What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Inspector Morose]

When they were removed on Wednesday by contractors several healthy eels were found inside, which were "literally crawling out", the EA said.

 

Eels crawling out? Any nuclear waste in there too?

[Inspector Morose]

In other news, at Lidl.

 

 

 

That's the first time I've managed to get salty liquorice in this country, and it's only 79p too! Got turned on to it after a trip to Sweden a couple of years ago but it was a bit far to stock up.

[mercrocker]

I am glad you posted a pic of that salty liquorice, I was going to look away in case it was another food-related perve....

[HillmanImp]

Not sure if this is glasscock but I was just trying a new search engine and clicked on the wrong Autoshite link and came up with this:

 

http://www.funnyjunk.com/Autoshite/funny-pictures/5073763/

 

 

 

[dollywobbler]

Ha! Brilliant. 

[Sigmund Fraud]

Mrs.Fraud's horrible little VW managed to scrape through its MoT today !

 

I was very, very pleased as I'd already spent a couple of profanity-filled weekends sorting bits of it out and I dreaded having to do any more work on it. Thankfully, this won't be necessary, and I can get back to working on some proper* cars !

[dollywobbler]

Petrolicious got in on the whole April 1st thing. Behold, the fake-wood-trimmed Chrysler!

http://www.petrolicious.com/purist-loves-this-car-just-the-way-it-is

[Sigmund Fraud]

Petrolicious got in on the whole April 1st thing. Behold, the fake-wood-trimmed Chrysler!

http://www.petrolicious.com/purist-loves-this-car-just-the-way-it-is

 

Great video, thanks for the link !

 

It may be meant as a pisstake, but I would still rather be seen in a LeBaron than a vulgar, celebrity-fodder supercar...

[Ghosty]

Old Man's plan:

 

-get rid of Civic 3dr 1.4i SE auto somehow (PX or sell)

-find low-ish mileage Civic 5dr 1.8 VTi(170bhp)

-K&N filter

-uprated suspension

-change hubs from 4x114.3 to 5x114, and change wheels (OZ Superturismo or Prelude Motegi wheels)

 

-run!

 

He's 65...

[twosmoke300]

Just get an Integra r and be done with it. The 1.8 vti motor is pretty dull tbh .

[Pillock]

[RedSparrow]

^^^ Hahahaaa!! That is one of the shittest things I've ever seen!

[Ratdat]

Jesus H. Christ that is unfathomably shit. So bafflingly inexplicable that it's right up there with the Loch Ness Monster and the the building of the Great Pyramids. The creator of that needs to leave his brain to the world of science so that we may, one day in the distant future, be able to understand exactly what the fuck he was thinking.

[fordperv]

If carlsberg made Barryboys motors.....

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Surely thats a wind up.

[dollywobbler]

If Carlsberg made twats...

 

...it would be very easy to spot them.

[Sigmund Fraud]

Isn't that a Pistonheads Le Mans sticker on the rear wing ?

 

Could it be that this is one of those hilarious* project cars that the lovely* people over at Pistonheads prepare for the epic* trip to Le Mans every year ?

[Negative Creep]

Isn't that a Pistonheads Le Mans sticker on the rear wing ?

 

Could it be that this is one of those hilarious* project cars that the lovely* people over at Pistonheads prepare for the epic* trip to Le Mans every year ?

 

 

Don't think so, I seem to remember it being on Barryboys many years ago. Sadly, it's still going

 

 

Vehicle enquiry

The enquiry is complete.The vehicle details for N142 KTM are:

Date of Liability 01 09 2014 Date of First Registration 25 06 1996 Year of Manufacture 1996 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1998cc COâ‚‚ Emissions Not Available Fuel Type PETROL Export Marker N Vehicle Status Licence Not Due Vehicle Colour SILVER Vehicle Type Approval Not Available

[dollywobbler]

Crikey. Just watched an F1 race, and it was interesting! Usually, the most exciting thing is the safety car.

[Mr Lobster]

Crikey. Just watched an F1 race, and it was interesting! Usually, the most exciting thing is the safety car.

Shhh. I haven't watched it yet and I'm trying not to find out what happened!

[dollywobbler]

Ensure you have a good supply of popcorn. I think you'll enjoy it.

[Cavcraft]

That Calibra is for real, it was for sale for ages, which won't be surprise to anyone, of course. I think it was built in that awful era when it was the done thing for morons to totally ruin cars in that manner.

[HH-R]

I think the most LOLworthy part is the grille.

[Pillock]

Yeah, the grille.

And the roof.

And spoiler.

And side scoops on a front-engined car.

And the decals.

And the wide-arch kit.

And the spacers, because of the wide-arch kit.

[HillmanImp]

It was a brill race eh? Normally hate Bahrain but that was sodding ace.

[Ghosty]

Just get an Integra r and be done with it. The 1.8 vti motor is pretty dull tbh .

Old Man's a mileage snob and a cheapskate. He won't go for anything over about 75-80k, and he'd probably say 'for the price of an Integra I could get two Civic VTis' etc.

[trigger]

Facebook at it's finest.

 

[Timewaster]

If Carlsberg made twats....

 

It Does! See any high street or A&E at Friday 1am

[jakebullet]

The mong selling dice valve caps on ebay with the tagline "cheapest on ebay" has finally worked out selling things for 5p profit isn't a great way to boost his dole money and has buggered off. Consequently I've put the price up on mine and have had a nice profitable weekend. Until the next twunt comes along with the brilliantly original plan of I'll sell them for nowt, put everyone else out of biz and then make them £50 a set lol.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Toyota Starlet Glanza is a very specific guess considering how wrong it is. 

 

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