What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[vulgalour]

Did they sidle up to each other and make smaller cars?

I think we finally know how silver Xsaras are made.

[rml2345]

I think we finally know how silver Xsaras are made.

If a Xantia mates with a Synergie do you get a Xsara Picasso?

[Cavcraft]

On that basis, I'd like to shag Olivia Newton John in the back of one and try and make a Xanadu.

[Guest Ballbag]

Finally getting Dave aka Hotwire to blow his top and cry into his fair trade oragnic mung bean dinner on this forum , completely going against his own fascist rules which dont apply to himself or the 25 or so chums that lick his botty .

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/165602/retro-insurance-scheme-brentacre-discount?page=4#.VDQ5WvldXrI

[Cavcraft]

[Richard]

I really should have stopped finding this sort of thing funny about 30 years ago https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@57.6555323,-1.9997309,3a,50.1y,336.02h,82.03t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sby-8AOr1X-eOjrgPxlVnNg!2e0?hl=en

 

Also, finally got an ID on this car* I found in a quarry nearly three years ago.

 

DSC_8425 by RichardB5, on Flickr

 

DSC_8428 by RichardB5, on Flickr

 

1957-59 Austin Cambridge. Is Rustdreamer anybody on here?

[320touring]

a bad taste joke..

[garethj]

I was out on Sunday and happened to find myself in a crowded room with lots of people chattering.  But the one voice I could hear above everything else was a foreign lady who sounded just like Latka

 

I'm not a racist, some of my best friends etc, but this lady's squeaky voice in broken English made me smile.  I could almost feel myself going over the bridge following cab 804

[vulgalour]

Hey, Ballbag/Bobblegut, life's too short.

[Station]

Finally getting Dave aka Hotwire to blow his top and cry into his fair trade oragnic mung bean dinner on this forum , completely going against his own fascist rules which dont apply to himself or the 25 or so chums that lick his botty .

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/165602/retro-insurance-scheme-brentacre-discount?page=4#.VDQ5WvldXrI

 

It is their forum, so they can do what they want. There's no point in criticising it as it will always result in the same thing (ie a flaming from the usual clique), and then you wouldn't be able to reach a very wide audience selling a retro/classic/shite car if/when you get banned.

[dollywobbler]

I though HotWire dealt very reasonably with that to be honest. My reply wouldn't have been half so polite.

[155V6]

Rob Huff getting Lada's 1st win in the WTCC at the weekend

 

[cobblers]

Finally getting Dave aka Hotwire to blow his top and cry into his fair trade oragnic mung bean dinner on this forum , completely going against his own fascist rules which dont apply to himself or the 25 or so chums that lick his botty .

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/165602/retro-insurance-scheme-brentacre-discount?page=4#.VDQ5WvldXrI

Don't be a twat all your life,

Hotwire of retro rides fame is a good guy. I've met him in real life and honestly he's just doing his best to keep the thing from turning into a grumpy bollocks flame war. He's a bit smiley but there's a lot said for not being a bunch of moaning fuckers like us. It works here but when the numbers increase it just all turns into a pool of "grumpy old man thread"

 

Just trying to bait the guy and wind him up is a total dick move, he genuinely does it all to try and keep the forum and community on its feet.

[Pillock]

Didn't sound like he did too much crying, sounded like he justified a forum making a bit of cash to spend on things for the good of the forum.

[cort1977]

Finally getting Dave aka Hotwire to blow his top and cry into his fair trade oragnic mung bean dinner on this forum , completely going against his own fascist rules which dont apply to himself or the 25 or so chums that lick his botty .

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/165602/retro-insurance-scheme-brentacre-discount?page=4#.VDQ5WvldXrI

Can't see a problem with what they're doing with the insurance link.   Can't see what you're trying to achieve or why that would make anyone grin.

[vulgalour]

Many whys can be asked about the Brabus G Wagon, but the most pressing one for me...

 

 

... is why they fitted it with googlie eyes instead of headlights.

[DS20]

It looks like it's just done a line or three of coke. 'I'm so wired right now', Brabus G-Wagen says.

[cort16]

That g-wagon looks total wank

[forddeliveryboy]

[dieselassist]

Many whys can be asked about the Brabus G Wagon, but the most pressing one for me...

 

 

... is why they fitted it with googlie eyes instead of headlights.

 

...perhaps Mike Brewer now heads up the styling/faceflift/chav up dept at Brabus???

[Noel Tidybeard]

This never happens to me!  Mikeknight used the Xantia to do grown-up errands while I was doing some work and he went and found another Xantia estate.

 

IMG_20141006_182317.jpg

this looks like they had an argument and are sulking at opposite sides of playground lol

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Hey ball bag, F**K OFF, thanks

[Jim Bell]

Gun it Sandra!

 

http://youtu.be/94WB_2GdFZY

[beko1987]

Found out my car is speed trap safe! 60mph on the speedo is 53mph, 50mph on the speedo is 46mph and 30 on the speedo is 27mph!

 

Never had it matched against a satnav before (see satnav thread to see why!)

[purplebargeken]

Saw one of the Brabus things two days ago. I thought it was a piss take. Seems like it was. Looked totally shit. So much so that I laughed at it in full view of the owner. Fuggin orrible looking vehicle. 

[quicksilver]

I've just found out our regular postman bought a 1958 Cadillac unseen from a dealer in the US a couple of months ago. It arrived last week and he's had to build a carport to put it in. The guy's a hero and I'd love to see him do his rounds in that - it certainly beats a knackered old LDV or Combo!

[Tayne]

Found out my car is speed trap safe! 60mph on the speedo is 53mph, 50mph on the speedo is 46mph and 30 on the speedo is 27mph!

 

Never had it matched against a satnav before (see satnav thread to see why!)

Cats are usually set to overread as legally they either have to be spot on or overread by a maximum of 10%.

[Guest Retroholic]

 

That will never pass an MOT.

[explosive-cabbage]

LOOK! NO HANDS!

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/bubikelo2#.U8aw81P6J0U.email

[dollywobbler]

Here's an even more ridiculous ferry scenario. The mind boggles!