then.

[Supernaut]

I am either a diesel Peugeot 306, or an E36 BMW 3 series.

[bolognasal spray]

Four Fords - I'll be hitting my half century this year, and've been driving for a good three decades of that. So yeah. Four Fords. It's like I'm not even trying. My only defence is that half of them were shite when I bought them, and ended their lives even shiter (two mkII escorts), one got nicked (mk IV escort), and the fourth was a Focus bought from new which I'm still driving now, and is almost as shite as they come (not been washed for two years, inside looks like a skip, and despite my best efforts, this old car just will not leave Audis alone - such an aggressive machine at times!!). If my MKIV hadn't been half inched, I could possibly still be using that.

[davocano]

Hillman - 2

Vauxhall - 3

Ford - 3

Mazda - 1

Nissan - 1

 

I've spent more years owning the last two than everything else put together so I'm that song by The Vapors.

 

I've only owned ten cars in 35 years (lol with sadface).