What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[richardmorris]

On 20/12/2025 at 18:28, comfortablynumb said:

Oi @Remspoor! Mine isn't leaving any black marks underneath itself!

(Of course this may be because MK1 son has stolen my engine and gearbox ...🙄)

Cars that leak oil at least have a little left  in the engine.

[richardmorris]

4 hours ago, DavieW said:

I wanted to do that yesterday in M&S when someone left their trolley at the end of the aisles where is was narrowed by displays. Wife said "no"  😁

I see your main problem there….

[Metal Guru]

5 hours ago, comfortablynumb said:

I used to find unattended trolleys , and put extra shopping in them.

Bottles of whisky, condoms etc 🤣

I sometimes abandon my trolley (parking it as out if the way as possible), if I get near the end and find I’ve forgotten something that’s in the first aisle or somewhere across the other side of the shop. 
I was under the delusion that I was helping fellow shoppers by not clogging up the aisles pushing my trolley around for one item, and being quicker in the process.

I have never checked my trolley when I return.

[High Jetter]

5 hours ago, comfortablynumb said:

I used to find unattended trolleys , and put extra shopping in them.

Bottles of whisky, condoms etc 🤣

I'll leave mine after the checkout, and hope you're in the same store, then 😀

[Metal Guru]

1 minute ago, High Jetter said:

I'll leave mine after the checkout, and hope you're in the same store, then 😀

You haven’t thought that through.

You might as well leave £100 or so on the floor.

 

[grizz]

[beko1987]

My humble little YouTube channel is getting alot of sponsored product requests lately and being the shite hawk I am I'm saying yes to alot of them (not all)

Latest one could be cool!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FJWPH1FM

Will see if it arrives ever but if it does I can put the app on my android head unit 😂 Never scanned my qashqai but it's got no lights on visibly 😬

[castros_bro]

10 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

You haven’t thought that through.

You might as well leave £100 or so on the floor.

 

Maybe you lot should start your own  TrollyDumped thread like the Parking one.

[jim89]

15 minutes ago, grizz said:

 

 

[Somerset Suffolk]

"the world is your lobster"

[sierraman]

58 minutes ago, Somerset Suffolk said:

"the world is your lobster"

That’s actually off a kids tv series from the 90’s. I remember an article in PC on it years ago. 

[Muniphobia]

Can't help thinking it needs this playing on the stereo

 

[sierraman]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MER-MASUP1-Ultimate-Polish-1L/dp/B00BFT73D2?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE
 

If it’s good enough for baby Jesus it’s good enough for you! 

[Snake Charmer]

9 minutes ago, sierraman said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/MER-MASUP1-Ultimate-Polish-1L/dp/B00BFT73D2?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&psc=1&smid=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE
 

If it’s good enough for baby Jesus it’s good enough for you! 

Gold Top, Black Series.

Frank will be insensed.

[iainrcz]

The dog has a new chew toy.  Beef flavoured.

Milet Fignon flavour according to the Mrs.

[hairnet]

am i the only one that wants the cat to eat johnny depp on the sauvage ad

[Metal Guru]

9 hours ago, hairnet said:

am i the only one that wants the cat to eat johnny depp on the sauvage ad

My thoughts were actually “Shame you can’t domesticate a cat like that (a puma ?) “. I mean I wouldn’t want a tiger , that would be daft, but a puma isn’t any bigger than a largish dog. 

[comfortablynumb]

12 hours ago, iainrcz said:

The dog has a new chew toy.  Beef flavoured.

Milet Fignon flavour according to the Mrs.

Does it taste nice then? 🤔

[iainrcz]

40 minutes ago, comfortablynumb said:

Does it taste nice then? 🤔

She says she doesn't know, but I know what she's like.

[comfortablynumb]

Loading up MK1 sons RRC with a door for a trip to st Albans this morning, and we heard something hit the road on the roundabout not far from the front of my house.

So we went out for a look....🤣

[abir246]

23 hours ago, beko1987 said:

My humble little YouTube channel is getting alot of sponsored product requests lately and being the shite hawk I am I'm saying yes to alot of them (not all)

Latest one could be cool!

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FJWPH1FM

Will see if it arrives ever but if it does I can put the app on my android head unit 😂 Never scanned my qashqai but it's got no lights on visibly 😬

My ancient philosophy is if there's no engine light, everything's alright (so leave it the fuck alone!)

[cobblers]

1 hour ago, comfortablynumb said:

Loading up MK1 sons RRC with a door for a trip to st Albans this morning, and we heard something hit the road on the roundabout not far from the front of my house.

So we went out for a look....🤣

the sink did well to survive!

[myglaren]

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, abir246 said:

My ancient philosophy is if there's no engine light, everything's alright (so leave it the fuck alone!)

The next battle with it might be the cars is supports. I downloaded their app last night and it's only got the Rogue...

Be too late to worry if it arrives though 😂 🤷

[abir246]

32 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

The next battle with it might be the cars is supports. I downloaded their app last night and it's only got the Rogue...

Be too late to worry if it arrives though 😂 🤷

My V-link one is v good for my needs. Scans just about everything and works with just about everything!

[MikeR]

Just seen the film Mortal (2020) , my , he loses his shit at the end !!!!

 

 

[myglaren]

Son dropped daughter's keys and buggered them, wouldn't start the car.

Contacted a locksmith yesterday and he came out today.  Took him half an hour to cut and program a new key, £135!

I was expecting a lot more, very pleased with that.

When he checked the old key the circuit board was missing.  Must have gone under the car.  It won't be much good now though.  Forgot to look for it when I moved my car, probably ran over it.

[grizz]

Look closely. 

[grizz]

[grizz]

Not sure where to put this gorgeous thing.