What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Parky]

Just signed a contract with a news agency giving them the rights to my video of me being assaulted by a cat trying to steal my blueberry muffin.  

Tomorrow I am going to try eating a pain au raisin near an Alpaca to see if that generates a similar result.  Might be money in this “Parky eats near animals” genre.  

Keep an eye out for “Packet of Toffo’s near horse”, “Mince and onion pie at aquarium” and the perennial favourite “Pot Noodle in vicinity of Chaffinch”

 

[beko1987]

5 hours ago, Parky said:

Just signed a contract with a news agency giving them the rights to my video of me being assaulted by a cat trying to steal my blueberry muffin.  

Tomorrow I am going to try eating a pain au raisin near an Alpaca to see if that generates a similar result.  Might be money in this “Parky eats near animals” genre.  

Keep an eye out for “Packet of Toffo’s near horse”, “Mince and onion pie at aquarium” and the perennial favourite “Pot Noodle in vicinity of Chaffinch”

 

My conure loves pot noodle, you'll do alright I reckon! 

[MikeR]

So the eu have fucked up and want all our vaccine that is made in the uk ....

Now about that form filling in for exporting ,that is holding up all the fish .....

[DVee8]

On 24/01/2021 at 21:51, hairnet said:

 

❤️

Thats been one of  my ring tones for a few years now

[Wack]

Seems quite reasonable at $15

 

 

[Wack]

This is a new one, a compensation for being scammed,scam 

[Remspoor]

Face masks are obligatory in all public spaces in Spain.

[Fumbler]

2 hours ago, Wack said:

This is a new one, a compensation for being scammed,scam 

I'm surprised they're not as common as they should be. I think Atomic Shrimp on YouTube dealt with one in the past, but unlike his, this one here has cut straight to asking for your ID! Very impressive.

A fine 419 scam specimen you have there.

[Wack]

The world might be a better place if Mrs Doubtfire wrote all official looking letters 

[robinmasters]

On 27/01/2021 at 2:12 AM, Parky said:

Slim possibility I may appear in the American media as a lighthearted final news item.  A Journo from the US saw a Reddit post my Daughter put up showing a video of me being assaulted by a Cat focused on my Blueberry Muffin and they want to call tomorrow to interview me about it.  I may end up as some sort of meme but hey, what was it Andy Warhol said?

 

Let's invite a load of people round, take lots of drugs, and do some art?

[adw1977]

22 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Interesting that the Koop was cheaper than the saloon.  Was that the case here too?

Yes.

1976:

1978 (coupe only available in 1.3 base and L at this stage):

[Cooper1]

 

 This made me crack up  

 

 

 

[Joey spud]

I was servicing an underfloor compressor/generator system on a smart repair van at a large bodyshop today and couldn't help but have a look in the metal skip.

I asked if i could take a bit for Boris the Morris.

I've no idea what vehicle this was removed from and i had to fold in half to get in my van but it'll keep me in sheet steel for welding for months.

[STUNO]

Disaster.   Just after new year our electric hot water cylinder sprang a leak. Monday morning I rang the plumber and asked about a quote for fitting a complete new system powered by LPG with a califont.  Accepted the quote on Tuesday morning and on  the Thursday the new system was installed and the old cyl. was removed. They arrived en - masse (Plumbers, Electrician and Gas Fitter ) at 9 am and left us with the job completed at 11 am. Old system was a large tank in a large cupboard in the kitchen, New is 2 large LPG cyls feeding the califont mounted to the outside wall and plumbed through the ceiling ( because concrete flooring ) across the house to the existing plumbing. Very very much happiness !!!!!and a big empty cupboard in the kitchen.

[omegod]

I somehow ended up finding this at 6 am this morning and it's had me in stitches since, he was a good entertainer and seem's not to have been a yew tree subjects

 

 

[somewhatfoolish]

The swan emu-dive off the roof rather put paid to such things.

[Wilko220]

Lad in Africa build his own car out of scrap parts 

https://fb.watch/3k2F1qXNVY/

[richardmorris]

20 hours ago, adw1977 said:

Yes.

1976:

1978 (coupe only available in 1.3 base and L at this stage):

And you could have 10 for the same cost as the merc 450 sel 6.9!

[Cooper1]

lol

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Didn’t know @TheDoctor had moved to Deal...

[Asimo]

 

[Wilko220]

1 hour ago, Asimo said:

 

I’d heard there was talk of a Duel remake, but I must admit my hopes were pitched far lower than that...

[busmansholiday]

[MrDuke]

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Shite '70s "beer" is back

[myglaren]

[beko1987]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

Be more of a challenge to put the £1 into the machine before getting started... 

[nacho man]

Topping up the screen wash on Mrs T’s car earlier and George just came up and had a look.

“It’s fucking fucked mate”




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