What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[andy18s]

That'll do .. it hit 30 on Saturday which was nice

[Mr Pastry]

[Wack]

Yeah mate it's down there , help yourself 

er , you're OK thanks 

 

[Wack]

That's an unfortunate name 

[Metal Guru]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

That's an unfortunate name 

What’s wrong with Basil?

[J W Pepper]

Watched an episode of Bullseye from 1981 (series 1) and had a good laugh at the prizes, which were good in their day but a bit rubbish compared to now, one prize was some cutlery, and another was champagne.

Bullys star prize was a blue Allegro, and in another episode was a 2 berth caravan

[High Jetter]

I'd take a delivery mileage Allegro as a prize any day!

[J W Pepper]

3 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

I'd take a delivery mileage Allegro as a prize any day!

Their not on my list of cars I want to own (buy) but I wouldn't turn a free one down

[High Jetter]

Have driven, quartic and all. My area manager had a 1.3 company car, scared me as a passenger.

[Metal Guru]

The star prize when a car was normally a base Mini, Metro or Fiesta.  Of course , anyone living in a land locked county, won a speed boat!

[High Jetter]

The UK is landlocked? 

[Metal Guru]

2 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

The UK is landlocked? 

COUNTY not country. (I.e Warwickshire, Leicestershire etc)

[High Jetter]

Trailers are for sale or rent, according to a 'popular' song 

[myglaren]

Haven't followed the trial at all but just saw this:

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

11 hours ago, Wack said:

Yeah mate it's down there , help yourself 

er , you're OK thanks 

 

Deodorant can and a lighter immediately springs to mind.

[Wack]

11 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

What’s wrong with Basil?

Nothing if he's a wanker

[Wack]

It doesn't really make me grin but fuck me how thick can someone be 

Car boot sale , I got there just as a lad was leathering one of the traders , somebody pulled him off .

Turned out the lad had a storage unit , numbnuts trader had broken into it, stole a load of gear , caught on cctv  , 100% him , then he tried selling it 100m from where he'd nicked it from which had consequences he wasn't expecting.

 

[Merryck]

Man, the best I get at bootfairs is G clamps.

I want some drama with my Sunday morning bargains!

[cort1977]

Not very Autoshite but i drove my mate's GT4 at the weekend.  Christ almighty it is some machine, not my thing but the speed and especially the ceramic brakes were something else.

[PhilA]

I did a Rubik's Cube.

[cobblers]

I saw a smart car with the entire roof made of various colours of duct tape.

Despite the appearance of the surroundings, it is in regular daily use.

[Wack]

When next in India maybe a snack , or maybe not  I think something has been lost in translation there 

[Remspoor]

First there was the 11'-8" bridge then there was Milwaukie Roundabout.

Now we have Speed Bump Olympics.

 

[AnnoyingPentium]

6 hours ago, cort1977 said:

Not very Autoshite but i drove my mate's GT4 at the weekend.  Christ almighty it is some machine, not my thing but the speed and especially the ceramic brakes were something else.

ST205, 185? I hope you're referring to a Celica too lol.

[Tenmil Socket]

8 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

First there was the 11'-8" bridge then there was Milwaukie Roundabout.

Now we have Speed Bump Olympics.

 

Is there a sump specialist near by? 

[hairnet]

4 hours ago, PhilA said:

I did a Rubik's Cube.

video or else

[AnnoyingPentium]

12 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said:

Is there a sump specialist near by? 

Business will be booming.

[PhilA]

32 minutes ago, hairnet said:

video or else

Yup, it's solved on all sides.

[RoverFolkUs]

On 5/22/2022 at 8:42 PM, Wack said:

Yeah mate it's down there , help yourself 

er , you're OK thanks 

 

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[hairnet]

15 minutes ago, PhilA said:

Yup, it's solved on all sides.