What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Metal Guru]

Yahoo motoring article claims discovering this item on your car can be “life changing”.

What is it? The sun visor being able to swivel round to the side window to block out the sun.

FFS! Next it will be “Motorist discover hidden middle pedal that prevents death!”  

[maxxo]

Well after all the shite of the past few weeks there is one good thing

on Monday I start my new job

apprentice intruder and fire alarm engineer

really looking forward to it

[High Jetter]

17 minutes ago, maxxo said:

apprentice intruder

Sounds dodgy! 🤣 

Hope it works out for you.

[cobblers]

10 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Yahoo motoring article claims discovering this item on your car can be “life changing”.

What is it? The sun visor being able to swivel round to the side window to block out the sun.

FFS! Next it will be “Motorist discover hidden middle pedal that prevents death!”  

"Ten amazing LIFE HACKS to TRANFORM your health"

1: Drink water every day

2: Get some form of regular exercise

3: Cut down on the pies

4: Brush your teeth most days, every day if possible

5: Avoid unprotected sex and sharing needles with heroin addicts

6: Lift with your knees, not your back

etcs etcs

 

 

[Rustybullethole]

Just found this paper at work from the year i was born. 

[grizz]

Ads like this……. 🤯 

 

[Yoss]

Tonights papanaşi came as a pair. 

I finished them but I'll admit I struggled. It probably is a good job I don't live here. 

It's getting atmospheric outside too. 

Luckily it was only a five minute walk back to the hotel. 

[Remspoor]

Cake and beer? Now that is a combination I would not have dreamt of.

[Split_Pin]

Quite possibly my shortest ever tenure in a Facebook group 😂😂😂

And the comments:

[Matty]

On 11/05/2024 at 13:43, cobblers said:

Bagged a beauty of a camp spot #inspirational #wild #nature #vanlife #dubbing

 

Did you let a little squeaky fart go toward the end of that video? 🤣

[Matty]

13 hours ago, maxxo said:

Well after all the shite of the past few weeks there is one good thing

on Monday I start my new job

apprentice intruder and fire alarm engineer

really looking forward to it

Yes Max!!!!! Proper job that you can make good brass at! Fresh start pal, onwards and upwards 👍 

[iainrcz]

Got a bit carried away, bought a Claudio Lugli shirt.

[jakebullet]

Little blue C1 is back with a new LUK clutch for £320. Got my money's worth out of the old one. Plate down to rivets, cover has fallen apart and fingers almost worn thru. 

[hairnet]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/c133x22kzrpo

dumb as a stump

if youre gonna do that pull over and be sat on the other side for the 5 mins itd take obvs

[hairnet]

bislett ftmfw

@Dyslexic Viking

[hairnet]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/live/cl554vjw9vpt#player

@Dyslexic Viking

[Split_Pin]

I came 2nd in a Dad's potato and spoon race today 🙂

I applied an engineering* strategy of holding the spoon loosely between my finger and thumb to act as a kind of crude suspension system to absorb the shocks from my running.

A lot of the other Dads were faster than me but they quickly dropped their potatoes. My strategy worked well and I didn't drop mine once. I didn't see the tactics of the winning* dad but I did hear some people say I was cheated out of first place. I didn't see if he had blu-tac on his potato or something though as I was concentrating too much 😂

My son also came second in his own similar race!

[GeorgeB]

5 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

I came 2nd in a Dad's potato and spoon race today 🙂

I applied an engineering* strategy of holding the spoon loosely between my finger and thumb to act as a kind of crude suspension system to absorb the shocks from my running.

A lot of the other Dads were faster than me but they quickly dropped their potatoes. My strategy worked well and I didn't drop mine once. I didn't see the tactics of the winning* dad but I did hear some people say I was cheated out of first place. I didn't see if he had blu-tac on his potato or something though as I was concentrating too much 😂

My son also came second in his own similar race!

Losers!

[Matty]

Home visit!! (Still no garage yet car still lives at who can find space). Despite all the engine work a good run home today suggests the ungrateful little twat is eating its gearbox. Never mind, i have a spare 😄

[Remspoor]

I am not into football, but still....

The Belgian away kit for Euro2024

[hairnet]

So im here

 

Put in where im going( im closer to it here than home)

And this happened - wondered why enviro zone

Scrolled down and it sends me from here to hull for the ferry back through london

Its not set on no tolls or ferries

[hairnet]

Braaap

Ive had 40 mph on the bike once 

 

Also the train looks like its not een cleaned since 1994

[hairnet]

This is how far i am from it

Like rhe signs say kids dont follow sat nav (mostly)

[hairnet]

[hairnet]

Ming ( blame the belgians)

Shit peugeot did 687 miles since friday

56.5 litres 57 mpg

Bling

[hairnet]

@Dyslexic Viking grand ponton passed on way home 

didnt find amg sl55 or 608D sadly

[TataBobu]

On 28/05/2024 at 20:34, Yoss said:

Tonights papanaşi came as a pair. 

I finished them but I'll admit I struggled. It probably is a good job I don't live here. 

It's getting atmospheric outside too. 

Luckily it was only a five minute walk back to the hotel. 

Papanași always have to be in pairs, it's the plural form. A single one should be a "papanaș", but nobody over here would dare to be such a cheapskate to sell them as singles.

[Yoss]

6 hours ago, TataBobu said:

Papanași always have to be in pairs, it's the plural form. A single one should be a "papanaș", but nobody over here would dare to be such a cheapskate to sell them as singles.

Thanks, I didn't know that. The one I had the first night was a single one but it was bigger. I don't think I could have eaten two of those. The Romanian restaurant we used to have here in Southampton always sold them in pairs. They were obviously doing it properly. 

[beko1987]

Pissing around with Home Assistant last night I found a DVLA plugin 😂

Following the github instructions I now have an API key with 62 requests a month and have some sensors made from my car!

I wonder how far these API keys go 🤔 I could take requests and have it spit out emails when stuff happens/becomes due!

[hairnet]

10 hours ago, Yoss said:

Thanks, I didn't know that. The one I had the first night was a single one but it was bigger. I don't think I could have eaten two of those. The Romanian restaurant we used to have here in Southampton always sold them in pairs. They were obviously doing it properly. 

want. where. fanks.