What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

enya setting fire to an ital

ive not seen that in more than 30 years lmao

[High Jetter]

8 hours ago, Paul Makin said:

our version of KFC is "Church's" - i have seen a hen trying to get into the branch near to me.  Also seen a herd of goats walking unaccompanied into the old abbatoir

There's a gag in there, 2 tyred now tho

[hairnet]

rover 213s less than 2k miles 7800

mathewsons

 

[Marina door handles]

Nicked from threads, how to reduce lorry brake wear.......

[Spiny Norman]

Stuck an electric guitar and amp on Gumtree for a ton, braced myself for the usual fuckwits and while I did get one "£50 2 nite M9" message a guy came round last night after a couple of intelligently constructed texts, said "I've got a taxi waiting, I'll just take it" and chucked 5 twenties on the table and was gone within a couple of minutes. 

If Carlsberg did Gumtree transactions...
 

[myglaren]

[richardmorris]

Stewart Lee giving vent in the guardian 

 

But how many forests fell fruitlessly, five years ago, when I finally revealed the full secret cabbalistic name of Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ 88%-lies Get-Brexit-Done Bung-a-Bob-for-Big-Ben’s-Bongs Cocaine-Event Spiritual-Worth Three-Men-and-a-Dog Whatever-It-Takes I-Shook-Hands-With-Everyone Herd-Immunity I-Want-to-Thank-Po-Ling Squash-the-Sombrero Johnson? I had my own viral moment in miniature. But was it worth it?

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/mar/16/if-youre-reading-this-column-elon-musk-has-messed-up

[richardmorris]

[hairnet]

rofl at the gammons in the whatsapp group

frothing at fotu

(actually theyre all completely right)

[Metal Guru]

Travelling on the A170 from Thirsk towards Scarborough, and saw a signpost to the recycling centre…..at Wombleton.

[andy18s]

We renamed our Karakachan pup to Womble after he showed a hidden talent for finding anything,and depositing on his rug in the middle of the garden.

Nothing is safe as a number of 12" plus deep holes have appeared around the place too.

[comfortablynumb]

Apparently my having a car transporter trailer means my son can collect more projects.

I guess I can't complain when it's as cool as this.

But when will I get my trailer back? Place bets now... 😁

[DSdriver]

2 hours ago, andy18s said:

We renamed our Karakachan pup to Womble after he showed a hidden talent for finding anything,and depositing on his rug in the middle of the garden.

Nothing is safe as a number of 12" plus deep holes have appeared around the place too.

Truffle hound training happening soon?

[andy18s]

3 hours ago, DSdriver said:

Truffle hound training happening soon?

Tbh he seems more interested in old metal pipes and old plastic tubs.

[Yoss]

19 minutes ago, andy18s said:

Tbh he seems more interested in old metal pipes and old plastic tubs.

Sounds quite useful. 

[comfortablynumb]

1 hour ago, andy18s said:

Tbh he seems more interested in old metal pipes and old plastic tubs.

One of my GSD's loves nothing better than to bring me tins/ropes/bits of plastic to show me what he's found.

Just likes to carry them around 

[richardmorris]

[richardmorris]

[EyesWeldedShut]

Procrastination with the wife ..... (Ooh err)~

[Andyrew]

Scumbag camper activate!

[hairnet]

scum bag is just schlep in the back

thats way too posh

[hairnet]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/cars/foton/tunland/listing/5170667574

wtf

[Andyrew]

Just now, hairnet said:

scum bag is just schlep in the back

thats way too posh

Townhouse  scumbag 

[Datsuncog]

What to do when you suspect your potential match might be an AI bot...

[hairnet]

Slip of the finger?

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

Slip of the finger?

wasnt done on purpose i only looked at it cos it wasnt giving choices

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

Slip of the finger?

Phonetic spelling, M9.

[hairnet]

@Lord Sterling can you help with that 🤣

[Metal Guru]

On 17/03/2025 at 23:00, Metal Guru said:

Travelling on the A170 from Thirsk towards Scarborough, and saw a signpost to the recycling centre…..at Wombleton.

Further along the same road, there was a sign for Great Edstone . I do hope there’s a cemetery there.

[myglaren]