What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[AlabamaShrimp]

Lol Mr Andrew Jarvis been taking pics of women outside Morrisons that he didn't know were saving to Google maps

 

https://goo.gl/maps/5u84i3d2XW92

[Aston Martin]

Lol Mr Andrew Jarvis been taking pics of women outside Morrisons that he didn't know were saving to Google maps

https://goo.gl/maps/5u84i3d2XW92

With his traceable blue badge in the window.

[155V6]

Vic Reeves on Coronation Street 

[Ghosty]

Got a phonecall from the local Deliveroo office today, hello the One Show are doing a featurette on Deliveroo and want to follow one of the riders for a day, would you be interested? Said alright, they asked me a load of questions, said I sounded like the sort of person they were looking for - fairly interesting, know what you're doing etc, we'll get back to you soon...

 

I might get to be on TV

[Cavcraft]

Can you tell that Welsh bint to STFU if you get on the programme, please?

[beko1987]

Spotted a citroen picarsehole driving out of work earlier with a YT55 number plate, the same as my gooner.

What are the odds etc

[AlabamaShrimp]

Pretty high if your in Leeds, not so much where you are

[Aston Martin]

Fuck Americans obviously, but this is a hell of a motorsport.

 

[Pillock]

Spotted a citroen picarsehole driving out of work earlier with a YT55 number plate, the same as my gooner.

What are the odds etc

 

If it's exactly the same, pretty remote.

 

If it just starts with YT55, then it's one in 13,824 before taking into account any regional weighting, how far cars travelled when sold, and whether all the available YT55 plates were used.

Hope this helps

[andy18s]

If it's exactly the same, pretty remote.

 

If it just starts with YT55, then it's one in 13,824 before taking into account any regional weighting, how far cars travelled when sold, and whether all the available YT55 plates were used.

Hope this helps

Lame,very lame....

Wait till Hendry sees this and give a full eulogy about YT55..........lol

[beko1987]

Lame,very lame....

Wait till Hendry sees this and give a full eulogy about YT55..........lol

I'm waiting for it! I thought it was pretty cool that out of the 13k YT55s in the world (although how many are left now Hendry will be able to say) one drove out of our office car park at 10ish this morning!

[Pillock]

It'll take you about 20 hours at 5 seconds per plate to run them all through TotalCarCheck, so get cracking.

I think I'm right in remembering they use Zs and Os, but not Qs and Is in the random three letter part of a post-2001 plate? 24 letters total choice then. 

 

I used to see several Astras at work with similar registrations to my old one, but then I worked with colleagues who got their cars at the same time so they were registered at the same time

[andy18s]

It'll take you about 20 hours at 5 seconds per plate to run them all through TotalCarCheck, so get cracking

well,he has got a bit of time on his hands and seems to have gone quiet.......

[DeeJay]

Lol Mr Andrew Jarvis been taking pics of women outside Morrisons that he didn't know were saving to Google maps

 

https://goo.gl/maps/5u84i3d2XW92

 

 

 

The Bishop's Palace and Gardens

Wells BA5 2PD, UK

Historical Place

 

Interesting photo.

[Pillock]

"Have a look on Facebook marketplace" they said.

"There's loads of bargains" they said.

 

"It makes eBay look like it's used only by geniuses" they should have said.

 

Here's a genuine advert, in its entirety.

[Stanky]

WiL U NKLUDe STREETLite iN Sayle M8?

 

Where do I sign? Single character numberplate is worth the asking price alone...

[cobblers]

 "suggested marketplace items" on facebook was the final straw that got me to finally delete it off my phone entirely. Third post from the top was always a manky knackered phone for sale by some absolute scratter 25 miles away. It was a different manky phone being sold by a different scratter every time I opened the app, but enough was enough. 

[Craig the Princess]

Just had 9 hours of beautiful unbroken sleep.

[John F]

Yay! Another MOT pass for my fairly hanging Discovery 300 TDi

 

Chuffed.

[Zelandeth]

What makes me grin? The double take both when people realise that they've just seen a Lada - and again when they realise that it's just quite happily sailed past them in the outside lane.

 

It's been nearly a year now and the reactions from other motorists still haven't even started to get old.

[Pillock]

 "suggested marketplace items" on facebook was the final straw that got me to finally delete it off my phone entirely. Third post from the top was always a manky knackered phone for sale by some absolute scratter 25 miles away. It was a different manky phone being sold by a different scratter every time I opened the app, but enough was enough. 

 

I don't see those items, dunno if I've managed to turn that "feature" off but I forgot Marketplace was there until my mate said it was ace for retro computer stuff.

Trouble is, it was made by Americans with no perception of distance so you search for something like "Dreamcast" and you find one really cheap only to discover the first one they show you is 200 miles away, collection only.

 

But yes. 50% iPhones which are probably 100% activation locked. 

[twosmoke300]

Just had 9 hours of beautiful unbroken sleep.

You can go off a person !

[dollywobbler]

I had a bloody good night's kip as well. I blame donating blood.

[155V6]

Vic Reeves on Coronation Street 

He's in it again tonight,driving a Sunbeam Tiger 

[Craig the Princess]

You can go off a person !

The joys of a new memory foam bloody expensive mattress and a baby who slept through the night.

[Bobthebeard]

My birthday present from Mrs Beard.

Jack ramps. Now I can actually get on with stuff that needs doing!

[Heidel_Kakao]

My birthday present from Mrs Beard.

Jack ramps. Now I can actually get on with stuff that needs doing!image.jpegimage.jpegimage.jpeg

 

They are pretty swish. I didn't know such a thing existed.

[Bobthebeard]

They are pretty swish. I didn't know such a thing existed.

£98 from eBay. Am happy with them so far!

[Cheggers]

Sounds like one of my old teachers...

 

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[Guest Hooli]

Who's the ugly fucker taking the photo?