What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[omegod]

There was a Chrysler 300C outside my work today that was fully Bentley badged including the wheels  and with a goppingly awful mesh grille, I would have taken a pic but I actually felt like vomiting it was that bloody awful 

[wuvvum]

If I ever win the lottery I'm going to buy a Bentley Flying Spur and badge it up as a Chrysler 300C to redress the balance.

[myglaren]

[iainrcz]

I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

[paulplom]

While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and cool in front of an air-conditioning unit costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 70" smart TV that costs £4,000!! 

Right now, I'm happy, with no worries and not a care in the world, not even the employees at Currys who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day.

[808 Estate]

 

[hairnet]

Bit warm

 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, iainrcz said:

I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

I'm drinking a beer  but wearing a dry t-shirt. Told my fans to piss off a while ago, their constant adulation was beginning to annoy me. 🤣

Oh and it just got fucking windy here, think a storm is on the way.

[808 Estate]

[camryv6]

1 hour ago, iainrcz said:

I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

Photos !!

[iainrcz]

21 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Photos !!

They're on my only fans page, you know that.

[hairnet]

Int there a song called under the sea

Choo choo mother fucker

And as I post this we start moving just when they told us it would be delayed

Got away with that

 

 

[hairnet]

Oh and I posted a pic of those Reno 4s

Kith tells me he knows of a nice one a vendre

Yeah tell me as I leave the country 🤣

 

[motorpunk]

Aircon regas..... aaaaaaah, nice and cool again. Bought the guy an ice cream as a thank you, when paying.

[iainrcz]

Found this splendid gentleman hiding in the house.

[iainrcz]

Cursory glance at t'internet suggests Poplar Hawk moth.

[myglaren]

 

[Pieman]

5 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

 

 

 

That's a ripoff of a prank scene from American Pie!

Anyway, cheering me up today is finally getting hold of some proper Samsung toners for my printer to replace the knock-off ones my boss bought and were leaving pink and blue lines across every colour page I tried to print.  Was scared it was the printer that was damaged but thankfully not, so money well spent.

[MikeR]

5 hours ago, HarmonicCheeseburger said:

 

 

 

that reminds me of a prank years ago , I had a big bag of sweets at work and some greedy chaps hogged the lot ...

so I bought another bag   , and slipped in some Laxative choccys all wrapped up in gold paper ...

yep , they hogged that lot as well , esp the ones with gold paper ...

the next day they were drivng down to Devon ,,,,,,

and visited every service station on the way .... 

[Bren]

Boris signs off with hasta la vista baby.

To be fair he has terminated the fuck out of an 80 seat majority and any chance of the tories winning the next election.

[MikeR]

just had my house insurance renewal , it had dropped from 350 to 230 and a little note to do a review .

so I rung up and did a review ... and it went down to 220 .....

h a p p y  !

 

[Datsuncog]

On 7/19/2022 at 8:09 AM, paulplom said:

Finally got my birthday picture hung. It's behind the sitting room door though which is rarely closed.

Jack Vettriano: "I hope you like my new artistic direction."

[Pieman]

1 hour ago, Bren said:

Boris signs off with hasta la vista baby.

To be fair he has terminated the fuck out of an 80 seat majority and any chance of the tories winning the next election.

The deluded thick as shit fuckwipe actually said that?!

[Remspoor]

On 7/19/2022 at 6:38 PM, iainrcz said:

I'm wearing a wet t-shirt, sitting in front of a fan and drinking a beer.

[iainrcz]

1 hour ago, Remspoor said:

Pretty much how it went. Though with slightly less tits.

[motorpunk]

Found why my car has been spitting acorns at me… 🤣

[808 Estate]

[PhilA]

Tonight, a dramatic sky.

Made a nice vista to end a busy, hot day.

[Back_For_More]

On 7/19/2022 at 2:18 PM, hairnet said:

Oof......

If you're still near Mont St Michel - head to the alligator farm just nearby and 2km after that there's a Renault/Citroen licker/old garage that's loaded with tat.  Gf even enjoyed it.... 

On the way back up - Trevieres and the Normandy beaches - last Post at the American Cemetery is something special. 

[hairnet]

did mont st michel a long time ago on the bike - you want how much to park a voiture??

did ypres on tuesday

did the canadian and arromanches and omaha (golf course wtf) 15 years ago

did the lickers garage have a 604 parked outside (its been a while)

can i  just say bromley lmfao