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On 22/02/2025 at 19:45, jaypee said:

oooft, I have just seen this dude! You're right, that road is fun! 

i sat on the wall outside drank me tea and listened to the first two choons 

then drove back to ecclefechan

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On 23/02/2025 at 11:44, MikeR said:

2 shite like power adaptors for my laptop ..

old adaptor ...dead but has a good plug with a long lead ...

new adaptor , short lead , shite wobbly plug  into pc ..

half hours cutting and soldering , heat shrinking ... drinking tea 

now have a dead adaptor with a short lead and a shite wobbly plug ..😄

FIFY🤣

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On 15/02/2025 at 17:20, beko1987 said:

Old

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Vs. New! 

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Would have been nicer if it wasn't raining all the time but I've done my 4th cambelt change now and the engine seems to still run fine! 

That old belt looked like it could of gone at any time!

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33 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said:

That old belt looked like it could of gone at any time!

Yep! Especially as I'm fairly confident now it was the original 150k mile belt/waterpump setup 😂 (or it got done at a dealer once which I highly doubt...) 

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On 20/02/2025 at 15:27, Tayne said:


May I suggest that you don’t listen Driving In My Car by Madness 

It really was not quite a Jaguar.. 

22 hours ago, Volksy said:

 

My Friends moved to Saltburn about ten years ago, to escape the increasing hoards of tourists overrunning their home town of Whitby. 

Certainly would recommend a visit!

 

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Do you like your friend or not? 😁

Posted
3 hours ago, TataBobu said:

It really was not quite a Jaguar.. 

 


Not built on Tyneside though.

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@Volksy Sorry if I offended you, I was trying to poke some fun at the idea that your friend retreated from the tourist hordes somewhere where you're advocating visiting. 

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Bought a 10 litre tub of brown messy fence paint yesterday.

Took it too the shop counter to pay for it 

Cashier saw the bar code on top of the lid. 

And turned the tube on its side to try and scan the barcode by  moving the tub around  ...

One of those times you take a step back !!!! 

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How stupid is your filter placement? Filter manufacturer is taking the piss out of your design.

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, IronStar said:

How stupid is your filter placement? Filter manufacturer is taking the piss out of your design.

 

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and yet some cars like our C1 , couple of clips and its done in less than 5 mins ..

oil filter , nice to get at , nothing in the way 

cabin filter , remove after market paper clip , let filter fall out , insert new filter  , re apply after market paper clip ...

 

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4 hours ago, IronStar said:

How stupid is your filter placement? Filter manufacturer is taking the piss out of your design.

 

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Re Merc E-Class - try changing the filters on a C-Class with the same engine and even less space in the engine bay.  Daft bit of design.

Posted
4 hours ago, IronStar said:

How stupid is your filter placement? Filter manufacturer is taking the piss out of your design.

 

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bmwr1150 - lift the rear of the tank and its right there

most unfaired hondas - take off side panel remove snorkel itll be right there

current nc750x - take lid off fake tank take all the plastic off behind the handlebars unslot filter

stupidest place ever - clips made of cheese and no guarantee all the plastics will go back on straight/properly/unbroken

 

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Question on the chase tonight.

What country’so name is derived from the Latin name Terra Australis?

Contestant: Italy

Posted
7 hours ago, IronStar said:

How stupid is your filter placement? Filter manufacturer is taking the piss out of your design.

 

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I had a BMW 320d with the M47 and recall the air filter being really easy. The oil filter location was fantastic too

 

I believe it's in the front bumper on my current Saab 95 and you can only do it from below. I haven't investigated. That's a job for an evening in spring 

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58 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

Question on the chase tonight.

What country’so name is derived from the Latin name Terra Australis?

Contestant: Italy

I remember one being "Which of these musicians was in 1970s supergroup Emerson, Lake and Palmer?" 

Contestant reckoned it wasn't Greg Lake and went for Elton John 

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4 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

I had a BMW 320d with the M47 and recall the air filter being really easy. The oil filter location was fantastic too

 

I believe it's in the front bumper on my current Saab 95 and you can only do it from below. I haven't investigated. That's a job for an evening in spring 

It's behind the corner of the bumper in a 6n polo too, certainly it is on the diesel.

It got quite difficult to change once the sills went too frilly to jack the car up.

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2 hours ago, horriblemercedes said:

Contestant reckoned it wasn't Greg Lake and went for Elton John 

I'm sure there may be another mature* individual who recalls a clip from It'll be alright on the night where a woman is aksed to name famous boxers.

She was apologetic in her response as she only knew the names of two boxers.

Cassius Clay ......

..

.

... and Muhammad Ali🤦

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Or the Family Fortunes outtake where the family were asked "name something that's read" and, in a broad Oirish accent, Gran said "Is it my red cardigan ?"

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6 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

r/GreatBritishMemes - Former US President shopping- 5 Secret Service Agents and a rooftop sniper. Former British Prime Minister shopping- B&M bag full of party poppers and Peppa Pig toys

Nah, been to a charity shop already by the look of his outfit

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53 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

Nah, been to a charity shop already by the look of his outfit

Yes, after shitting himself at the Toby Carvery😉

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i watched his let put a v8 in a tesla vid but then stopped watching

this popped up and again more gas in an electric car :D @Saabnut

would that pass mot?? :P seeing as its vented for fumes and liquid?

 

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17 hours ago, Garythesnail said:

I'm sure there may be another mature* individual who recalls a clip from It'll be alright on the night where a woman is aksed to name famous boxers.

She was apologetic in her response as she only knew the names of two boxers.

Cassius Clay ......

..

.

... and Muhammad Ali🤦

A bit like that supposed GCSE geography answer to “Name five artic animals”

Answer: “A polar bear and four seals”.

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When we were at school, my best mate and I had to sit a history test.

He was very nervous, and forgot things easily.

The question was " who built the Bridgewater canal'

He went blank.

His answer? 'a lot of men!'

He got a mark for it!

The following year, the question read " who designed the Bridgewater canal' 😁

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Youngest daughter has got some of those plaque disclosing tablets from the dentist.

She's never used them before.

I've started calling her Bluetooth.

She's not amused 🤣🤣🤣

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